Wild Thing Took Steroids

Actor Charlie Sheen tells Sports Illustrated in its latest issue that he took steroids "for like six or eight weeks" while filming the 1989 movie "Major League." He adds that the performance-enhancing drugs helped his fastball go from 79 mph to 85 mph.

Sad day to find out the Wild Thing was no different then all the other steroid users of the 80's/90's. Actually, I find this whole thing hilarious, because it is very unnecessary since he really never looked like the was throwing all that hard in the movie. If this is true it does show how steroids can improve performance. I think we all know that by now, but every once in a while you'll get some idiot that doesn't think it has much affect. Throw 6 MPH harder is a big deal, going from 92 to 98 is a big difference, but anyways steroids are hopefully gone for good.

Countdown To Charlie Sheen's Death

I know that a lot of people are sick of this stuff, but I have to admit I really can't get enough. How often can you watch someone implode in front of your eyes, and be so happy about doing it. Is it sad? Yea, it really is, but at the same time if this is what he wants then so be it...


Video streaming by Ustream
He really looks like he is about to die (he's on so much coke in this video). I hope not because he is incredibly funny. Some people still think this is all just a publicity stunt, but I really doubt it. If somehow this all just is some kind of stunt, then Charlie Sheen is the single greatest actor of all time.

Before You Get Sick of Charlie Sheen Quotes

Why not see him as Darth Vader?



-The Commodore

It's Official: Charlie Sheen Is Batshit Crazy

Through all the crack, pornstars, and booze I still had this idea in my head that Charlie Sheen was really just having a good time. I know, that's stupid, but I thought if anyone could pull it off it was Charlie Sheen. That was until all this happened...

"Two and a Half Men" - Statement from CBS Entertainment and Warner Bros. Television

Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen's statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of "Two and a Half Men" for the remainder of the season.

Charlie Sheen's reaction to the statement? He sent the following letter to TMZ:

What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.

Remember these are my people ... not yours...we will continue on together (Comingsoon.net)..."

Obviously he has gone the way of Mel Gibson and completely lost his mind, but at least he is doing it in an hilarious rather then be a bigot. I mean who says "contaminated little maggot can't handle my power", and "my fire breathing fists"? What makes this even better is that fact that he wasn't on a radio show, or spoke out of turn, he wrote a letter. That's just fantastic.

It actually reminds me of the birthday card I got DP today for his birthday.

Happy birthday DP you contaminated little maggot, you can't handle my power or the truth that the Perkins' trade is a bad deal.

Love,
BMack

"Don't Do Crack. Drink Chocolate Milk."

I know everyone is writing the Charlie Sheen stories lately, but this one is just too good not to write about. Charlie Sheen recently called the Dan Patrick show on ESPN radio, and well he had a couple of interesting things to say...

"Charlie Sheen said that sobriety "bores" him and that he may revert to substance abuse. In a call to DirecTV/Fox Sports Radio's "The Dan Patrick Show," Sheen said "I was sober for five years a long time ago and was just bored out of my tree," he said during the rambling 28-minute phone interview with "It's inauthentic -- it's not who I am. I didn't drink for 12 years and, man, that first one [drink], Dan. Wow."

The star of "Two and a Half Men" laughed off the ethics clause in his TV contract.

"Yeah, blah, blah, nitpick, nitpick," he said. "I haven't read it, but I don't think it covers 'Let us totally dominate and interfere with your personal life.'"

Sheen also said he was ready to work after less than two weeks of rehab. "Check it. It's like, I heal really quickly. But I unravel pretty quickly. So get me right now, guys," he said, referring to the show's producers (FoxNews)."

Wow.

I am not sure I have ever heard a celebrity of Sheen's stature come out and basically just admit that he loves being a drunk/crackhead. But what really makes this story special is that Sheen was asked to talk about drugs to UCLA's baseball team. All he said about it was "Don't do crack. Drink chocolate milk." Sorry, but that is just about the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life.

So what's his thoughts on crack?

"I said stay off the crack, and I still think that's pretty good advice, unless you can manage it socially. If you can manage it socially, then go for it, but not a lot of people can, you know?"

Yea, I 'm not sure if I have ever heard of anyone handling crack well and being social, but this is Charlie Sheen and he lives by his own rules.

I'll set the over/under till his death at 3 years. What you got?

Charlie Sheen Does His Best Hasselhoff Impression

Charlie Sheen was found drunk and naked in a trashed New York hotel early Tuesday morning.

***UPDATE***

I guess it was even better then that. He was with a prostitute and doing a bunch of coke, but then again that has to be expected.



Who hasn't right (though Monday is a little aggressive)?

Actually kind of sad considering that he just got out of rehab, but then again I never felt like Sheen was going to stop. Maybe it's the fact that he plays a skirt chasing drunk on TV, and it just always seemed that's just who he really is anyways.

But let's get to the real question in all of this? Where the hell is his brother Emilio Estevez? Because from what I know he is one hell of a leader, and probably just as big of a drunk.