Fuck NBC

This is kind of awesome:
For the first week since Jay Leno’s Tonight Show return, he was tied by David Letterman’s Late Show, as both shows averaged a 0.9 adults 18-49 rating for the week of June 7-11. Coming off a week of repeats for both shows, Leno fell a tenth of a point and Letterman gained two tenths.

That put Leno’s Tonight Show two tenths of a ratings point below Conan O’Brien’s Tonight Show ratings trend, comparing the ratings for each show’s fifteenth sequential week (note the first chart below).

It was 0.6 ratings points below the same calendar week of Conan’s Tonight Show ratings last summer (note the second chart below). Interestingly, Letterman’s Late Show had the same rating as it did for the week a year ago. More

What this means is that Leno and Letterman are tied, and Jay Leno has worse ratings than Conan O'Brien. So the whole nonsense that happened with Conan, was a giant waste of everyone's time and money. I can't wait for Conan to come back and even though it stinks he won't be on a major network, I always thought he was far superior to all those other assholes.

Conan O'Brien Vs. Jay Leno Street Fight

Hahaha, got to love Conan fans....

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Conan In A Lot Of Trouble

We have been tracking this story since the beginning. Jay Leno has decided that he wants his old time slot back. NBC reworked Leno's contract and gave it to him, and tried to move Conan to 12:05am. There was a standoff for awhile, but it is basically done. Leno is taking the show, and Conan is out of a job, but this is only where the trouble begins.

See in Conan contract there is so mention of the time slot that he is in. Just that he is the 'Tonight Show' host. So, as long as Leno changes the name a little bit, Conan is fucked. Why? Well unless NBC fires Conan he is still under contract, which as 3 1/2 years on it. That means NBC can control him much like how the Lions controlled Barry Sanders years back.

It is a chicken chit move by NBC, but you can't argue that it is very smart. This way the dust will settle. Conan fans will forget about him, and in 3 years he won't be relevant, thus ending his career. I really hope he finds a way to wiggle out of this, but things are not looking good for our good friend Conan...

Conan Tell NBC To Fuck Off

"The not-so-funny NBC time-slot soap opera that has developed between funnymen Conan O’Brien and Jay Leno is apparently taking its toll on O’Brien who released a statement announcing that he would not accept the move to12.05am as proposed by NBC.

According to a “Tonight Show” insider, the comedian was absolutely devastated when addressing the issue with his team on Tuesday.

"Everybody has been walking around really sad and it's really weird as far as going on with the show. It's miserable around there and Conan gave a speech to all of his staff and he broke down crying,” said our source. “He is incredibly tight with his staff. This is the staff from his inception, from when he first started, which is why this is pretty unreal. This is the staff from the start (FoxNews)."

Conan it is time to go. NBC is one of the worst rated stations around, and you should jump ship to FOX. Let Leno fail with NBC. What sucks for Conan (and his staff) is that he moved out to LA, and now most likely will have to move again. NBC and Leno are a bunch of fucking douchebags, and I hope Conan does jump ship and crushes them in the ratings...

Jay Leno Is A Dink

"The peacock ruffled Conan O'Brien's feathers -- and now he's ready to fly the coop. The "Tonight Show" host feels like the redheaded stepchild of late-night TV after NBC's abrupt decision to cancel Jay Leno's10 p.m. experiment after just five months -- and return the car-loving comic to O'Brien's coveted 11:35 p.m. slot.

"This level of sh- - -iness was not expected," one source said. "He's done a great job for NBC. He moved his entire staff, he moved his family to LA. And five months later, they repay him like this?"

As it stands now, the source said, "Conan would be happier somewhere else."

The pompadoured host has "many options," including a move to Fox, which for years has been looking to create its own late-night show.

In fact, he has already spoken with Fox, The Wall Street Journal's Web site reported last night (FoxNews)."

Jay Leno is the fucking Brett Favre of TV. He announces his retirement, then turns around and bitches when it comes time to go. Conan has been waiting patiently for years to get his chance to be the #1 guy. They screwed him by putting Leno before him, and now they are going to turn around and delay the start of Conan's show until midnight. Sorry, but that is fucking stupid. I hope Conan jumps ship and goes to Fox. If he does he should bring back more of his old skits (masturbating bear, FedEx Pope, Triumph the insult comic dog).

Fuck You Leno. Die.

Watch Conan Tonight

"Conan O'Brien is saying good-bye to New York City, his 12:30am time slot, and the "Late Night" show he has hosted for the past 16 years. Friday night is O'Brien's final show before the host packs it all up, gives the keys to incoming host Jimmy Fallon, and moves west to Los Angeles to take over the "Tonight Show" from its departing host, Jay Leno. O'Brien is scheduled to make his premiere on the "Tonight Show" on June 1 (FoxNews)."

Conan is the man, and I hope he does well when he moves up to the Leno spot. I am interested to see if his humor translates to real celebrities, because most of his humor is about how terrible his show is. Anyways, anything is better then Leno at this point, but fuck Jimmy Fallon. I really fucking hate that guy....