Favre Returning To Philly

There are rumors that Brett Favre will return and wants to back up non other than Mike Vick.

Favre is going to come back, I've kind of accepted that, but my biggest fear is that he will be Vick's back up, Vick will get hurt, and the Favre will come in and do well, then we will have him around for the next 3 years. I don't know why this guy can't just take a hint. He's no longer great, he's no longer a good option, his arm doesn't have the same strength and velocity as it once did, so that paired up with his awful decision making, makes him an awful qb.

I really hope that these are rumors, but I believe we will see the old gunslinger back there.

It Has Begun....

NFL.com – Brett Favre hasn’t made any indication that he’s pondering a return for a 21st NFL season. Still, NFL.com senior analyst Gil Brandt remains confident the gunslinger might have one more comeback attempt in him. Brandt indicated during his Tuesday NFL.com chat that Favre could be interested in another season, and he elaborated on those thoughts Wednesday on NFL Network’s “NFL Total Access.” Brandt, who headed the Cowboys’ player personnel department for nearly three decades, said “quarterbacks never want to retire” and made reference to Roger Staubach, the former Dallas star whom Brandt joked probably still believes he can play. Brandt said pre-draft reports of Favre’s interest in mentoring No. 1 overall draft pick Cam Newton indicate the 41-year-old still has the bug to return… “Favre is enough of a competitor that if somebody said to him, ‘Come on, come on in, we can use you. You might not be a starter,’ I think he would come out of his retirement.”

The Ole Gunslinger is at it again and maybe coming out of retirement this year. This is no surprise as he went away last year for people to forget how much of an awful person he is and how bad he was in in Minnesota.

It would really piss me off if this assbag return because then I would have to hear about how tough he is and such a warrior for another year. Could he help out as a back up.... sure, but I don't think that's Brett Favre's style.

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Favre Files Retirement Papers

"According to Alex Marvez of FOX Sports, Favre has officially fired his retirement papers. Apparently, Favre got the paperwork done shortly after the conclusion of his disappointing 20th NFL season (CBS Sports)."

I know a lot of people still think he will find a way to come back, but I am not one of them. He has been through too much shit this year to come back. His streak starting streak is over, we found out he is a pervert, his sisters is a meth head, and even the biggest Favre fans are finally jumping ship. It's over, there is no doubt he is a first ballot Hall of Famer, and there is also no doubt he is the most over rated Qb of all-time.

Favre's Sister Does Meth

"Brett Favre‘s younger sister, Brandi Favre, was one of five people arrested in a raid on a suspected meth lab in Mississippi on Wednesday, the Biloxi Sun Herald reported. The 34-year-old woman was charged with manufacturing of methamphetamine and generation of hazardous waste, both felonies. Two other individuals were arrested as part of the sting operation on charges of selling a controlled substance (WEEI)."

Seems like whole Favre family is a bunch of class acts. Anyways, this really doesn't surprise me, because every time I see Favre on TV it makes me want to do meth, so I could only imagine how much I'd do if I was actually related to this ass clown.

Plus who spells the name Brandy with a fucking "i" at the end? Oh yea, people who are making meth in a bathtub of a condominium in shit bum Mississippi... that's who.

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Things Aren't Going Well For Favre

First new Coach of the Vikings Leslie Frazier says there is no way he is calling Brett Favre to Quarterback for the Vikings next year and now two massage therapists sued Brett Favre on Monday, saying they lost their part-time jobs with the New York Jets after complaining about sexually suggestive text messages from the veteran quarterback.

Brett Favre must be stopped, it's bad enough he was the only reason why the Vikings sucked and became the laughing stock of the NFL, but he is also a giant scumbag on top of it. As I complained earlier, I'm pissed as a Steeler fan that Ben Roethlisberger got suspended 4 games for basically someone spreading a rumor about him, while Favre got a slap on the wrist for sexually harassing employees of the NFL. He proved to everyone that he is bigger than Roger Goodell as the normally harsh commissioner let Favre off easy.

But looking forward to the Vikings, they still have Adrian Peterson, still have Sidney Rice, and still have that defensive line led by Jared Allen. That should still be enough to swing some NFL spreads. I could see them signing a sure to be cut Carson Palmer or hell draft one of the top 5 QBs in the draft and get Jon Kitna.

NFL Slaps Favre on Wrist

The NFL fined Brett Favre $50,000 for not cooperating with their investigation into accusations over misconduct and sexual harassment. Wait a minute. Since when is Roger Goodell a supporter of due process? Since when does he need proof in order to punish?

Ben Roethlisberger was suspended for being accused of rape. Even the most ardent Big Ben fans admitted that the Steelers' QB had been acting dumb, and putting himself into troublesome situations. But there's no rule against going to bars and hitting on girls. If there were, most of the NFL would be suspended.

I'm not defending Roethlisberger, but he was given a very stiff punishment even though he was never convicted of a crime, nor was he even officially indicted.

Yet Brett Favre decides not to cooperate (even though it's blatantly obvious that he's guilty), and he gets a $50,000 fine. He'll make $16 million in salary this year, so this fine is 0.3% of his income. If a normal working person making $50k a year were fined at this rate, it'd be $156.25, or the same penalty as a small speeding ticket. What would happen to any of us if we didn't cooperate with our employer's investigations into sexual misconduct? Would we get 0.3% of our salary docked?

If I'm James Harrison, or any other player fined for illegal hits this season, I'm going to find some young interns, buy a cell phone with a 10 megapixel camera, and go to town.

My favorite part of all this is Goodell publicizing the fact that he told Favre the punishment would be worse if they found he'd acted up. That's like a State Trooper telling a suspected drunk driver "Are you drunk? If you say yes, you'll be in lots of trouble."

Thankfully, in the public's eye at least, Favre's guilty. Innocent people don't cover their asses like this. Favre has been exposed (in more ways than one) as a dirty old man, as a spoiled baby, and on the field this season he's padded both of his turnover records.

One day, Favre will be enshrined in Canton, and that's sad. He's just an awful person, and the only thing I hate more than him are those few but loud Brett Favre supporters that still pester us with their inane love for this overrated player and utter manwhore.

-The Commodore

New Conspiracy Theory On Favre

So there is a new conspiracy theory going around about Brett Favre. Goodell was in attendance at last night's Vikings/Bears game, and word is that he had a short meeting with Favre before the game started. This is interesting because Favre was upgraded on the injury report the day of the game, and ended up playing. Could this be because Favre is about to be suspended? We they giving him one last ride on the field?

I have no idea, but if that's true it is hilarious, because his finally goodbye is him getting knocked out, which I guess that's fitting. Actually I take that back, if he got knocked out while throwing a pick that would be been way more fitting.

Anyways, fuck Favre.

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Favre Streak Is Over And No One Saw It

Brett Favre's consecutive game streak finally ended last night at 297 games. It is a streak that no one will ever beat, which makes it kind of funny that no one even got to see this game.

How is an NFL game not on TV? Why couldn't the NFL Network pick up this game? I mean it seems like the logical thing to do. I guess major networks may have had rights, but even then is there anything on during Monday night that would stop them from broadcasting this game? Was it Monday night football?

No matter what it was inexcusable. I have the NFL Network, and the RedZone, and I couldn't even get the game. You have to feel for people like Beerman, who is a big Giants game, and the only way he could see any of the game was to go online and try to find it (trust me it's harder then it sounds).

Anyways, I can't say I'm too mad, because I would've probably changed the channel rather then listen to the Favre dick sucking that must have going on.

NFL Once Again Proves It's A Joke

On Monday, there were reports that the NFL is close to resolving its investigation into the Brett Favre-Jenn Sterger situation, and that the league was not likely to suspend the Vikings quarterback. Sterger's manager did not take well to that news. Phil Reese told TMZ.com that Sterger has "provided extensive evidence that irrefutably proves there was harassment (WEEI)."

If this was any other player he would've been suspended, but because it is the "legendary" Brett Favre and they don't want to "tarnish" his legacy he is going to get away with this. I guarantee if this was Jay Cutler he would've been suspended for a least a couple game, but apparently Favre's streak is so important that the league won't have the balls to step in and do what is right.

"While Sterger has been mostly silent on the matter until now, Reese said that could change. Said Reese: "No matter what happens, Jenn has all legal remedies, including going public, if the NFL doesn't clear her name (WEEI)."

I hope she makes his life fucking miserable, and he ends up in a sack in Montana and dies from a horrible bear attack.

Childress vs. Favre

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Brett Favre To Hang Them Up After The Season

Can you blame him?

"Will Favre return to play in 2011?

"No," said Favre, in an interview that will air in its entirety on Sunday on the NFL Network. ESPN"

Even Brett Favre knows when to cut bait. Everybody hates everyone in the Minnesota locker room, He's playing like shit, he has the Jenn Sterger controversy (which he will probably need a whole year to get this past his wife) and the Vikings are doomed. I know we get this every year, but I seriously believe him this time.

I'm not a Vikings fan, but thinking of that that locker room gives me anxiety.

Part of me thinks he said this also because the NFL met with Sterger yesterday, and she turned over more evidence. Could really effect things.

NFL Teams Showing True Colors

I noticed one thing when watching NFL games yesterday. There is one glaring reason why teams like the Cowboys and Vikings fail, while other don't....

It's called being a "team".

After the Vikings fell to 2-5 at the hands of the Patriots, Favre took the stage to talk about the game. Except he really didn't, he talked about himself and how tough he was instead...

"Taking a seat at the end of the game is new for me," Favre said. "Like I have said all along, it has been so long since I haven't played that I expect to play. I don't expect to get eight stitches in my chin -- that is a first time.

"I guess what I am trying to say is that I don't expect to get hurt but when I do, I expect to bounce back."

"Going into the tunnel on the cart, I thought to myself for a brief second, `What in the world am I doing?"' Favre admitted. "But there is nothing like competing. But, then again, there is nothing worse than losing (AP)."

During his 15 min post game news conference Favre never really talks about his teammates, except for in one part when he said he hopes they don't give up on their season.

This is the leader of your fucking team, and all he thinks about is his legacy. Brett Favre didn't care that the Vikings lost, just that he came out and proved everyone wrong by playing through the pain and playing pretty well.

Then we move on to Moss' self interview...

"I just want to be able to tell the guys, I miss the hell out of them, every last helmet in that locker room. I mean, Deion Branch came up to me after the game. I've never had a chance to meet Deion Branch, but it was definitely a pleasure to meet him. Coach [Bill] Belichick, he gave me an opportunity to be a part of something special. That's something I really take to heart. I actually salute coach Belichick and his team and the success they've had before me, during me and after me. So I'm actually stuck for words, just because of the fact that, man, this is just, a lot of memories here. To the New England Patriots fans, that ovation at the end of the game, that really felt heart-warming. I think I actually shedded a tear for that. Like I said, it's been an emotional roller coaster all week."

"Tried to prepare, tried to talk to the players and coaches about how this game was going to be played, couple tendencies here and a couple tendencies here. The bad part about it, is you have six days to prepare for a team, and on the seventh day, that Sunday, meaning today, I guess they come over and say, 'Dag Moss, I guess you was right about a couple plays and a couple schemes they were going to run.' And it hurts as a player, that you put a lot of hard work in during the week, and at the end of the week, Sunday, when you get on the field, that's when they acknowledge about the hard work that you put in throughout the week. That's actually a disappointment."

I'll stop it there, but he goes on and on about how awesome the Patriots are, and how much he misses them. Once again, very little about his own team, except for taking shots at his coach for not kicking a field goal before the half, and not listening to him about the Patriots offense. These are the things you don't want from your team. Moss doesn't care that they lost, instead he just noticed he should never have asked out of New England, and none of that is going to help the Vikings.

On the other side of things you just don't see Patriots players/coaches do this, and if they do they don't last long. Same goes for real "teams" like the Steelers, Colts, Saints, Ravens, and so on. You do here this kind of stuff from teams like the Bengals, Cowboys, Vikings, and so on. These teams are more interested in making headlines about themselves rather then for how their team actually played.

You can have all the talent in the world (like the Cowboys/Vikings), but if you're not playing as a "team" you're not going anywhere. Here is a perfect example...

Steelers losing Big Ben in the beginning of the season. Their was off the field problems, terrible backup QBs, loss of a Super Bowl MVP, and a questionable offensive line. Yet, here they are. Why? Because they rallied as a "team".

This is the same reason why that Patriots trade of Moss is starting to look better. The second he starting thinking about his contract instead of what he was going to do next Sunday he had to go.

At the end of the day all teams are going to go through some kind of controversy, and there are 2 ways it will turn out. You either come together as a "team", or you become the Cowboys/Vikings.

Patriot Fans Should Be Rooting For Favre To Play

Let me just say... Brett Favre is going to play, he is, get over it.

It has been going on all week, and the bottom line is that this is Brett Favre's call. It should be the coach's, but when you fly down and beg a guy to come back, and that guy is the only reason Childress got an extension, you just know Favre is bigger then this team.

Favre will play, because well that's what Favre does. Reports say he can't hurt his foot any worse, and that it will just be how he tolerates the pain. Say what you want about Favre, but the guy plays through pain.

Still, as a Patriots fan you have to be rooting for Favre to be Favre. Why? Because Favre is losing games by himself. Last year he was carrying this team, this year he is the iceberg that is sinking their season. If the Vikings somehow were able to bench Favre there is a good chance we would see nothing but Peterson running down the Patriots throats. Do you really see this defense stopping him????? I didn't think so. Jackson probably sucks, but he also doesn't have the arrogance to make the mistakes Favre has been making this year (and career).

Yet, if Favre is there you know he will force it. He'll force it to Moss, he'll make bad choices, and he is known for choking (yes, the Legend chokes more then maybe any other).

Bottom line is that Favre is going to play, and Patriots fans should be excited about that fact.

2 Quarterbacks I Don't Like, 2 Injuries

"Vikings coach Brad Childress said Monday an MRI on Brett Favre's foot revealed the stress fracture as well as an "avulsion" fracture in the heel bone. An avulsion fracture occurs when a fragment of bone is torn away by a tendon or ligament.

Romo suffered a fractured left clavicle in the second quarter of the Cowboys' 41-35 loss to the New York Giants at Cowboys Stadium." ESPN

Lets start with Favre, If I were the Patriots I would want to see Favre play over Tarvarius Jackson. Favre has been flat out awful this year, and it seems his deal with the devil last year finally ran out.

Tony Romo on the other hand is a devastating injury for the Cowboys, who now with the injury have zero shot of making a comeback for the season. I'm not a big Romo fan however, even I can admit he's a better option than John Kitna. The Cowboys are a mess (called by BMack) and Wade Phillips should be fired this week. Romo will be out 6 to 8 weeks.

It's Time To Bench Favre

What Favre did last season was nothing short of incredible. It's hard for me to say that, but it's true. Still, it is a new year, he is another year older, he has off the field problems, he is injured, and his coach is losing trust. If this was anyone else wouldn't he be on the bench?

The answer to be is an obvious YES. The Vikings aren't playing that bad of football. Sure they aren't getting the sacks they were getting last year, but their offense also isn't scoring nearly as much, so teams are passing less. The only thing that is costing them games is Brett Favre.

Last night is a great example. The Packers did not play well at all. Rodgers wasn't sharp, the Packers defense isn't anything special, and yet Favre goes out and throws 3 picks in the 2nd half.

Do you know what Favre's QB rating is right now?

68.

Just to give you some perspective, he is currently 30th in the NFL is QB rating. He has 3 more picks this year, then he did all of last year. He has only had 1 game when he has had more picks then touchdowns, and in that game he had 1 TD and 0 INTs.

So I ask once again. If this was anyone else would they be starting? Especially when you factor in that we found he isn't such an amazing person off the field either.

If I was the Vikings (wow I can't believe I am about to say this), I would start Tarvaris Jackson. Maybe not for the whole season, but at least until Favre can get himself healthy.

Brett Favre Will Consider Sitting If Elbow Continues To Hurt

Brett Favre will consider sitting from elbow tendinitis..... sure... It's not because you're in the middle of a penis controversy and you are giving an excuse in case Roger Goodell suspends him.

Brett is such a chicken shit jerk and needs to just needs to man up, admit his mistakes. He is a constant media whore and he was over due for a downfall and I really hope this thing humbles him.

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Favre In More Trouble

"Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre is facing more allegations that he tried to seduce women. A former masseuse for the New York Jets says Favre sent her racy messages during the 2008 training camp, according to the New York Post.

"He was looking at me like I was a hanging slab of meat," she told the newspaper.

She claims Favre allegedly contacted her, sending e-mails and texts saying, "Why don't you and your friend come over... I have all these bad intentions (FoxNews)."

Oh this is almost too good. You add this to the cock shots Favre was sending our girl Jenn Sterger, and the NFL is not going to have any choice but to suspend him. You can't sexually harass people who work for your team, but I think the best part of this is that it seems like Favre got shot down every time. I really do expect him to end up getting suspended a game or two, if not the NFL is a bunch of hypocrites.