Celtics Introduce Jermaine O'Neal

Kind of interesting. He definitely said all the right things...

What's really interesting in the other quotes that did not make the video...

Talking to friend and former teammate Rasheed Wallace:

"I’m actually going to see him before I get out of town. He had a lot of great things to say about the organization. That was kind of the selling point too. Him coming in and him actually being here for a year and understanding the situation, the scenario, the chemistry. I shot him a text and told him to come back one more year. He didn’t respond."

O'Neal said the player that made the biggest sell was Rajon Rondo though, who even last night called and invited him out to dinner as he got settled into his new city. I don't think O'Neal has ever played with a PG as good as Rondo.

“He (Rondo) just told me how I would fit with the team,’’ O’Neal said. “What they expected on a day-to-day basis from their team, and their focus. All I heard was, ‘championship run, championship run.’ That’s all that matters right now.’’

Rondo Talks About Lebron

I thought this was awesome. Basically Rondo is just saying he doesn't give a shit who is guarding, and that is really the attitude he needs to have. Like I said yesterday, he knows that if Lebron is on him then a lesser defender is on Pierce, which should get him going. Anyways, can't wait for the game tonight.

Why Not?

Why not watch Mark Buehrle's amazing play. I know we have all seen it, but it might be the best play of the year already.

LOST Tonight!!!

Def the worst LOST promo ever...haha.

Why Not?

Why not watch Vince Carter hit a 86-foot shot sitting down?

That's Right LT Cry Like A Bitch

Tiger Woods Speaks

This is the most over hyped news story maybe ever. Tiger apologized, and said he will continue to get help for his "sex addiction". Do I believe any of it? No, of course not, but honestly who the fuck cares?

I want Tigers Woods hitting golf balls. That's it. I don't look to him for my morals. I don't care who he is fucking. All I want is to flip on SportsCenter and see Tiger Woods doing things no other golfer can.

The only thing I am bitching about here is the fact that he is not playing right away. I don't believe he has some sex addiction, and this is really just to get the press to layoff a little bit. Fuck all that, just play golf. That's why you are the first billion dollar athlete, and that's all I care about. Other then that, everyone just layoff Tiger.

It's Friday

So here is Arianny Celeste Maxim Video...

Lucky fucking kid...

Couple Previews of LOST

These are actual scenes from the opening episode of LOST season 6. It's here if you want it...


Can't Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Didn't Think I Could Hate Brett Favre More...

Until I saw this...

I am so fucking sick of American Idol telling me what's funny. Yes, a homeless guy signing that is hilarious, but it is so staged at this point who the fuck cares. Fuck stupid assholes for making this popular, fuck American Idol, and most of all FUCK BRETT FAVRE...

I hope Favre gets caught in the bathroom with Mark Chmura with his pants on the ground (I know that's an old reference, but some of you have to get that).

Red Sox Introduce Adrian Beltre

Randy Moss Speaks

Red Sox Introduce John Lackey

Lackey sounds like Ray Romano, except retarded.

Red Sox Introduce Mike Cameron

Chick Of The Day

Today's chick is a little different, it's 10 minutes of Denise Milani's tits.

Taylor Swift In A Bikini

Carmen Electra Doing Lesbian Stuff

Police Want Tiger Woods' Hospital Report

"The Florida Highway Patrol is seeking a search warrant for hospital records that would document the treatment Tiger Woods received after an auto accident early Saturday morning, TMZ.com has reported, citing unnamed sources. The Florida state police, according to the Web site's report, want to determine if the injuries Woods sustained resembled those from an auto accident or domestic violence. The state police think they can show probable cause of a crime during the events that unfolded Saturday morning, the report said (ESPN)."

Woods seems like a really good guy, so I don't want to make false accusations, but this whole this seems really strange. My guess, since there didn't seem to be alcohol involved was that Tiger and his wife got in a fight, and he sped off frantically, crashed his car. That would explain why he is trying to keep everything private. I think Tiger should just come out and say what happened, because eventually the media is going to find out, and even if they don't they will just keep making up stories. Obviously, we'll keep you posted.

Here is a ESPN's take:

2 Great Saves By Tim Thomas Last Night

Wow.

Massarotti Talks About Trading Beckett