ronnie brown vs kevin durant: Ass.

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Friday, September 17, 2010

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

DALLAS - A Dallas woman touched her friend's buttocks, sparking an assault and attempted stabbing, police said. More

I really don't know where to begin with this story. I guess sticking your finger in someones butt crack is frowned upon, but does it merit a potential stabbing/assault, No?

We all remember the credit car phase and sure it made me want to punch whoever was doing it to me, but you just had to accept it as being really gay and violating and move on with your day.

Here's another great quote from the article:
"According to a police report, 22-year-old Laquita Mattox rubbed a finger along the victim's butt crack, prompting her to clench her buttocks. The victim claimed the clenching caused the bed she was sitting on to break, angering Mattox."

So this girls ass had enough power to break a bed by clenching her cheeks? That should be a superpower.