Through all the crack, pornstars, and booze I still had this idea in my head that Charlie Sheen was really just having a good time. I know, that's stupid, but I thought if anyone could pull it off it was Charlie Sheen. That was until all this happened...
"Two and a Half Men" - Statement from CBS Entertainment and Warner Bros. Television
Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen's statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of "Two and a Half Men" for the remainder of the season.
Charlie Sheen's reaction to the statement? He sent the following letter to TMZ:
What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.
Remember these are my people ... not yours...we will continue on together (Comingsoon.net)..."
Obviously he has gone the way of Mel Gibson and completely lost his mind, but at least he is doing it in an hilarious rather then be a bigot. I mean who says "contaminated little maggot can't handle my power", and "my fire breathing fists"? What makes this even better is that fact that he wasn't on a radio show, or spoke out of turn, he wrote a letter. That's just fantastic.
It actually reminds me of the birthday card I got DP today for his birthday.
Happy birthday DP you contaminated little maggot, you can't handle my power or the truth that the Perkins' trade is a bad deal.
Love,
BMack
