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Showing posts with label Chad OchoCinco. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chad OchoCinco. Show all posts

Friday, July 29, 2011

Captain's Thoughts on Patriots' Moves


It was an interesting day for Pats fans. Albert Haynesworth in the morning, Chad Ochocinco in the evening. It's one of the most intriguing day in Patriot maneuvers since Randy Moss was traded. And the phrase to repeat over and over is "low risk, high reward."

And there is a high reward. Haynesworth was an All-Pro twice, Ochocinco received that honor 4 times. These are two extremely talented players. One has numerous on the field and off the field problems. The other was stuck in Cincinnati, where they find ways to lose even when talent falls into their laps (see: allowing Palmer to retire), and is perhaps in the twilight of his career.

Albert Haynesworth is a lazy scumbag. There, I said it. He's got a bit less than Randy Moss potential, and puts in even less effort than Moss did with Oakland. Now, if he tries, he can help the Patriots. If he tries, he'll at least be a second DT, to give relief for Wilfork, and sometimes play in a 4-3. And the Pats play more 4-3 than most people realize.

If Haynesworth tries, and still has "it," then things get fun. Wilfork can shift to DE in a 3-4, where he played a significant amount of time last year, and be free to rush upfield, using his power, and surprising speed. A line of Wilfork, Haynesworth, and Warren would present some difficult conundrums for opposing offensive lines. And that would also help out the LBs.

If Haynesworth doesn't try, the Patriots lose a 5th round pick. Would you draft a defensive lineman with his upside, but with his baggage, with a 5th round pick? I would.

Then there's Ochocino, whose problems are not effort related. This is a guy with seven 1,000 yard seasons under his belt. Thought he can't do the deep thing anymore. But the Patriots are ingenious in implementing matchups to allow guys like him to get open, and get the ball. He's not Randy Moss. His longest reception last year went for 42 yards. But he can still produce.

Ochocinco gets a slightly unfair reputation because he tweets and talks. But his effort and dedication have never been in doubt. We all thought it was silly when he kicked PATs for the Bengals in a preseason game against the Pats. But he nailed the kicks, which demonstrates that he'd been practicing them. He was the Bengals' emergency kicker because he put in that little bit of extra effort, not as part of some joke or stunt.

Ochocinco might have to cool down the tweets, or at least edit them. But he already has a tremendous rapport with Belichick. I think Ochocinco will slot in nicely with the Pats, and find himself in a Deion Branch kind of role.

One thing's for certain, and that is uncertainty. Will Haynesworth try? Will Ochocinco give bland press conferences? Suddenly, training camp and preseason games have become more interesting. And that's good. These guys CAN help. I'm pretty sure Ochocinco will help. I have no idea if Haynesworth will.

All I know for certain right now is that perennial Belichick doubter/hater Ron Borges has his doubts, which is typically a good sign.

-The Commodore

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Breaking News: Patriots Land Ochocinco


The New England Patriots have acquired wide receiver Chad Ochocinco after he accepted a restructured three-year contract from the Patriots, a source told ESPN.com's John Clayton.

We will have more on this tomorrow.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Chad Ochocinco No Mas


Chad Ochocinco is changing his name back to Chad Johnson. Apparently, he is trying to shake his image as a outspoken media whore and since we live in New England everything gets over analyzed and speculated about. I've been hearing from New England media this may be the first step to joining the Patriots.

Again, I agree with BMack in thinking that there is no way in hell he joins the Patriots because no way Bill Belichick will tolerate his twitter, shows, etc. But it's a slow day so f off.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Marvin Lewis Slams Ochocinco


We have already heard that Carson Palmer wants out of Cincinnati, but now there seems to be more unrest as Marvin Lewis slammed Ochocinco to the Boston Herald. A writer for the Herald asked Lewis if he thought the Patriots would make a run at Ochocinco now that he is a free agent. His response was...

"Belichick's smarter than that," said Lewis, who coached Ochocinco in Cincinnati for the last eight seasons.

This all started because Ochocinco tweeted that joining the Patriots would be "epic", and Belichick had been quoted as saying...

“I like Chad — I like him as a player. I like him as a person,” Belichick said. “I like his enthusiasm and the fun he has with football, and I like how he competes on the football field. I have a lot of respect for that. [We’re] an odd couple, but in the end I think we have a lot of things in common.”

Well it seems that Marvin Lewis has had enough of Ochocinco, and who can blame him. I know he is a good player and trains hard, but he also can't keep his mouth shut. I just don't ever see him fitting on the Patriots. Welker got in trouble for opening his mouth ONCE, Ochocinco would be in the dog house from day 1. People keep referencing Moss and Dillon, and say it would be the same thing, but it's not. Those guys were bad dudes, who had attitude problems, but neither was big on talking to the media (and when Moss finally did he was traded). It is just a different kind of evil, and there is just no way Ochocinco will be a Patriot next year.

Looks like he won't be a Bengal either.

Friday, December 31, 2010

Ochocinco To The Patriots?


ESPN Insider had an interesting article today that put the idea out there that the Patriots will sign Ochocinco this offseason. These are somewhat set off by the Patriots being known to "remake" a players image, and the comments from Bill Belichick...

"I like Chad," Belichick said in September. "I like him as a player. I like him as a person. I like his enthusiasm and the fun he has with football, and I like how he competes on the football field. I have a lot of respect for that. An odd couple, but in the end I think we have a lot of things in common." Enough to add him to the Pats' roster? We could find out this offseason (ESPN).

Could it happen? You never know with the Patriots, but I say no. The Patriots do not like people talking out in the media and that is all Ochocinco does. I don't see him stopping it even if it's for the "good of the team". I like Ochocinco, but lately his mouth does a lot more then his hands do, and he kind of goes against everything the Patriots seem to want to stand for.

Say what you want about Moss, but for the most part he kept his mouth shut, and when he didn't he was shipped out. Since I don't think Ochocinco can go a day without being in the public eye, I just don't see this partnership happening.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Least Shocking News Of The Day: TO Rips McNabb


If you can remember back to when the Eagles played the Patriots in the Super Bowl Owens ripped McNabb for getting tired at the end of the game.

"Well, I don't really want to start anything, but I did play in the Super Bowl and there were rumors where he couldn't get our two-minute offense going at the end of the game," Owens said. "I'm just saying (SI.com)."

He certainly could be right after Mike Shanahan said the same thing about last week's game, but there are two things that really bother me about all this.

First off, no matter what anyone says McNabb will always give you a better chance to win then Rex Grossman. The fact Rex is even in the NFL anymore shocks me, and even if McNabb was playing with a broken throwing arm I would still start him over Grossman.

Now for Owens. You really shouldn't be talking shit when your teams is going down the pipes. Maybe if you and Ochocinco spent a little more time working with your team and studying then making stupid TV shows that no one watches you guys would be better then 2-5. Honestly, if it wasn't for the Cowboys and Vikings this team would be the biggest bust.

Owens is actually having a very solid year, but it is the same old shit with him. He can't just be happy with making noise on the field, he always has to start shit off the field as well. I guess he'll do whatever it takes to keep his name in the press.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Terrell Owens A Step Closer To Signing With Bengals


Chad Ochocinco has been saying that the Bengals are going to sign Owens before the free agency period even started. A lot of "experts" laughed this off as pure nonsense. Well, Owens is flying to Cincinnati today to meet with some of the heads of the Bengals.

I know that locker room already has a lot of personalities, but I think this would be a solid signing for the Bengals. Owens is not what he once was, but after Cincy lost Henry (Darwin award) and Houshmandzadeh (Seattle) the Bengals need a receiver that can stretch the field, and open up some areas for Ochocinco. Owens is still a deep threat, and he could be a nice fit in this system. As for the locker room...well, that could be a different story.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Great News For Sports Fans


I'm not a Dancing with the Stars fan, however, when Chad Ochocinco is involved I will be. He along with Gold Medal figure skater Evan Lysacek and sportscaster Erin Andrews will also compete.

If you don't follow Chad on Twitter or Facebook, you really should. The guy updates it all the time and a lot of his stuff is funny. But for Erin Andrews this is pretty funny, she constantly is complaining about not getting taken seriously in the sporting world and then she goes and does Dancing With the Stars to get a little bit more pub. You would never see Suzy Kolber pull this shit, anyways I hate her and she should probably die(of course after sleeping with me).

Friday, December 18, 2009

Ochocinco Reacts to Chris Henry Death



It will be very interesting to see how the Bengals approach the rest of the season after the passing of Chris Henry. Mark Schlereth put it well on ESPN when he was was talking about how players move on in the NFL. He went on to explain as a former player how his teammates would have horrific season or career ending injuries and the team would simply move the practice to the other side of field rather than stopping. You cannot compare injury to death but the point being made is the Begals don't have a choice, they're playing the San Diego Chargers on Sunday and they need a big win.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Chad Ochocinco wants to fight Shawne Merriman for real


Ochocinco has came out and not been descret about his dislike for Shawne Merriman recent. Here are some of the quotes in no chronological order:

"I think back when we played last time," he continued. "I can't remember. I don't know. You know what, I think I copied his dance after I scored, and I think it pissed him off." -Ochocinco

"Tough? Why? That's not how I look at things. I'll whoop his ass, right now, like Will Ferrell. Yeah, like in 'Step Brothers."' -Merriman

"Merriman sent Ochocino a twitpic of the two players' faces superimposed over those of actors Ferrell and John C. Reilly in an advertisement for the movie "Step Brothers" with the message, "see u sunday."" -CBS Sports

"I will beat Shawne's head in, right now," he said. "It's not even fun. This is not in fun. This is personal. Bring it on. It is what it is. I think he might be one of the only people I don't really get along with. I want to fight. I'm not sure how to get the fight on without him suing me." -Ochocinco

"It would be a joke man," "It's like a little kid, you hold out your hand and you hold their head and they swing, you know, and they can't do anything. It's one of those things." -Merriman

"Roger has nothing to worry about in this case. I'll keep it legal -- as possible," -Merriman

Ochocinco is 6--1, 192 pounds. Merriman is 6-4, 265

My Take:
I love Ochocinco with a passion. I think his antics are wildly hilarious and it's great for the game. Other than the many times his mouth and some of his actions have gotten him in trouble with his team, his lively flavor and attitude is fun to watch. The man certainly works extremely hard and has elite talent....but not....as a fighter against Shawne "steroids" Merriman. Did everyone just overlook and forget that it was only 2 seasons ago that Merriman was suspended four games for taking performance enhancing drugs? *This whole only four games thing in the NFL blows my mind but I'll save that article for the next player that gets caught and no one cares. Anyway, back to the fight...is Ochocinco seeing the size of Merriman? Merriman is a fucking monster to put it boldly and frank. Like I said I'll be one of the first people to defend Ochocinco's actions but if this is real, I'm genuinely concern for the injury that would keep Ochocinco off the field come the hopeful playoff run. Being as all these quotes came before Chris Henry's death this morning, I don't see Ochocinco or Merriman even caring about one another. Sure they will hit each other a few times during the game but beyond that, they're going to play and leave.

Ocho...if you read this...here is your touchdown celebration sunday if you want to keep stickin' it to that "lights out" bullshit (obviously it comes with a fine almost equal to my yearly salary but I respect it every time):

>Bring a battery powered lamp (turned on all game)...bring it either to the endzone or the Charger's sideline and simply just turn it off......and only if your winning.

I can't think of anything that would be more subtle that would piss off Merriman more than that. And for the record, Step Bothers is a fantastic movie...kiss the baby Shawne Merriman you Tia Tequila Chris Browner


Be Great


Friday, November 13, 2009

Ochocinco Fined $20,000


"Chad Ochocinco has been fined $20,000 by the NFL for flashing a dollar bill at an official during a replay challenge -- a joking attempt at what the Bengals receiver referred to as a "bribe" -- in last week's Cincinnati-Baltimore game (ESPN)."

You know what? Good. The NFL fines players for endzone celebrations, spiking the ball, ect...so it is just not right if Ochocinco got away with this. I find him hilarious, and I thought this was funny, but you can't do that, and if I was a teammate of his I would tell him to shut the fuck up and get ready for Pittsburgh.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Ochocinco Does Classy Thing


"The Bengals avoided a local television blackout for their game against the Houston Texans -- with an assist from Motorola and receiver Chad Ochocinco. The club announced on Friday that it had sold enough tickets for Sunday's game to keep its streak intact. The past 46 Bengals games have been shown on local television. More than 3,000 tickets remained on Thursday, when the club got a one-day extension from the NFL for avoiding a blackout. Motorola, which is a longtime Bengals sponsor and has a partnership with Ochocinco, bought 1,200 tickets and will give them away Saturday -- with the receiver's help -- at Paul Brown Stadium (ESPN)."

Lot of people (including myself) give Ochocinco a lot of shit, but I really think this is an awesome thing he did. Cincy has fans, but it is an area of the country that is really struggling right now. Not to say that these tickets shouldn't have been sold, but I think it is awesome that Ochocinco went out of his way to make sure they would be on TV as their remarkable turnaround season continues...

Friday, July 17, 2009

More Nonsense From Ochocinco


"Although the NFL has issued a decree saying that players who use Twitter during games will be punished, Ochocinco remains steadfast that this won't stop him. The Dayton Daily News chronicled his latest thoughts when he appeared on video, saying, "There's a lot of things they [NFL] don't want me to do. I do it anyway. They know that. I don't know why they even fussing about it. ... When I say I'm going to do something, I'm going to do it, regardless of what they say (ESPN)."

Ugh, this guy bothers me so much. Listen, players should not be "tweeting" during games. It is just foolish. Chad should be focusing on getting his career out of the shit pile that it is currently in instead of informing all of about his ass rash he gets from his jock strap. OK, that was unnecessary, but I am sick of this guy and I hope the NFL kicks the shit out of him.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Wow Ochocinco


"Okay, first Mrs. Fawcett now Mr. Jackson, please tell me that this is a mistaken rumor, if not this is just as sad as 9/11 (Chad Ochocinco)."

WOW

Thursday, June 11, 2009

I'm Sure You Wont Regret This Ochocinco



The WR formally known as Chad Johnson made yet another bold move by getting a tattoo of Florida on his face. I don't know what to think of Chad, because other than his bullshit, I do respect the name change and the face tattoo.