"A TSA worker in Miami was arrested when he "lost his mind" and attacked a colleague who repeatedly made fun of his small penis after the security screener walked through a high-tech scanner that showed his genitalia, according to Miami-Dade police.
Rolando Negrin, 44, was arrested at Miami International Airport Wednesday morning following an altercation with a fellow screener, Hugh Osorno, Tuesday evening. Negrin is facing assault charges for allegedly beating Osorno with a baton in the airport's parking lot, NBC Miami reported.
Negrin had been embarrassed and enraged by constant ribbing from his colleagues after a training session with a "Whole Body Imaging" machine, according to the police affidavit.
"The X-ray revealed [Negrin] has a small penis and co-workers made fun of him on a daily basis," according to the report (FoxNews)."
Well needle dick, this sucks for you. Of course it is embarrassing and you have every right in the world to be pissed, but beating up another TSA agent is really only going to make it worse. Now you don't just have a couple of fellow employees making fun of you, but basically the entire internet. You would have to think for them to be giving him this hard of a time it must have been ridiculously small, which is always funny, so here is a list, off the top of my head, of names to call people with needle dicks...
- Needle dick
- Trouser minnow
- TicTac
- Oompa Loompa
Yea, that sucked, so I took some jokes, all because he overreacted...
- Your dick's so small, you can masturbate through the slits in a fork.
- Your dick's so small, you rent out the Hubbell when you have to piss.
- I never knew you could have a belly button under your stomach.
- Your dick's so small, a cop frisks you and asks, "Sex change?"
- When you go swimming in cold water, does your dick get bigger?
- Your dick's so small, you stand next to a light switch naked all day crying.
Hahahahaha, have a sweet life.
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