Why Not?

Why not see why I don't repect the South?

Why Not?

Why not go on a rant about Jimmy Dean Sausages?

Only in the South...

Give It Up Walpole

Walpole High School used to use the Confederate Flag as it own. Most of that ended in 1994, when school officials declared the flag an inappropriate symbol and eliminated it as an unofficial team emblem. Yet, one family that neighbors the school still has that flag up. I guess it pisses off a lot of people who go to the game.

Listen, the guy has a right to have that flag up in his yard, but people should be pissed about this. That flag represents the lowest point for American history, it also represents racism, bigotry. I know some say it is history, and you could make an argument there, except this is fucking Massachusetts. It doesn't get much more North then that. I just think this is fucking stupid, I hate the fucking South, you fucking lost, burn all those flags and stop being douche bags.

Who Hasn't Done This?

When Jacksonville police arrived to investigate a burglary at Bonny Brook Veterinary Clinic Tuesday morning, what they found was a surprise: An 18-year-old man was sleeping soundly under a blanket in the clinic’s break room.

Nearby were two syringes — evidence he’d injected himself with Xylazine, a drug used by vets as a sedative for large animals, according to veterinary assistant Leigh Anne Moody. She reported the break-in to police.

It appeared the man had made himself at home, she said, sampling food from the office refrigerator and watching TV.

“He took one of our laptops and was watching porn and taking pictures of it with our camera,” Moody said. “The laptop was closed at first, and we thought maybe he had been looking up how to take the drugs, but then we opened it, and nope! That’s not what he was doing (annistonstar.com).”

HAHAHAHA, amazing. First you bust into this place and you take a sedative used on "large animals". You would think you would take it home, and then inject this stuff, but no no this guy had other plans.

He decides to have a good old fashioned game of seeing if you can stay up long enough to jerk off. We have all done it. We just do it with sleeping pills not horse tranquilizers.

Well, it seems like he didn't win this game, and was quickly arrested the next morning. It's really just poor planning, and we can all learn from this. If you are going to break into a vets office to get hardcore sedatives remember to wait till you get home to start phase 2.

Or... pull a Big Ben and at least have a bodyguard watching the door.

Whites Only Professional Basketball League

This was on Deadspin the other day, but how could I not talk about this. Apparently there is a guy in Augusta attempting to start a white only professional basketball league. He says, "There's nothing hatred about what we're doing," he said. "I don't hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now. Here's a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like. Would you want to go to the game and worry about a player flipping you off or attacking you in the stands or grabbing their crotch?" he said. "That's the culture today, and in a free country we should have the right to move ourselves in a better direction."

I can think of nothing more boring then just fundamental basketball. It is really amazing how racist some parts of the country still are. This is no better then having white and black restaurants, it is just a horrible idea. Listen, I get what the guy is saying. There are very few white people in the NBA, but tough shit...get better then.

What made me laugh (other then just the overall idea of this), is the fact Boston is called the most racist city in America. Well I can tell you this would never happen in our city.

Way to be South, you just can't get over this whole racism thing.

Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents

I could not believe this story...

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (WTVC-TV) - A 4-year-old boy, beer in hand, is accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors. It's a strange story, but also a sad one.

April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail. She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree. Now she's just glad he's okay and says she won't let it happen again.


The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption.

April Wright said, "Biggest concern was him being out there, getting kidnapped, getting run over, the alcohol, having to have his stomach pumped."

Wright says she woke up that night at 1:45 am and panicked when she found Hayden was gone. She says she put safety devices on all the doors so her kids couldn't get out, but Hayden was able to break the safety device off the doorknob and get outside.
Once out, Wright says her four year old followed his father's footsteps and was found on Blue Spruce Road, drinking.

"He runs away trying to find his father," she said. "He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is."

The Hamilton County Sheriff's Office report says Hayden rang the doorbell a few houses down and the neighbor answered, finding the child holding a partially consumeed 12-ounce beer.

Wright said, "He got it out of my father's cooler in the back and how he got it open I don't understand because it was one of those tab beers."

But it doesn't stop there. The report said Hayden then snuck into a neighbor's house through an unlocked front door, and stole five wrapped Christmas gifts. One was a girl's brown dress which Hayden was wearing when police found him.
"Going to the neighbor's house and taking their presents, very embarrassing," said April.

She admits she was not just embarrassed, but scared, and rushed to the hospital that night with Hayden. She said she tries to be a good mother and loves her son, but now feels like a failure.

"Kids do things like this and it's out of your control, you can do the best you can as a mother, everyone makes mistakes, it was an honest mistake," she said.
Wright did meet with child protective services today who told her she will get to keep custody of Hayden.


Speechless. Thanks to Demling for sending this along.

Golfer Loses Arm in Alligator Attack

"A 77-year-old man has lost his lower arm after he was bitten by an alligator on a coastal South Carolina golf course. Multiple media outlets reported that the Fripp Island man was playing the Ocean Creek Golf Course about 3 p.m. Thursday when he was attacked. His name was not released. Kate Hines with the Fripp Island Property Owners Association says the man was picking up his ball when a 10-foot alligator pulled him into a nearby pond. The man's golf partners were able to free him. Workers from Tracks Wildlife Control in Beaufort killed the alligator and removed the man's arm (FoxNews)."

Wow that fucking sucks, and this could so easily happen. Being the terrible golfer I am I would be the guy reaching into a random pond. Well if you're in the South don't do it. It is just not worth it. Anyways, I feel bad for this guy. He is old and there is just no way they are going to reattach his arm...

Mom Gets 99 Years for Cutting Off Son's Genitals

"A Houston-area mother convicted of mutilating her infant by cutting off his genitals two years ago was sentenced Monday to 99 years in prison (FoxNews)."

I know little kids can be annoying, but Jesus....take it easy. This kid's life is fucked....only in Texas would something like this happen.

Farmers Only Dating

This is 100% real.....HAHAHAHAHAHA

Playing Hide The Sausage With Immigrants

As if being an illegal immigrant didn't suck enough already...

"An openly gay sheriff's deputy in South Florida who fought homophobia within the police department was actually a calculating sex offender who attacked illegal immigrants, according to court documents. Jonathan Bleiweiss, 29, allegedly targeted the immigrants because they were afraid to go to the police, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel said, citing the records released Tuesday.

Authorities say he scared at least eight different men he pulled over during traffic stops into performing sex acts with him, and demanded their phone numbers and contact information. He'd then put on the act of a scorned lover when they stopped returning his messages, court documents show. Bleiweiss was arrested Monday on 14 charges, including sexual battery by an authority figure and stalking, the Sun-Sentinel reported (FoxNews)."


Wow. I mean I guess it is good thinking. It really is the last people that want to run to a police station, but what the fuck? I mean this guy says that he has been attacked because he is gay, so then he turns around and rapes immigrants....Way to be a hypocrite asshole.

Buy A Truck Get An AK-47

Wow the South is crazy...

Why Not?

Church people are crazy, but still funny...

And The Fatest US State Is....

"Mississippi's still king of cellulite, but an ominous tide is rolling toward the Medicare doctors in neighboring Alabama: obese baby boomers (FoxNews)."

I actually thought it would be Texas or Louisiana, but it had to be a southern state. Anyways, the slimmest state was Colorado followed by Massachusetts. Mississippi had the highest obesity rate (32.5%) for the 5th year in a row....impressive.

Great Day For Texas

Well we have already had a post about a cop tasering a 72 year old woman. If that wasn't enough...

Attorneys and advocates are questioning why an 18-year-old East Texan with profound mental disabilities was sentenced to 100 years in prison in a child sex abuse case.

They say the case of Aaron Hart was mishandled from start to finish and raises questions over how to deal with the mentally disabled when they encounter the criminal justice system.

After a neighbor found Hart fondling her 6-year-old stepson in September, the East Texas teenager pleaded guilty to five counts, The Dallas Morning News reported Wednesday. Hart has an IQ of 47 and was diagnosed as mentally disabled as a child. He never learned to read or write and speaks unsteadily. Despite being a target of bullies, he was courteous, well-behaved and earned money by doing chores for neighbors, supporters said. His parents say he'd never acted out sexually. "He couldn't understand the seriousness of what he did," said his father, Robert Hart. "I never dreamed they would think about sending him to prison. When they said 100 years — it was terror, pure terror, to me (FoxNews)."

Fucked up. Not saying he doesn't deserve to be punshied, but does throwing this guy in jail really do anything. I don't think he even knows what he did. Once again....Only in Texas.

Why Not?

Why not taser a 72 year old woman?

Only in Texas...

You Know Your From The South When...

You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture...

Plus that girl is like 12....God I hate the South

Another Reason The South Sucks

I Wonder What State This Guy Is From....

My guess.....Alabama

Redneck Video Dating Disaster

Kind of reminds me of George Bush...

Funny Movies

USA's Craziest Laws

FoxNews recently let out a list of the USA's craziest laws, take a look....

1. In Billings, Mont., it is illegal for anyone to sell, harbor or give away rats as pets or toys for any purpose other than to feed snakes or birds of prey. Scientists, however, can keep lab rats.

2. Using profanity is against the law on playgrounds and in public parks in Columbia, Md.

3. The last Sunday in June each year is Log Cabin Day in Michigan.

4. In Michigan, it is legal to kill a dog for attacking chickens, livestock or people, but you can't snuff the pooch in a high altitude decompression chamber or by electrocution.

5. In West Virginia, anyone who taunts someone who decides not to participate in a duel or who declines to accept a challenge is guilty of a misdemeanor and can be sent to jail for up to six months and fined up to $100.

6. In Kentucky it is illegal to sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display, or possess living baby chicks, ducklings, or other fowl or rabbits that have been dyed or colored. It is also illegal to dye or color baby chicks, ducklings, fowl or rabbits. And unless they are at least two months old, the aforementioned animals must be sold in batches of six.

7. At shooting ranges in Massachusetts, it is illegal to shoot at targets depicting a human -- whether as a figure, effigy or a silhouette -- unless you're a public safety officer performing official duties.

8. In Alabama it is against the law to alter the natural appearance of the teeth of a horse or mule to make the animal appear younger than it actually is.

9. In Alabama anyone performing a marriage rite is entitled to a fee of $2 per marriage.

10. In Alabama it is against the law to exploit a bear by promoting, engaging in or being employed at a bear wrestling match, or by subjecting a bear to surgical alteration of any kind, including, but not limited to, declawing, tooth removal and severing tendons.

Basically Alabama is a crazy place. I think 8 is my favorite...

-BMack