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Showing posts with label Drunk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Drunk. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Shocking News: Players From Philly Are A Bunch Of Drunks


Since the Flyers traded away captain Mike Richards and Jeff Carter this offseason we have wondered why. Of course they needed a goalie, but to trade away two of their best offensive players seemed a bit much. Then news started to come out that these two refused to write their uniform numbers on a board in the locker room under a pledge to abstain from alcohol, as the coach requested. There are also rumors that these two had some serious drinking/partying problems.

Well, I guess that would explain it, and I guess we shouldn't be all that shocked that a hockey player has a drinking problem, and even less shocked when that player is from Philly. There have been some rumors that Marchand is kind of a party animal and the Bruins have asked him to cut back, but at least he has something to celebrate.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Why Not?

Why not watch what happens when you drink Four Loko?(seriously this is spot on)

Friday, April 22, 2011

FUCK YOU KNICKS

I thought that this whole crowd thing was going to influence the game. fuck you. I i were the knicks i would keep the team exactly how it is and blow up MSG? Just Blow thats shit u. Nothing good has ever happened there and ohonestyl no one needs it. fuck campus social cunt for their stupid bullshit arguements. The door was open and now it is shut and i'm looking fro my broom. Ambien!

Fuck the KFakes

Spike Leee go to hell and shut iy.


Fuck BMack for saying Rondo isn't in the same breath as Rondo as Rose. Rondo controlled this game and had 15, 11, and 20 assists. Go fuck yourself mack. I hope ypo get you achillies tendons ripped off than asked to go sell lemonade standing. go to hell


Red Sox should trade for Ichiro

Monday, March 21, 2011

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

There Should Be More Reporters Like This



I'm sick of Craig Sager and Cheryl Miller, this is the lady I want to see interview people at half. Nothing spells ratings like a smashed broad who has somewhat knowledge of basketball and knows how to get the answer out of athletes. You have to give it up to Rashard Lewis who handled himself pretty well given the circumstances.

Her or Charlie Sheen would be my 2 choices for sideline reporter.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Charlie Sheen Does His Best Hasselhoff Impression


Charlie Sheen was found drunk and naked in a trashed New York hotel early Tuesday morning.

***UPDATE***

I guess it was even better then that. He was with a prostitute and doing a bunch of coke, but then again that has to be expected.



Who hasn't right (though Monday is a little aggressive)?

Actually kind of sad considering that he just got out of rehab, but then again I never felt like Sheen was going to stop. Maybe it's the fact that he plays a skirt chasing drunk on TV, and it just always seemed that's just who he really is anyways.

But let's get to the real question in all of this? Where the hell is his brother Emilio Estevez? Because from what I know he is one hell of a leader, and probably just as big of a drunk.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Why Do Colts Kickers Drink So Much?


"Indianapolis police have arrested Colts punter Pat McAfee and charged him with public intoxication after he was found wet and shirtless near a downtown canal. Indianapolis-area media reported that shortly before 5 a.m. on Wednesday, a 911 caller told police that a shirtless, wet man had tried to get into her car at a traffic light in the city's Broad Ripple district.

When police arrived on the scene they found a shirtless and soaking wet McAfee, who said he was not sure if he had been in a nearby canal and said it had been raining. According to media reports, there was no rain in Indianapolis at the time (ESPN)."

Wow, this story is amazing. I would love to know how he got there, why he was in the canal, and why he thought it was raining. All amazing things.

Still, there are certain things we have learned about the NFL.

1. If you play for the Bengals, you'll probably get arrested.
2. If you play for the Broncos you might die.
3. And if you're a Colts kicker you'll probably have a drinking problem (Remember their "drunk, idiot kicker" Mike Vanderjagt???)

I am guessing he is going to get suspended for this.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Why Not?

Why not put your drunk girlfriend in your grocery cart while you checkout?

Guy Checks Out With Drunk Chick In Basket - Watch more Funny Videos

Friday, June 4, 2010

Why Not?

Why not be drunk in the middle of the day?

Oh, that's why.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Why Not?

Why not watch 2 drunk off duty cops epically fail at a convenience store?

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Why Not?

Why not watch a man who had a little too much to drink?

Monday, March 8, 2010

Another Shocking Iverson Story


Allen Iverson suffers from drinking and gambling problems. Wow, how shocked are you?

In a way I feel bad for the guy. His kid is sick, and I totally support that he went home to take care of her instead on continuing his NBA career. Still, these problems have been around for awhile, and I think they are finally catching up to him.

The gambling really shouldn't shock anyone. It happens to a lot of athletes, especially after they retire (Barkley, Jordan, Gretzky, ect). I guess it's fills that missing rush they don't get anymore now that they are retired. You hope he can turn it around, but if you trust Stephen A. Smith's reporting (can't say that I do) it doesn't sound good...

"(Iverson) will either drink himself into oblivion or gamble his life away," Smith reported.

Ouch. Well he has always been somewhat of a thug, but I don't think this has much to do with that. He is currently going through a divorce, and those usually don't happen over night. So, lets look at his life...

- Basketball career is probably over.
- Wife is leaving him.
- Daughter is very sick.
- He has a drinking problem.
- He has a gambling problem.

If I didn't know better I would think I was writing about John Daly again. Anyways, even though I predicted that there was going to be no turnaround for this guy, I do feel bad for him and hope he can straighten out his shitty life.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

"Alicia Butt" Blows A .33


A driver who ran a stop sign and nearly struck another car was charged with DUI and resisting arrest after she gave an officer a false name. That name of course is "Alicia Butt", which is one of the funniest fucking thing I have ever read in my life.

First off, I would love to know what her real name is, because I almost want to send her a thank you note for being this drunk and clever. The story only gets better..

"She consented to a breathalyzer test and her results were .331 and .330, according to the Sheriff’s Office. The deputy said she had a quarter-full whiskey bottle in her car, was barely able to stand and had urinated on herself, so he didn’t ask her to perform field sobriety exercises."

HAHAHAHAHA. Just the way that is written is classic. She couldn't stand, pissed herself, and gave the cop a fake name of "Alicia Butt"...Yea, there is really no need for the sobriety test.

Too bad she isn't a professional athlete, because she probably would've just got a slap on the wrist.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Why Not?

Why not watch a drunk bus driver lose her job?

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Charles Rogers Arrested....Again


"Police say ex-Detroit Lions and Michigan State receiver Charles Rogers has been arrested after apparently drinking too much and passing out at a Mexican restaurant. He's scheduled to appear Wednesday in district court.

Novi Deputy Chief Tom Lindberg said Wednesday that Rogers was arrested at the suburban Detroit restaurant Tuesday afternoon on a warrant for disobeying a sobriety court order. Lindberg says Rogers was visibly intoxicated Tuesday and was taken to a hospital (ESPN)."

What a fuck up. Draft bust, took steroids, career fell apart, and now he can't even keep himself out of jail. I really liked Rogers in college (Michigan State), but I can't defend anything he has done as a pro....what a fuckup.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents


I could not believe this story...

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (WTVC-TV) - A 4-year-old boy, beer in hand, is accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors. It's a strange story, but also a sad one.

April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail. She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree. Now she's just glad he's okay and says she won't let it happen again.


The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption.

April Wright said, "Biggest concern was him being out there, getting kidnapped, getting run over, the alcohol, having to have his stomach pumped."

Wright says she woke up that night at 1:45 am and panicked when she found Hayden was gone. She says she put safety devices on all the doors so her kids couldn't get out, but Hayden was able to break the safety device off the doorknob and get outside.
Once out, Wright says her four year old followed his father's footsteps and was found on Blue Spruce Road, drinking.

"He runs away trying to find his father," she said. "He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is."

The Hamilton County Sheriff's Office report says Hayden rang the doorbell a few houses down and the neighbor answered, finding the child holding a partially consumeed 12-ounce beer.

Wright said, "He got it out of my father's cooler in the back and how he got it open I don't understand because it was one of those tab beers."

But it doesn't stop there. The report said Hayden then snuck into a neighbor's house through an unlocked front door, and stole five wrapped Christmas gifts. One was a girl's brown dress which Hayden was wearing when police found him.
"Going to the neighbor's house and taking their presents, very embarrassing," said April.

She admits she was not just embarrassed, but scared, and rushed to the hospital that night with Hayden. She said she tries to be a good mother and loves her son, but now feels like a failure.

"Kids do things like this and it's out of your control, you can do the best you can as a mother, everyone makes mistakes, it was an honest mistake," she said.
Wright did meet with child protective services today who told her she will get to keep custody of Hayden.


Speechless. Thanks to Demling for sending this along.