Why Not?

Why not learn a lesson about "No Homo"?

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Here's A Quick Way To Get Fired

"Justin Quinn, 33, of Fresno said he was in the stands at AT&T Park in San Francisco during pregame batting practice with his wife and 9-year-old twin daughters when he noticed Roger McDowell (Atlanta Braves pitching coach) hectoring three men and asking them, "Are you guys a homo couple or a threesome?"

Quinn said McDowell proceeded to make crude sexual gestures with his hips and a bat.

Quinn, who was down in front of the field, then shouted, "Hey, there are kids out here," he said during a news conference at the Los Angeles office of noted attorney Gloria Allred.

Quinn alleged that the coach replied that kids don't belong at a baseball park, picked up a bat, walked up to Quinn and asked him, "How much are your teeth worth (ESPN)?"

Wow. I mean there is dumb, and then there is this. Did he really think that no one would complain about him making these remarks and gestures? Then on top of that say you are going to knock a fans teeth out that is at the game with his kids. Jesus, this guy had to been drunk or something. Either way, he should probably be suspended for the rest of the season, because that is so way over the line that I just don't see how he could ever justify it. The league shouldn't even have to step in here, the Braves should get rid of him ASAP, because this is a black eye to the entire organization.

"How much are your teeth worth" is a great line though...

You Don't Want To Get Caught Saying This On TV

It will be interesting to see if the NBA does anything about this. I am sure that this happens so many time during a game, and is basically not a big deal, but it is a cover story on ESPN and it is very blatant what he says there. You really can't just yell "fucking fag" and think everything is going to be ok. Then again, I am sure KG has said much worse. I bet Kobe will deny it, and then this will be forgotten, because there is no way that they are going to suspended Kobe with the playoffs starting this weekend. I also bet there is going to be a shit fit thrown by gay rights groups.

So I guess we can add this to the list of distractions for the Lakers which already include Phil Jackson retiring, Bynum's injury, Chicken pox, Barnes bad knee, ect.

Why Not?

Why not meet the no homo rapper?

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Why Not?

Why not find out that someone who makes inflatable slides has a sense of humor?

Iowa Wrestler Bows Out Because He Doesn't Want To Wrestle Girl

Wrestling is probably the gayest sport in the world, it's two kids in liatards(sp)grappling at each other doing gay sex moves to pin the other one. It's not so much of a sport as training on how to become a gay rapist. Wrestling is reserved for people who couldn't play real sports and the most annoying thing is when a kid who wrestled would come up to you and try to make his case for being an athlete. Sorry bro, going skin to skin grabbing at some other dudes grundle for 2 minutes isn't a sport, it's just uncomfortable and gay. So that's where this story fits in, apparently a kid who had a chance to make his sport somewhat straight decided he rather quit then get some cheap feels on some unsuspecting chick. I mean you can't blame him in some respect, If you whoop the girls ass your an asshole and if you get beat, you just lost to a girl, kind of a lose/lose situation if you ask me.

However, when your in High School your dying for cheap feels, you stare at anything with legs, ass and boobs and god forbid if you accidentally brush into a hot girls ass your day is made. So this kid in that respect blew his big chance. I guess wrestling with dudes and rubbing nutsack was more of his thing.

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What the Egyptions Can't Play Smear the Queer Now?

So Anderson Cooper got punched in the head a few times, yawn. I grew up playing smear the queer in elementary school and I don't recall an international backlash. I thought this whole Egypt thing was about freedom and democracy and the right to earn more than 2 dollars a day. How are those poor people going to get any of this if we can't even allow them to play a silly school yard game.

The incident came as pro-Mubarak supporters attacked protesters calling for the Egyptian president to step down. Speaking on “American Morning” after the attack, Cooper said that he and his crew had been trying to go to a neutral zone between the two groups.
“We never got that far,” he said. “We were set upon by pro-Mubarak supporters punching us in the head.” Cooper said that he and the crew tried to escape, but that the crowd only grew: “the crowd kept growing, kept throwing punches, kicks…suddenly a young man would look at you and punch you in the face.”

Memo to AC360, that is generally how the game works.

Winona Ryder Is Dumb

So, Winona Ryder has come out and ripped Mel Gibson for being "anti-Semitic and homophobic", which at this point is like pointing out that Lindsay Lohan might have a drug problem.

"Fifteen years ago, I was at one of those big Hollywood parties, and he was really drunk," Ryder told the January issue of GQ. "I was with my friend, who's gay. [Gibson] made a really horrible gay joke. And somehow it came up that I was Jewish. He said something about 'oven dodgers,' but I didn't get it. I'd never heard that before. It was just this weird, weird moment (FoxNews)."

First off, Jesus Christ Mel, you are the worst.

But let me get this straight. Mel Gibson makes a gay joke, then finds out your Jewish and makes another joke about you being a "oven dodger", and you (Winona) couldn't connect the dots? Then again, this is the same woman who decided to start shoftlifting a couple years back for no reason, so maybe she isn't the sharpest tool in the shed (nice rack though).

Anyways, Mel Gibson is the worst person ever, and why anyone even bothers talking/listening to him is beyond me.

Maybe this is a poor time to bring this up, but I still think Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise should do a movie together. Say what you want about those two, but their movies are usually pretty good.

Does Going Apple Picking With My GF, Instead Of Going To The BC Game Saturday Make Me Lame?

So for weeks I've been telling my gf we would have a fun little Saturday, you know get up early and get breakfast, go apple picking, maybe a late lunch, who knows, and it is tomorrow. However, my friend called me up and said do you want to go to BC's last football game vs Virginia. It could end their streak of Cheerio bowls, and I would thoroughly enjoy that. I hate Boston College and pretty much every person who goes/ went there, it's well documented, but at the end of the day it's a sporting event and an excuse to tailgate and be a man.

I chose to decline the BC game, and go apple picking. Does that make me lame? Or who cares because, fuck BC.

Why Not?

Why not watch Wade doing what Lebron taught him to do to little kids? The only difference is Lebron touches them after.

DJ Cooper Everyone

Here is Ohio State Guard D.J. Cooper from his OWN twitter account. I'm sure this is something he'll regret. This is the second gayest thing I have seen regarding college basketball, here is the first:

Why Not?

Why not gaze into the future and see DP's son?

Why not?

Why not doctor up a picture of ARod and Jeter? Well, I did. I found this awkward photo on awkwardfamilyphoto.com, which if you're bored at work is definitely a hysterical waste of time. I decided that I am unhappy with the Red Sox play, and since I just don't think they have a good team this year I will revert to the old days of just making fun of Jeter and ARod. It's really a no-lose situation.
So here it is. Enjoy it.
*I am not expert in photoshop, nor do I care to learn. I just use the ol' copy and paste method. So yes, it is rudimentary, but still funny.

Why Not?

There are many reasons you shouldn't watch this, so why not is really not a good title...

Why Not?

Why not listen to a rant on sneaky gays?

Why Not?

Why not see why He-Man is totally gay?

Hey Greg Oden Put That Dick Away

Well apparently Greg Oden went all Chris Cooley on us and now there are pictures of Oden naked floating around the internet. So, today he had to come out and apologize to the Portland organization, the NBA, and fans. When asked why he took a picture of his dick, he said "well that's the only part of me that isn't broken".

Listen professional athletes, you are celebrities (even if you never play) and you can't go around sending dick pics from your cell phone. They will get out, and you'll feel silly.

If you would like to see these pics ask DP, because he is the only one I know who would want (and has) seen these...

Need Another Reason To Hate Tebow?

Well here is one...

While we are all enjoying the Super Bowl there will be an unfortunate turn of events as Tebow and his mother (Pam) will appear in a pro-life commercial that tells the story of his risky birth 22 years ago. This has got the media in a frenzy with the whole pro-life, pro-choice thing, and has really pissed me off. For one thing, I don't want to see Tebow's face ever again on my TV. I also don't think it is right for their to be political/religious commercials during the Super Bowl. This is supposed to be about sports, and all we get is this fag telling me what I should believe.

I am not going to try to preach to you about what you should believe, but all I can say is I wish I had a time machine, so I could convince Tebow's mother to abort him.

GET OFF MY FUCKING TV TEBOW!!!!!

Favre's Gayness Gives Harvin Headaches

Percy Harvin has had migraines all season, and even though he had thought he had them under control they came back this week. Terrible timing for the Vikings and Harvin. So what causes these migraines? Well no one really knows, but I have a good guess.

I am thinking it is Brett Favre. There were no reports that Harvin suffered from these headaches before Favre showed up. The season went on, and my guess is that Harvin ignored Favre, thus the headaches went away, but then Favre had to go and be a youtube sensation by ripping off "pants on the ground" from American Idol (if you want to see the video CLICK HERE----Yea, very gay).

Well there you have it. There is really no point to this post other then to warn all of you that Favre's gayness causes extreme headaches, but then again if you have watched ESPN at all over the past 4-5 years you probably have one already.

Didn't Think I Could Hate Brett Favre More...

Until I saw this...

I am so fucking sick of American Idol telling me what's funny. Yes, a homeless guy signing that is hilarious, but it is so staged at this point who the fuck cares. Fuck stupid assholes for making this popular, fuck American Idol, and most of all FUCK BRETT FAVRE...

I hope Favre gets caught in the bathroom with Mark Chmura with his pants on the ground (I know that's an old reference, but some of you have to get that).