"Hulk Hogan is sounding homicidal over the way his wife Linda dumped him, forced him out of his $18 million mansion, allegedly started spending his money at the rate of $40,000 a month and dating "some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior," Rolling Stone reports. "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat," he told the magazine. "You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it (FoxNews)."
I read this headline and was like what the hell is this roided up freak talking about, but then when I read through the story a couple thing occured to me. One, he is right, and I would be just as pissed as he is if my wife was fucking 19 year olds, and spending all my money. Two, this is fucking hilarious that he made an OJ joke, even though he was aquitted. There is definitly a part of me hope he brings back his nWo shirt, and leg drops his wife...
"Watcha gonna do when the hulkster runs wild on YOU?"
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