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Showing posts with label Kris Humphries. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kris Humphries. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Lucky Bastard


Well Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian are engaged and I lost out on my chance. Sad day for me.

Honestly, I don't get what she sees in him, he's a bad role player on a real bad team. I'm a pretty key player at my job that I have. I mean what does he have that I don't, sure I have a gf that would be pretty mad if she read this, but I'm younger than him by 19 days, I share an apartment with roommates, I have less than one of his paychecks in my bank account, I co-run a blog thats mildly successful, I'm also an athlete, I just blew out my arm playing baseball and may need Tommy John, there is nothing more athletic than that and I'm skinnier than him, plus I don't kinda look asian like he does. I just don't get it.