Mass. To Ban The Word "Retard"

Well here is something that will have DP and I in jail in no time...

"Soldiers of the anti-R-word movement will be collecting signatures from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. in the Great Hall from those who “pledge and support the elimination of the derogatory use of the R-word from everyday speech and promote the acceptance and inclusion of people with intellectual disabilities (FoxNews).”

Are you fucking serious? Listen, I get it. It's not a nice word. You could even argue that it is just as bad as saying "fag" or something, but you can't go around banning words, it just isn't American.

There are a lot of words I don't like, but you just can't ban them, plus I think this word can be useful. Call me ignorant or whatever you want, but if DP goes on an hour and a half rant about how JaMarcus Russell is going to the Pro Bowl there is no other way to voice what's going on in my head other then to call him a "fucking retard".

Once again, I am not saying that it is OK to just go around saying this word, but at the same time you can't just ban a word, because you don't like it. The N-Word is still around, I don't think girls like the word "cunt" very much, and I'm sure homosexuals are not thrilled when they hear fag every 5 seconds, but hey, they are just words, and you can't go around and have the FCC controlling how people talk.

So for all asshole who are trying to do this fuck you, I like freedom, so suck it up...

Saggy Pants Banned In Memphis?

"(Memphis 03/22/2009) - A new law could have Tennessean's tightening their belt, literally. Memphis State Representative Joe Towns, Jr. and his counter part in the senate, Senator Ophelia Ford are proposing a bill that would make it a crime to wear your pants too low.

They call it sagging when pants are worn so low you can see your underwear. If some state lawmakers get their way, those who sag in Tennessee will have to pull up or pay up.

"I think it looks foolish. I've never done it and when I see our children walk around like that I don't like it. I don't let my own children wear pants like that," said Maurice Merrell, an East Memphis father." More

Good, I'm glad this is happening. It doesn't make sense to wear your pants that low anyways. I doubt they will really enforce it, but it is good they make a law against it. Many people will call this a racist law because more black people wear their pants like this and you know what? It is a racist law, and it is a law that helps you out! You look fucking stupid with your pants that low. It's trashy, no one wants to see your underwear, and it looks uncomfortable, stop being difficult and just pull your pants up. Fuck!

USA's Craziest Laws

FoxNews recently let out a list of the USA's craziest laws, take a look....

1. In Billings, Mont., it is illegal for anyone to sell, harbor or give away rats as pets or toys for any purpose other than to feed snakes or birds of prey. Scientists, however, can keep lab rats.

2. Using profanity is against the law on playgrounds and in public parks in Columbia, Md.

3. The last Sunday in June each year is Log Cabin Day in Michigan.

4. In Michigan, it is legal to kill a dog for attacking chickens, livestock or people, but you can't snuff the pooch in a high altitude decompression chamber or by electrocution.

5. In West Virginia, anyone who taunts someone who decides not to participate in a duel or who declines to accept a challenge is guilty of a misdemeanor and can be sent to jail for up to six months and fined up to $100.

6. In Kentucky it is illegal to sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display, or possess living baby chicks, ducklings, or other fowl or rabbits that have been dyed or colored. It is also illegal to dye or color baby chicks, ducklings, fowl or rabbits. And unless they are at least two months old, the aforementioned animals must be sold in batches of six.

7. At shooting ranges in Massachusetts, it is illegal to shoot at targets depicting a human -- whether as a figure, effigy or a silhouette -- unless you're a public safety officer performing official duties.

8. In Alabama it is against the law to alter the natural appearance of the teeth of a horse or mule to make the animal appear younger than it actually is.

9. In Alabama anyone performing a marriage rite is entitled to a fee of $2 per marriage.

10. In Alabama it is against the law to exploit a bear by promoting, engaging in or being employed at a bear wrestling match, or by subjecting a bear to surgical alteration of any kind, including, but not limited to, declawing, tooth removal and severing tendons.

Basically Alabama is a crazy place. I think 8 is my favorite...

-BMack