Mike Martz Is The Bears New OC

How does he keep getting jobs?

He should be a punchline for the NFL. Everyone thinks he can make an impact on their teams, because he once coached "The Greatest Show On Turf" but has failed miserably in San Fransisco and in Detroit. Getting the pass happy Mike Martz to coach the Bears and Jay Cutler might be the worst idea. It is going to put to much pressure on Cutlerfuck and he will most likely throw more picks this year. Fuck Martz, Fuck Cutler, Die.

Singletary In, Martz Out

"The San Francisco 49ers will remove the interim tag from coach Mike Singletary's title and make him the full-time coach following the season finale on Sunday, the Sacramento Bee reports. Since taking over for the fired Mike Nolan mid-season, Singletary has coached the 49ers to a 4-4 record, enough to show management that progress is being made. Offensive coordinator Mike Martz will not be returning, however, per the Beem (Sportsline)."

I don't really care about Singletary. I know DP has some kind of man crush on him, but I don't think he is anything special. The big story here is Martz getting fired once again. Can this be the last time? He is a terrible coach, and his pass happy offenses don't work. Her makes every team soft, and in my opinion is one of the dumbest coaches of all time. I just hope I never have to see his stupid face on the sidlines ever again.

-BMack