RIP Ryan Dunn

"Jackass" star Ryan Dunn died this morning in a car crash in Pennsylvania, reports TMZ. He had just turned 34 on June 11th.

The site says "Dunn and an unidentified person both died in the crash which happened around 3 a.m. at Route 322 and New Street in West Goshen Township. It's unclear who was driving the car. We're told the car caught fire in the crash -- and hours later, a tow truck was called to the scene to remove the charred wreckage."

Dunn, who appeared in both the "Jackass" TV show and movies, had posted a photo of himself drinking with friends on Twitter just hours before his death (ComingSoon.net)."

Sad news, he was one of my favorites on that show. I am actually surprised more that that cast hasn't died yet, and if we were doing a pool on who would get it first this guy wouldn't be anywhere near the top. Jackass was amazing, sure as it went on it kinda got sad that they were still doing it, but no one can say they didn't enjoy that show in it's heyday.

The pic above is the one he tweeted just hours before the deadly crash.

Nicolas Cage Isn't Very Smart

"Actor Nicolas Cage was arrested early Saturday in New Orleans for domestic abuse after a loud public argument with his wife, TMZ reported.

Witnesses said Cage was "very drunk" and arguing loudly with his wife Alice on the streets of New Orleans early Saturday morning. A cab driver said he saw Cage push his wife and called police (FoxNews)."

Doesn't sound all that funny until more and more came ou about exactly what was going on here. Apparently the cops came, and basically just told him to go home, for which Cage replied "Why don't you just arrest me?". Not the smartest thing, since they once again asked him to go home, and he repeated the same thing again. Ok, kinda funny, but here's the kicker...

"Onlookers complained that Cage was “very drunk” and arguing loudly with his wife Alice Kim on the street about a home he mistakenly believed was his own. According to a statement released to Radar by the NOPD, Kim tried to correct him, at which time Cage allegedly pulled Kim by the arm to the home he believed was their rental (FoxNews)."

Hahahaha, what a dumbass. A couple years back I would've defended him, because he was pumping out some awesome movies (The Rock, Face/Off, Con Air, ect), but having to sit through Ghost Rider, and news that he is making another one I have given up that he is going to get back to doing his awesome 90's flicks. But hey, Charlie Sheen has made a killing off being a silly drunk, so maybe Cage is just following suit.

Why Not?

Why not find out that Mary Kate and Ashley are racist?

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Rihanna Is A Bad "Girl"

Chris Brown is a crazy asshole. There is just not doubt about that, especially after his latest episode of breaking a window with a chair at "Good Morning America". That being said, after reading Rihanna's quotes is Rolling Stone you have to start questioning if these two just beat the shit out of each other all the time.

“I like to be spanked. Being tied up is fun. I like to keep it spontaneous,” the Barbados-born pop star told Rolling Stone. But Rihanna draws the line at using hardware. “Sometimes whips and chains can be overly planned – you gotta stop, get the whip from the drawer downstairs. I'd rather have him use his hands (FoxNews)."

Chris Brown obviously took it wayyyy too far, but these two must have been just crazy at night. He obviously has no problem "slapping" a woman, and Rihanna seems to love that shit. Anyways, that's pretty hot that you're basically allowed to do whatever you want to this "chick" in the sack, but I still think she's a dude, so this story grosses me out.

Canseco Is Slang For Scum

"The Canseco brothers are now in a fight with celebrity boxing promoter Damon Feldman after Ozzie showed up as Jose for a scheduled fight and pretended to be his notorious twin brother, according to the South Florida Sun-Sentinel.

"A bait-and-switch," Feldman said. "I'm disgusted."

Fans at a Hard Rock nightclub Saturday in Hollywood, Fla., were able to point out the impostor due to a difference between Ozzie's and Jose's respective tattoos. Feldman claims he paid Jose $5,000 leading up to the fight with plans to pay him an additional $5,000 upon arrival. A disagreement over the money now remains between the two sides (ESPN)."

Hahaha, you have to laugh at this. Jose Conseco has to be one of the biggest scumbags on the planet. First off, it's fucking hilarious that this is the only way he can make money anymore. Didn't he get his ass kicked last time he fought. What a joke..

Second, he can't even show up to earn his money. Maybe he was embarrassed to get his ass kicked again. I mean from what I am hearing his brother is in better shape. Did he really think this was going to work? I know they are twins, but they really couldn't have thought they could pull this off. Did they really think no one would notice the different tattoos, ect.

Well at least he still has Celebrity Apprentice, and I'm sure VH1 will find another show to jump on to.

Countdown To Charlie Sheen's Death

I know that a lot of people are sick of this stuff, but I have to admit I really can't get enough. How often can you watch someone implode in front of your eyes, and be so happy about doing it. Is it sad? Yea, it really is, but at the same time if this is what he wants then so be it...


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He really looks like he is about to die (he's on so much coke in this video). I hope not because he is incredibly funny. Some people still think this is all just a publicity stunt, but I really doubt it. If somehow this all just is some kind of stunt, then Charlie Sheen is the single greatest actor of all time.

It's Official: Rolling Stone Is Dead

The end of days must be here, as Jersey Shores' "Snooki" is on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine.

There was a time when I had a subscription to Rolling Stone. They had great articles, and were really the focus of music. Now, Rock is dead and Rap has taken over. It's just the way it is. Will it come back? Debatable.

What is not debatable is the fact that America is going down the shitter. Even if you like the STD for the mind "Jersey Shore" you can't honestly think that she deserves to be on the cover of anything let alone Rolling Stone. I really will never get the fascination with this cock eating gremlin. Please tell me that little girls don't look up to "Snooki", Paris Hilton, and/or Kim Kardashian.

Oh, side note... Has anyone heard that Kim Kardashian song she released that apparently was worked on my Kanye West? It is literally the worst thing I have ever heard (if you haven't it is on YouTube). It just proves once again that the most popular people going right now are all no talent whores that signify why the rest of the world hates us.

Why Not?

Why not watch "I want Bret Michaels' STD"?

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"Don't Do Crack. Drink Chocolate Milk."

I know everyone is writing the Charlie Sheen stories lately, but this one is just too good not to write about. Charlie Sheen recently called the Dan Patrick show on ESPN radio, and well he had a couple of interesting things to say...

"Charlie Sheen said that sobriety "bores" him and that he may revert to substance abuse. In a call to DirecTV/Fox Sports Radio's "The Dan Patrick Show," Sheen said "I was sober for five years a long time ago and was just bored out of my tree," he said during the rambling 28-minute phone interview with "It's inauthentic -- it's not who I am. I didn't drink for 12 years and, man, that first one [drink], Dan. Wow."

The star of "Two and a Half Men" laughed off the ethics clause in his TV contract.

"Yeah, blah, blah, nitpick, nitpick," he said. "I haven't read it, but I don't think it covers 'Let us totally dominate and interfere with your personal life.'"

Sheen also said he was ready to work after less than two weeks of rehab. "Check it. It's like, I heal really quickly. But I unravel pretty quickly. So get me right now, guys," he said, referring to the show's producers (FoxNews)."

Wow.

I am not sure I have ever heard a celebrity of Sheen's stature come out and basically just admit that he loves being a drunk/crackhead. But what really makes this story special is that Sheen was asked to talk about drugs to UCLA's baseball team. All he said about it was "Don't do crack. Drink chocolate milk." Sorry, but that is just about the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life.

So what's his thoughts on crack?

"I said stay off the crack, and I still think that's pretty good advice, unless you can manage it socially. If you can manage it socially, then go for it, but not a lot of people can, you know?"

Yea, I 'm not sure if I have ever heard of anyone handling crack well and being social, but this is Charlie Sheen and he lives by his own rules.

I'll set the over/under till his death at 3 years. What you got?

Why Not?

Why not watch Rob Lowe go nuts?

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I Really Hope This Isn't True Tiger

"Golf great Tiger Woods reportedly is still obsessed with his gorgeous ex-wife, Swedish stunner Elin Nordegren—allegedly resorting to ransacking her home to read her diary. The National Enquirer reports that Nordegren told friends that Woods snuck into her Florida home over Thanksgiving last year, with the sole intent of finding her journals to find out details about her love life.

“I feel violated!” the Enquirer reports Nordegren as saying. “I’m totally creeped out by it. He has absolutely no right to be in my home! I don’t want him sneaking around, searching through my drawers and cupboards and trying to find my diaries.”

Woods was able to sneak into his ex’s home by doing some fast-talking with the household staff, according to the magazine. Nordegren allegedly told her friend, “He used the excuse that their kids had left some things that he had to pick up.” Nordegren has kept the journals since at least 2001, detailing every private moment of her life, the Enquirer reported. Woods allegedly was upset over the possibility that Nordegren has moved on with her life—and was perhaps even seeing a new man.

“Tiger never wanted the divorce, and since they split up, he has been very jealous and possessive about Elin,” a source told the Enquirer. “She told a friend, ‘I feel like he’s stalking me! Our marriage is over—can’t he accept that?’ I just want to move on with my life and he won’t leave me alone!’"

The National Enquirer broke the story of Tiger Woods' alleged affair with Rachel Uchitel in the weeks preceeding his Thanksgiving 2009 car accident, after which tales of multiple affairs arose (FoxNews)."

I am not one to take National Enquirer stories seriously, but if this is true it'll be the end of Tiger Woods. So far, it doesn't sound like their will be charges, and alone could be a reason to think this story is false. But if it somehow turns out to be true Tiger is going to lose the rest of his endorsements, and you'd have to wonder how much more the PGA would take. With him not winning anymore the PGA is taking a lot of hits, and this could be a killer if Tiger goes all O.J. on them.

Why Not?

Why not hire James Van Der Beek?

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Winona Ryder Is Dumb

So, Winona Ryder has come out and ripped Mel Gibson for being "anti-Semitic and homophobic", which at this point is like pointing out that Lindsay Lohan might have a drug problem.

"Fifteen years ago, I was at one of those big Hollywood parties, and he was really drunk," Ryder told the January issue of GQ. "I was with my friend, who's gay. [Gibson] made a really horrible gay joke. And somehow it came up that I was Jewish. He said something about 'oven dodgers,' but I didn't get it. I'd never heard that before. It was just this weird, weird moment (FoxNews)."

First off, Jesus Christ Mel, you are the worst.

But let me get this straight. Mel Gibson makes a gay joke, then finds out your Jewish and makes another joke about you being a "oven dodger", and you (Winona) couldn't connect the dots? Then again, this is the same woman who decided to start shoftlifting a couple years back for no reason, so maybe she isn't the sharpest tool in the shed (nice rack though).

Anyways, Mel Gibson is the worst person ever, and why anyone even bothers talking/listening to him is beyond me.

Maybe this is a poor time to bring this up, but I still think Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise should do a movie together. Say what you want about those two, but their movies are usually pretty good.

The Awkward Thing About Dexter Is Now Over

No, Dexter hasn't stopped hacking up people, but today we learned...

"It seems there's no life left in the marriage of "Dexter" co-stars Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter. The couple have announced that they've split up.

"Having been separated for some time, Jennifer Carpenter and Michael C. Hall have filed for divorce," their reps tell CNN in a joint statement (CNN)."

I don't know how many of you watch this show, but it's great (though I need to catch up on this season). Anyways, these two play brother and sister on the show, and it always kind of bothered me that they were boning off the set. I know they are actors or whatever, but it still bothered me. Plus, as she gets closer to learning Dexter's "True Identity" it could be really cool if they hate each other in real life too.

Christina Aguilera Racy Photos Leaked

It's all over the internet today that some semi nude photos of Christina Aguilera have been leaked. To be honest, I don't think it is anything special, but I'll let you decide.

To see the pics CLICK HERE

Why Not?

Why not see Alex Trebek drunk?

Ahh The Old "Sean Connery Defense"

Mel Gibson gave his account of what happened when the police were called for domestic violence with Gibson and his wife Oksana Grigorieva. Gibson said he did not punch her, but he did admit to slapping her.

"As she refused to hand the baby over and continued with "rough and erratic movements," Mel says, "I slapped Oksana one time with an open hand in an attempt to bring her back to reality. I did not slap her hard, I was just trying to shock her so that she would stop screaming, continuing shaking Lucia back and forth (FoxNews)."

Oh you got to love this old defense. If you can remember a while back Sean Connery made a crazy statement that sometimes it's acceptable to hit women as long as it's open fisted. Listen guys this isn't the 1920's anymore, and you can't go around slapping bitches (especially rich bitches). I guess it's a good thing they kicked him out of the Hangover 2, because things are only going to get worse for Mad Max.

Oh, but I still think him and Tom Cruise should do a movie together.

I Think I'm In Love

I know DP hates Katy Perry, but damn.....

More Jennifer Love Hewitt Boobs!!

I Told You!!!

Couple weeks ago there was a rumor of a new "Bill and Ted" movie. Well, after seeing this picture you fucking better believe it is happening, and will probably end world violence.