A Moment of Wisdom by South Carolina

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."

-Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

Damn, the deep South cracks me up.

A Moment of Wisdom By Mayor Marion Barry

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
lowest crime rates in the country,"

-Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

A Moment of Wisdom by Joe Theisman

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

--Joe Theisman


-BMack

A Moment of Wisdom by Brooke Shields

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life,"

--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

-BMack

A Moment of Wisdom By Mariah Carey

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

-BMack