This is Dueling Couches one year anniversary and we would like to thank the fans for putting up with our shit. So far we have been pretty successful for two shitheads that came together with a vision and have gone through a couple of highs and lows(Challenges, Bar night, and Sofa Talk). But now that the years gone, I am promising you fans that DC is taking it to the next level. Get ready for more sports, chicks, outlandish opinions, controversy, boobs, ridiculous videos, and bad grammar.
For our tribute here is our first ever post:
DP's
How did it taste?
when Eli Manning escaped your whole defense and threw an improbable pass to tyree? I am no way defending Eli for he is a huge queer and yes I would like him dead. I have also made it clear on contract year that Jarod Lorenzen should be the QB of the Giants team (and i know we both agree on that) I also think that Eli is getting way TOO much credit for the win, he is three maybe four missed interceptions from being an ultimate choke artist. As for raef lafrentz he still sucks.
BMacks
Do you hear yourself talking???
You have to be kidding me that you we actually rooting for Eli Manning. I can take not rooting for Belichick, but come on Eli. You have stated over your entire life you hatred for Eli. I actually know sever times you have wanted him dead. He is a huge queer, honestly, like Eli grow some facial hair or something you look like an after hours alter boy. Now i will not sit here an say that the Giant did not deserve to win that game, becuase they outplayed the Pats, but you are just pointing out somethings here that are just uncalled for. What problem could you possibly have with humble pie? It really sums up the whole team, going week to week without saying they are going to win, or playing a part in this stupid media game. They just go about thier business and eat the humble pie that keeps thier former winning streak alive. Now the Belichick walking off the field i cant defend, but come one, did you expact anything else. They guys a dick, he runs up scores, he is a dick to the media, is this so out of the norm? He is Darth Vader. Which brings me to my next point that I have a real problem with Belichick not rocking the dark hoody that sums up his character so well. I am done with this superbowl shit, OK i got it, that Pats blew it, biggest upset in history, Belichick a douche lets move on. Maybe to things that still matter...like how Raef has brought the Blazers back to respectibility.
Eww. I wish I could still take the Eli comment back, but whatever. Thanks everyone.
