Why Not?

Why not see a lady gettin' all feisty over Jeff Francoeur's bat.



Seriously, that old lady has nothing to gripe about. When something ends up in the stands it is an all out free-for-all, and everyone knows it. You're gonna have to bring it a little harder than that, Grandma if you want to get your mitts on a MLB bat.

Ok, all kidding aside though I don't think there is one player on the Royals I would fight over a bat for. Maybe Eric Hosmer in the small chance he ends up with a HOF career.

'Nique Still Knockin' People Out

Dominique Wilkins showed Wednesday night that he hasn't lost a thing since his playing days. Except this time he wasn't doing damage with thunderous assaults on the rim, but with his fists.

Wilkins was allegedly attacked by former NBA and NCAA basketball referee Rashan Michel following the Hawks win over the Magic last night at Philips Arena.

The alleged attack was over a dispute between the two men about some suits that Wilkins purchased from Michel's clothing store, and apparently never paid for.

Michel brought the feud to the twitter world - dropping these bombs -

"I call what happened at Philips Arena earlier, Operation Repo...next time have my money!"

" @DWilkins21 pay your debts, poser."

Hahahaha

This story is hysterical. Check out the damage that 'Nique did on this dude's face.


Yea. I don't think he's paying for those suits anytime too soon.


Witnesses say Wilkins landed at least 3 real good shots to Michel's head. How awesome is it that your VP of Operations guy is straight knockin' people out in the tunnels after the game? I wish Danny Ainge would lay some fools out at the TD Garden. I'd feel a lot better about the Celtics.

Big Z Throws Elbows, John Wall Responds, John Wall Gets Ejected

A couple things about this, good for John Wall for swinging at a big guy and standing his ground. This isn't a big story but I do like it when people try to punch Heat players. The thing I don't understand is why Z wouldn't be kicked out as well? I guess you can't gauge intent, but it's pretty obvious he was head hunting with the bows. Also, It's to bad that Wall missed with his fist and connected with his elbow, nothing would have made me happier then to see Big Z fall to the ground.

I'm sure this is somehow LeBron's fault.

Goalie Fight!

Why not watch Brent Johnson knock Rick DiPietro the fuck out:

Why Not?

Why not find out that old people in Russia are still badass?

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Why Not?

Why not defend your girlfriend's honor with a kick?

LeGarrette Blount At It Again

Titans rookie RB, LeGarrette Blount is up to his old shenanigans as a member of the Tennessee Titans. However, this time he's decided to turn his rage at one of his own teammates.

Blount, you'll remember was subject to a season long suspension which was then lifted for the last few games of last season at Oregon, when he got into a melee with Boise State fans following Oregon's loss.

Comments and opinions on yesterday's fight are mixed. Coach Fisher even said that he is not at all disappointed in Blount, which I'm not sure I believe. I think that is just coach speak. Either way, this guy runs like a 4.7 so I don't think he's long for the NFL. Might have some goal line value but we all know who runs the ball in Tennessee. One thing he might want to consider for the future though would be to not throw punches at a guy with a helmet on.

Why Not?

Why not watch a kid beat up two other kids?

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The Definition Of Karma

Matt Cooke was the guy who ended Marc Savard's season with a dirty hit. Well, let's just say he got what he deserved, and Evander Kane will never have to buy a beer in Boston ever again.

Why Not?

Why not watch a bully gets beaten up and taught a lesson?

You know how you can tell he is the bully? He's not wearing a shirt...sorry, but it's a fact.

Crazy High School Basketball Brawl

Everyone just needs to calm the fuck down...

Thanks to TomTom for sending this over.

Conan O'Brien Vs. Jay Leno Street Fight

Hahaha, got to love Conan fans....

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Backlash From Dollar Beer Night

Chad Ochocinco wants to fight Shawne Merriman for real

Ochocinco has came out and not been descret about his dislike for Shawne Merriman recent. Here are some of the quotes in no chronological order:

"I think back when we played last time," he continued. "I can't remember. I don't know. You know what, I think I copied his dance after I scored, and I think it pissed him off." -Ochocinco

"Tough? Why? That's not how I look at things. I'll whoop his ass, right now, like Will Ferrell. Yeah, like in 'Step Brothers."' -Merriman

"Merriman sent Ochocino a twitpic of the two players' faces superimposed over those of actors Ferrell and John C. Reilly in an advertisement for the movie "Step Brothers" with the message, "see u sunday."" -CBS Sports

"I will beat Shawne's head in, right now," he said. "It's not even fun. This is not in fun. This is personal. Bring it on. It is what it is. I think he might be one of the only people I don't really get along with. I want to fight. I'm not sure how to get the fight on without him suing me." -Ochocinco

"It would be a joke man," "It's like a little kid, you hold out your hand and you hold their head and they swing, you know, and they can't do anything. It's one of those things." -Merriman

"Roger has nothing to worry about in this case. I'll keep it legal -- as possible," -Merriman

Ochocinco is 6--1, 192 pounds. Merriman is 6-4, 265

My Take:

I love Ochocinco with a passion. I think his antics are wildly hilarious and it's great for the game. Other than the many times his mouth and some of his actions have gotten him in trouble with his team, his lively flavor and attitude is fun to watch. The man certainly works extremely hard and has elite talent....but not....as a fighter against Shawne "steroids" Merriman. Did everyone just overlook and forget that it was only 2 seasons ago that Merriman was suspended four games for taking performance enhancing drugs? *This whole only four games thing in the NFL blows my mind but I'll save that article for the next player that gets caught and no one cares. Anyway, back to the fight...is Ochocinco seeing the size of Merriman? Merriman is a fucking monster to put it boldly and frank. Like I said I'll be one of the first people to defend Ochocinco's actions but if this is real, I'm genuinely concern for the injury that would keep Ochocinco off the field come the hopeful playoff run. Being as all these quotes came before Chris Henry's death this morning, I don't see Ochocinco or Merriman even caring about one another. Sure they will hit each other a few times during the game but beyond that, they're going to play and leave.

Ocho...if you read this...here is your touchdown celebration sunday if you want to keep stickin' it to that "lights out" bullshit (obviously it comes with a fine almost equal to my yearly salary but I respect it every time):

>Bring a battery powered lamp (turned on all game)...bring it either to the endzone or the Charger's sideline and simply just turn it off......and only if your winning.

I can't think of anything that would be more subtle that would piss off Merriman more than that. And for the record, Step Bothers is a fantastic movie...kiss the baby Shawne Merriman you Tia Tequila Chris Browner

Be Great

Big Baby Has Big Broken Hand (UPDATED)

According to Gary Tanguay Big Baby Glen Davis has a broken hand and will miss 6-8 weeks. This sucks because Glen's a great role player and can bring a lot of physical play that is necessary. I guess Sheldon Williams will be taking some of the minutes and I have all the faith in the world he can't screw things up in the 5-7 minutes he will play.

BTW
There are going to be in a lot of Celtics posts today.


***UPDATE***

Well this story is getting more interesting by the minute. Apparently Big Baby has a broken hand, because of a fight and the Celtics are not pleased....

"In the wake of a thumb injury sustained during a recent altercation, Celtics forward Glen "Big Baby" Davis likely will be suspended by the team, owner Wyc Grousbeck confirmed to the Globe this morning. Grousbeck initially reported that a suspension was "very likely" during an interview with Gene Lavanchy on the Fox 25 morning show.

"I've had enough of 'Big Baby,' so I'm going to start calling him Glen," Grousbeck told the Globe. "It certainly seems like there's going to be a suspension here."

While Davis could contest the suspension, standard language in player contracts allows for teams to take disciplinary action against a player for fighting. Davis broke his thumb in an altercation with a former college teammate, according to multiple reports, and could miss up to two months as a result of the injury. Grousbeck indicated that surgery to repair the break in Davis's thumb was a possibility (Boston.com)."

This is the kind of shit that the Celtics did not need. In the end, I don't think this will be that big of a story. It is basically mandated that if you get in a fight you get suspended, so I think the Celtics are just going by the rules. Hopefully Big Baby just accepts that and moves on...

Why Not?

Patrick Roy's Son Pleads Guilty To Assault

"The son of NHL great Patrick Roy has pleaded guilty to assault over an on-ice beating. Jonathan Roy pleaded guilty Wednesday in a Quebec court and offered a $5,000 check to charity. Patrick Roy was standing behind the bench when his son, a goalie with the Quebec Remparts, skated across the rink in a junior game in March 2008 to pummel the opposing goalie (ESPN)."

Wow what a badass. I love it when goalies skate all the way across the ice to fight the other goalie, because you know there is no reason why they are fighting other then some of their teammates are. Think about it...they never see each other (unless before a game), they couldn't be further apart, yet they dart out of their end and attack the other goalie......FANTASTIC!!!

Edwards Punches Lebron's Friend

"The NFL is investigating whether Cleveland Browns wide receiver Braylon Edwards violated the league's conduct policy following accusations he assaulted a man outside a nightclub. Edwards allegedly punched promoter Edward Givens, a friend of NBA superstar LeBron James, early Monday morning following an argument in downtown Cleveland.

"We are looking into it," league spokesman Greg Aiello said Tuesday in an e-mail. "It is premature to speculate about potential discipline."

Although Edwards has not been charged with a crime, the league's conduct policy states that discipline may be imposed for "the use or threat of violence." James called Edwards "childish" for punching his friend (ESPN)."

Edwards is such a punk. Who punches a guy who ways like 130 pounds. All Braylon will ever be is another over hyped WR who is more trouble then he is worth. He has feet for hands, and really doesn't even play like he is a #1 WR on a bad team. I bet the NFL suspends him for a game or 2 for this stunt...

Fail.

Why Not?

Why not watch this kid get lit up....

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