Why not date this chick?
Showing posts with label Cats Suck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cats Suck. Show all posts
Monday, June 13, 2011
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Monday, April 11, 2011
Monday, January 11, 2010
Cat Called In For Jury Duty
Duty calls for an East Boston resident. Someone is getting called for jury duty…but it’s no human. A family is trying to figure out how their pet cat was summonsed for jury duty. Sal’s owners, Guy and Anna Esposito, think they may know the source of the mix up: Sal really is a member of the family, so on the last Census form, Anna Esposito listed him under “pets”.“I just wrote ‘Sal Esposito’, scratched out the ‘dog,’ and wrote, ‘cat,’” said Anna. Anna filed for Sal’s disqualification of service. However, the jury commissioner was unmoved and denied the request. Boston
This is awesome and kind of a scumbag move by the cat to not show up to jury duty. Listen buddy, everyone has to do it, just because you're a cat doesn't mean you have the right to dick out of it. Total cat move.
Friday, December 11, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
Monday, June 8, 2009
Who Wouldn't Want To Do This?
A Bronx teenager roasted her ex-roommate's kitten to death in a stove - then brushed off the incident as a joke when she was busted, authorities said Thursday.
"I hate cats," Cheyenne Cherry, 17, allegedly told investigators when asked about the heartless crime.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/06/05/2009-06-05_evil_teen_who_tossed_cat_in_the_oven.html#ixzz0HqASz3QM&D
I hate cats, and so I am glad. I once said on Me and Bob's radio show that I would drown kittens if Vince Young didn't win the Heisman. I have not made true on that claim with that claim, but I would sure like too. Cats blow, they are shitty pets and just are so annoying. Cat people especially suck too. How could someone like a cat over a dog? It makes no sense. Either way good for cooking that cat.
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