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Reche "Bug Eye" Caldwell Busted For Pot

"Former Patriots wide receiver Reche Caldwell was arrested for possession of marijuana, according to the Gainesville (Fla.) Sun. Caldwell, who had the best season of his career when he was with New England in 2006 (61 catches, 760 yards and four touchdowns), was arrested Thursday morning in Hillsborough County, Fla., for possession of less than 20 grams of cannabis and driving with canceled/suspended/revoked license. He was released on a $750 cash bond. Caldwell, a 2002 draft pick out of Florida, also played with San Diego and Washington (WEEI)."

If there is anyone who should be allowed to smoke pot it's Caldwell, maybe it calms down his crazy ass eyes. Then again, there is probably no one that it would be more obvious was smoking pot then this guy, I mean his eye are constantly wide open, and while high probably extremely red.

Johnny Jolly Arrested Again

"According to police in Houston, the defensive end (Johnny Jolly) was arrested Friday morning after police officers found 600 grams of codeine in his car during a traffic stop. The substance is the main ingredient in a narcotic known as purple drank, and the charge is similar to the one that ultimately got Jolly suspended for the 2010 season (ESPN)."

This all but ends Jolly's career in the NFL. It is really too bad he a force when he plays, and the Packers were actually looking forward to having him back next season, especially with Cullen Jenkins almost definitely leaving. I just don't see Goodell letting him back into the NFL anytime soon, even when he gets out of jail.

Jolly is only 28 years old, but he has basically ruined his life/career already.

Countdown To Charlie Sheen's Death

I know that a lot of people are sick of this stuff, but I have to admit I really can't get enough. How often can you watch someone implode in front of your eyes, and be so happy about doing it. Is it sad? Yea, it really is, but at the same time if this is what he wants then so be it...


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He really looks like he is about to die (he's on so much coke in this video). I hope not because he is incredibly funny. Some people still think this is all just a publicity stunt, but I really doubt it. If somehow this all just is some kind of stunt, then Charlie Sheen is the single greatest actor of all time.

"Don't Do Crack. Drink Chocolate Milk."

I know everyone is writing the Charlie Sheen stories lately, but this one is just too good not to write about. Charlie Sheen recently called the Dan Patrick show on ESPN radio, and well he had a couple of interesting things to say...

"Charlie Sheen said that sobriety "bores" him and that he may revert to substance abuse. In a call to DirecTV/Fox Sports Radio's "The Dan Patrick Show," Sheen said "I was sober for five years a long time ago and was just bored out of my tree," he said during the rambling 28-minute phone interview with "It's inauthentic -- it's not who I am. I didn't drink for 12 years and, man, that first one [drink], Dan. Wow."

The star of "Two and a Half Men" laughed off the ethics clause in his TV contract.

"Yeah, blah, blah, nitpick, nitpick," he said. "I haven't read it, but I don't think it covers 'Let us totally dominate and interfere with your personal life.'"

Sheen also said he was ready to work after less than two weeks of rehab. "Check it. It's like, I heal really quickly. But I unravel pretty quickly. So get me right now, guys," he said, referring to the show's producers (FoxNews)."

Wow.

I am not sure I have ever heard a celebrity of Sheen's stature come out and basically just admit that he loves being a drunk/crackhead. But what really makes this story special is that Sheen was asked to talk about drugs to UCLA's baseball team. All he said about it was "Don't do crack. Drink chocolate milk." Sorry, but that is just about the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life.

So what's his thoughts on crack?

"I said stay off the crack, and I still think that's pretty good advice, unless you can manage it socially. If you can manage it socially, then go for it, but not a lot of people can, you know?"

Yea, I 'm not sure if I have ever heard of anyone handling crack well and being social, but this is Charlie Sheen and he lives by his own rules.

I'll set the over/under till his death at 3 years. What you got?

Favre's Sister Does Meth

"Brett Favre‘s younger sister, Brandi Favre, was one of five people arrested in a raid on a suspected meth lab in Mississippi on Wednesday, the Biloxi Sun Herald reported. The 34-year-old woman was charged with manufacturing of methamphetamine and generation of hazardous waste, both felonies. Two other individuals were arrested as part of the sting operation on charges of selling a controlled substance (WEEI)."

Seems like whole Favre family is a bunch of class acts. Anyways, this really doesn't surprise me, because every time I see Favre on TV it makes me want to do meth, so I could only imagine how much I'd do if I was actually related to this ass clown.

Plus who spells the name Brandy with a fucking "i" at the end? Oh yea, people who are making meth in a bathtub of a condominium in shit bum Mississippi... that's who.

Best Arrest Photo Ever?

"A Framingham teenager fought with officers Tuesday as they tried to prevent him from swallowing a bag of what appeared to be cocaine, police said.

Art Taylor, 18, swallowed the small bag but was arrested on several other charges after police pulled him over on Union Avenue at 8:35 p.m., police spokesman Lt. Ron Brandolini said.

"He made a quick movement to the center console, and there was small baggie with a white powder in it," Brandolini said. "He immediately made a movement to put it in his mouth."

An officer tried to stop him, but Taylor kept pushing his arm away. The officers dragged Taylor from the car, and he started fighting with them in the middle of the road.

By the time officers handcuffed him, Taylor had swallowed the bag, Brandolini said.

Police used a dog to search the car for other drugs, but nothing was found.

Taylor, of 624 Hollis St., was arrested and charged with assault and battery on a police officer, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct and refusing to give police his license and registration. He was also cited for not using a turn signal (metrowestdailynews.com)."

Thanks to Hoban for sending this along.

The story isn't all that great, but that picture more then makes up for it. He is the happiest coked-out guy ever. I mean look at that face. Is there any doubt that he is on a shit load of coke? Kind of a swift move, because other then the assaulting a police officer, he is probably much better off with the charges he got rather then deal with a drug charge.

Anyways, you Art Taylor are in my hall of fame for arrest photos.

Tanard Jackson Kills Career

One of the better young safeties in the NFL has completely destroyed his career. Starting Tampa Bay Buccaneers safety Tanard Jackson was hit with his third violation of the league's substance abuse policy Wednesday, which means that the earliest he'll be eligible to play is September 22, 2011. It's really sad to see a kid with this much talent throw his career away. There is no word on what he was taking, but it doesn't sound like it was steroids. This leaves the Bucs is a terrible position since the other safeties on the roster are Sabby Piscitelli, Cody Grimm and Corey Lynch. None of them figure to be anything special.

They could go out and sign recently released Ken Hamlin, but either way it has to be a sad day for the Tampa Bay franchise.

Who Hasn't Done This?

When Jacksonville police arrived to investigate a burglary at Bonny Brook Veterinary Clinic Tuesday morning, what they found was a surprise: An 18-year-old man was sleeping soundly under a blanket in the clinic’s break room.

Nearby were two syringes — evidence he’d injected himself with Xylazine, a drug used by vets as a sedative for large animals, according to veterinary assistant Leigh Anne Moody. She reported the break-in to police.

It appeared the man had made himself at home, she said, sampling food from the office refrigerator and watching TV.

“He took one of our laptops and was watching porn and taking pictures of it with our camera,” Moody said. “The laptop was closed at first, and we thought maybe he had been looking up how to take the drugs, but then we opened it, and nope! That’s not what he was doing (annistonstar.com).”

HAHAHAHA, amazing. First you bust into this place and you take a sedative used on "large animals". You would think you would take it home, and then inject this stuff, but no no this guy had other plans.

He decides to have a good old fashioned game of seeing if you can stay up long enough to jerk off. We have all done it. We just do it with sleeping pills not horse tranquilizers.

Well, it seems like he didn't win this game, and was quickly arrested the next morning. It's really just poor planning, and we can all learn from this. If you are going to break into a vets office to get hardcore sedatives remember to wait till you get home to start phase 2.

Or... pull a Big Ben and at least have a bodyguard watching the door.

Rangers' Manager Ron Washington Tests Positive For Cocaine

Texas Rangers manager Ron Washington apologized today for using cocaine and testing positive during the 2009 season. He went on to say that this is the first time he had ever tired again, which obviously I'm calling bullshit on, because people who are 57 years don't up and decide to try cocaine.

He reported that he would fail the test before he even took the test, which was good, but he should still be suspended for a couple games (at least). Coaches should have to adhere to the same rules as the players.

Its really not a great idea to be blowing lines with guys like Hamilton on your team. You are just asking for clubhouse trouble.

Corey Haim Is Dead And I Don't Care

Here is my PSA to all people who are thinking of having kids someday. Never, under any circumstance, let your kid be a child tv star. They just never seem to make it.

Corey Haim died early Wednesday morning in Los Angeles. He was only 38. He has a long history of drug use, so you know it will come out that he was probably doing a whole bunch of shit. Haim is famous for a lot of his movies earlier in his career (Lost Boys, ect), but if you have seen him in the last 5 years you could just tell he was in tough shape.

I am really trying to care about this, but I can't even put in the effort to make jokes.

California On Drugs

Hmmm this video is about pot, and has girls making out...nice.

Michael Beasley Is Super Cool Beas, Checks Into Rehab

I would really like to hate Michael Beasley, however, he does do a lot of awesome things, like love SpongeBob Squarepants, sleep with a giant Spongebob stuffed animal, and now he gets a pretty radical tattoo saying Super Cool Beas with glasses hanging down from the Super part.

***UPDATE***

Kinda funny twist to this story....

"A person briefed on the situation says Miami Heat forward Michael Beasley is battling depression-related issues and is being treated at a Houston rehabilitation facility. Beasley checked into the facility last week, the person told the Associated Press on Monday. The person spoke on condition of anonymity citing of privacy concerns (Sportsline)."

There are a lot of reports that say it is really for drugs. I guess Spongebob is a lot cooler on drugs...

One of our readers caught something

Jesus Shuttlesworth says...

look at the picture, check out the bottom right hand corner of the pic...

...hmmm, rehab for depression, huh? cause that looks like some weed and coke/pills...

Perfect 80's Game

WTF?!

My thoughts on the ordeal:

Lebron Smoked Weed In High School

"LeBron James struggled with sudden fame after appearing on Sports Illustrated's cover as a 17-year-old and admits he smoked marijuana during his junior year in high school (ESPN)."

I wonder when he'll admit that he smokes pole?

Man Tasered Bursts Into Flames

"Western Australia police said they were responding to a complaint at a house when Mitchell ran outside the house carrying a cigarette lighter and a large plastic bottle containing what they believe was fuel. When he refused to stop running toward them, one officer Tasered him, police said in a media release. The man was immediately engulfed in flames. The officer threw him to the ground and smothered the blaze with his hands, the statement said. Mitchell was charged with assault to prevent arrest and possession of a sniffing substance (FoxNews)."

I am not going to defend a guy who is running around sniffing gasoline, but how dumb is this cop? Ok, a guy is running around with a container of gasoline, so what do you do? Well of course you go to your trusty taser. I mean an electrical charge as never started a fire before right? Ugh....This really goes back to why cops are in love with taser guns. I think it really lets them shoot whoever. Not that this guy didn't deserve it, but they probably could have taken him down with physical force rather then shoot him with a taser and then get serious burns on your hands trying to save this dumbass. Anyways......hilarious.

NASCARS' Mayfield Tests Positive For Meth....Again

"Jeremy Mayfield tested positive again for methamphetamine, NASCAR said, igniting another round of denials from the driver, who angrily accused the sanctioning body of paying his stepmother to lie about his alleged past drug use. The positive result from a July 6 random test was included in a U.S. District Court filing Wednesday that asked the federal judge who lifted Mayfield's drug suspension to reinstate the ban. The filing included an affidavit from Mayfield's stepmother, Lisa, who said she witnessed the driver using methamphetamine at least 30 times over seven years (Sportsline)."

If this is all true this guy should never race again. Going 200 MPH inches away from other cars is tough enough you really don't need to add Meth to the mix. Racing is a very dangerous "sport" and there is 0 room drug addicts. I mean this guy was caught once already. You would think he would stop...

Pooping Out Cocaine

Stories like this is why I read the news...

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police say it took a suspected Toronto drug mule three weeks to excrete 76 tampon-sized packets of cocaine into a bedpan. Once in custody, Gulamhusein required six trips to a hospital for X-rays and CT scans, and refused to allow doctors to surgically remove the large packets, McCrory said. He did consent to taking laxatives, which she said resulted in a "24-hour bedpan vigil," the report said.

"The doctors said that if one of these became compromised inside him, there was nothing they could do for him," McCrory said. "We didn't need any more evidence -- he was pooping dope, so we were good to go -- but we were very concerned for his health."

He passed nearly two pounds of cocaine with a street value of about $100,000, the RCMP said (upi.com).


HAHAHA, dude that is a shit load of coke. The best is that they had to give this guy a ton of laxatives. That must of sucked, he was shitting his brains out, knowing that he is going to be arrested, and if one of the packets opened he was a dead man. Now that I think about it this idea sucked to begin with...