PETA Does It Again

Not a big PETA fan, but I'll give them credit for their ads. This one stars the Lingerie Football women. Girls are pretty damn hot, except for the one on the right she is kind of mannish.

PETA Gets Joanna Krupa Naked

Catholics are none too happy about these pics...

Christian Serratos Gets Nude For PETA

Couldn't care less about PETA, but they do a good job getting women naked...

I Hate PETA So Much

"The group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals wants the flyswatter in chief to try taking a more humane attitude the next time he's bedeviled by a fly in the White House. PETA is sending President Barack Obama a Katcha Bug Humane Bug Catcher, a device that allows users to trap a house fly and then release it outside. "We support compassion even for the most curious, smallest and least sympathetic animals," PETA spokesman Bruce Friedrich said Wednesday. "We believe that people, where they can be compassionate, should be, for all animals. Still, "swatting a fly on TV indicates he's not perfect," Friedrich said, "and we're happy to say that we wish he hadn't(Foxnews)."


For fucks sake, it's a damn fly. There are literally trillions of them on Earth. I fucking hate PETA so much. I know the kind of people they are, and they are worse then the people actually killing animals. Snobby piece of shit hippies that take everything too far. This is not a political thing by the way, so I don't want to hear how you feel about Obama, because frankly I couldn't care less. Just like you don't give a shit about what I think about politics, but I think we can all agree that PETA sucks, and killing flies is a fucking public service.

WTF PETA

People don't seem to like fish. They're slithery and slimy, and they have eyes on either side of their pointy little heads—which is weird, to say the least. Plus, the small ones nibble at your feet when you're swimming, and the big ones—well, the big ones will bite your face off if Jaws is anything to go by.

Of course, if you look at it another way, what all this really means is that fish need to fire their PR guy—stat. Whoever was in charge of creating a positive image for fish needs to go right back to working on the Britney Spears account and leave our scaly little friends alone. You've done enough damage, buddy. We've got it from here. And we're going to start by retiring the old name for good. When your name can also be used as a verb that means driving a hook through your head, it's time for a serious image makeover. And who could possibly want to put a hook through a sea kitten?

Wait. What? PETA you are friggin nuts. Changing the name "Fish" to Sea Kitten is ridiculous. Well speaking of Sea Kittens:

PETA Finally Does Something Right

Now excuse me as I hump a head of lettuce.