Rihanna Is A Bad "Girl"

Chris Brown is a crazy asshole. There is just not doubt about that, especially after his latest episode of breaking a window with a chair at "Good Morning America". That being said, after reading Rihanna's quotes is Rolling Stone you have to start questioning if these two just beat the shit out of each other all the time.

“I like to be spanked. Being tied up is fun. I like to keep it spontaneous,” the Barbados-born pop star told Rolling Stone. But Rihanna draws the line at using hardware. “Sometimes whips and chains can be overly planned – you gotta stop, get the whip from the drawer downstairs. I'd rather have him use his hands (FoxNews)."

Chris Brown obviously took it wayyyy too far, but these two must have been just crazy at night. He obviously has no problem "slapping" a woman, and Rihanna seems to love that shit. Anyways, that's pretty hot that you're basically allowed to do whatever you want to this "chick" in the sack, but I still think she's a dude, so this story grosses me out.

Chad Ochocinco wants to fight Shawne Merriman for real

Ochocinco has came out and not been descret about his dislike for Shawne Merriman recent. Here are some of the quotes in no chronological order:

"I think back when we played last time," he continued. "I can't remember. I don't know. You know what, I think I copied his dance after I scored, and I think it pissed him off." -Ochocinco

"Tough? Why? That's not how I look at things. I'll whoop his ass, right now, like Will Ferrell. Yeah, like in 'Step Brothers."' -Merriman

"Merriman sent Ochocino a twitpic of the two players' faces superimposed over those of actors Ferrell and John C. Reilly in an advertisement for the movie "Step Brothers" with the message, "see u sunday."" -CBS Sports

"I will beat Shawne's head in, right now," he said. "It's not even fun. This is not in fun. This is personal. Bring it on. It is what it is. I think he might be one of the only people I don't really get along with. I want to fight. I'm not sure how to get the fight on without him suing me." -Ochocinco

"It would be a joke man," "It's like a little kid, you hold out your hand and you hold their head and they swing, you know, and they can't do anything. It's one of those things." -Merriman

"Roger has nothing to worry about in this case. I'll keep it legal -- as possible," -Merriman

Ochocinco is 6--1, 192 pounds. Merriman is 6-4, 265

My Take:

I love Ochocinco with a passion. I think his antics are wildly hilarious and it's great for the game. Other than the many times his mouth and some of his actions have gotten him in trouble with his team, his lively flavor and attitude is fun to watch. The man certainly works extremely hard and has elite talent....but not....as a fighter against Shawne "steroids" Merriman. Did everyone just overlook and forget that it was only 2 seasons ago that Merriman was suspended four games for taking performance enhancing drugs? *This whole only four games thing in the NFL blows my mind but I'll save that article for the next player that gets caught and no one cares. Anyway, back to the fight...is Ochocinco seeing the size of Merriman? Merriman is a fucking monster to put it boldly and frank. Like I said I'll be one of the first people to defend Ochocinco's actions but if this is real, I'm genuinely concern for the injury that would keep Ochocinco off the field come the hopeful playoff run. Being as all these quotes came before Chris Henry's death this morning, I don't see Ochocinco or Merriman even caring about one another. Sure they will hit each other a few times during the game but beyond that, they're going to play and leave.

Ocho...if you read this...here is your touchdown celebration sunday if you want to keep stickin' it to that "lights out" bullshit (obviously it comes with a fine almost equal to my yearly salary but I respect it every time):

>Bring a battery powered lamp (turned on all game)...bring it either to the endzone or the Charger's sideline and simply just turn it off......and only if your winning.

I can't think of anything that would be more subtle that would piss off Merriman more than that. And for the record, Step Bothers is a fantastic movie...kiss the baby Shawne Merriman you Tia Tequila Chris Browner

Be Great

Sucks To Be You Chris Brown

If irony was made out of strawberries we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now....

"Chris Brown was sentenced Tuesday for beating up his former girlfriend, pop singer Rihanna. As part of his sentence, Brown has to do community service that includes removing graffiti from walls. Um, like the graffiti he was photographed spraying earlier this year, right around the time he was beating up Rihanna (FoxNews)?"

Honestly, you can't make this kind of stuff up. This is like too good to be true. He ends up having to clean up his own mess. HAHAHA, what a douche bag, I hope he gets raped.

Well, It Looks Like Chris Brown Is Sorry For That Whole Beating Up Rihanna Thing

Chris Brown, who, as we all know, recently plead guilty to assault, has decided to say it with a new piece of jewelry. The singer was recently spotted wearing a new $300,000 necklace with the word "Oops!" hanging from the chain.

What a douche.

Chris Brown Pleads Not Guilty

DeathWish: The Rihanna Story

"R&B star Rihanna is reportedly back together with singer Chris Brown, risking her life for “love,” after he allegedly beat her so badly, anyone who saw her bruised face cringed. Like many battered women, Rihanna doesn’t seem to see the danger in dancing with a violent man who has proven he can’t control his destructive impulses (FoxNews)."

Really? Are you fucking kidding me? If someone beats the shit out of you like Chris Brown did, you don't go back to him. This is fucking retarded. Good chance he will snap again. It is not something that usually goes away, and to be honest if it does happen again I am not going to feel bad at all. Nice message for young girls..."It's ok if he beats the shit out of you, he still loves you." Idiot.

Bounty On Chris Brown

"He hit the roof," a source close to him told Us Weekly. "Chris is a walking dead man. He messed with the wrong crew."

Brown, 19, allegedly left gal pal Rihanna with contusions to her face, a cut lip, bloody nose and bite marks on her arm and fingers following an argument the night before both were to perform at the Grammys. NYP

Basically I did this post because I wanted to look at pictures of Rihanna, but this might turn out pretty cool. I think hitting women is the worst thing a man could possibly do to a woman, and it is especially wrong to do it to someone as sexy as Rihanna gets hit, but it's put up or shut up time for these "gangster" rappers who claim Chris Brown is a walking dead man. Chris Brown better get the shit kicked out of him in an alley, or get dangled off a building, or even shot in the knees, either way, I want to see how "gangster" these guys claim to be.

Chris Brown, WTF

Singer Chris Brown has been arrested for beating Rihanna before the Grammy's and that is why she couldn't perform.

Do you realize you were living the dream. I mean it doesn't get more sexier than Rihanna. After this incident all you are going to look forward to a B-list celebrities or Flavor of Love girls.

Feel better Rihanna, and can I get your number?