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Beasley Ditches Pot For Greatness

The Timberwolves were finally the team that ended up grabbing Michael Beasley when the Heat had to ditch him for LeFag & Co. No one really paid attention to it, because most people think Beasley is a clown, and will never do anything. Well, Timberwolves team president David Kahn had an interesting thought on the matter...



"He's a very young and immature kid who smoked too much marijuana and has told me that he's not smoking anymore," team president David Kahn said in an interview on KSTP-AM, "and I told him that I would trust him as long as that was the case."



Ok, well it's never a very good sign when one of your best players on your team is a pothead, but who am I to judge. To be honest, I kind of believe in Beasley. He wasn't as bad as people made him out to be over the past two seasons (14.3 points per game and 5.9 rebounds), and is still only 21 years old. I think he might actually breakout with the Wolves, since he should be a main part of the offense. Then again, if I had to live and play in Minnesota I'd probably smoke a ton of pot.



Best part of this whole things is that their president is named Khan...

NFL Concerned About The High Level Of Marijuana Use

Many people were surprised that Aaron Hernandez, whom the Patriots chose in the 4th round of the NFL draft Saturday, dropped so far. That was until today when it was announced that according to sources with 3 NFL teams, the Florida products free fall was because of multiple failed drug tests for marijuana while in college. They also stated that Hernandez was very open about it, and admitted his wrong doings. Obviously, I hope that he doesn't pull this shit while on the Patriots, but my guess is that they will keep an eye on him and everything will be fine.

Yet, apparently this isn't the only person with this "problem"....

"One unnamed NFL coach estimated that “one-third’’ of players on his draft board had some sort of history with marijuana use that required “an extra level of evaluation’’ as part of the scouting process (Boston.com)."

I got nothing against weed, but when you know it can cost you millions, how dumb do you have to be to risk it? These guys have the rest of their lives to smoke weed, why now? I mean all you got to do when you got talent like this is to lay off the stuff, and they would have been a higher draft pick. Now you got guys like Hernandez falling to the 4th round. He is a 2nd round talent (according to a lot of scouts), so how much do you think that cost him?

In the end, these players have to be smarter and really look at how much they are hurting their wallets for no other reason then to smoke pot??? Come on man.

California On Drugs

Hmmm this video is about pot, and has girls making out...nice.

Lincecum Charged With Marijuana Possession

You can't be surprised by this...

"San Francisco Giants star pitcher Tim Lincecum is facing misdemeanor marijuana charges following a traffic stop in his home state. Washington State Patrol spokesman Steve Schatzel said Thursday that the 2008 Cy Young Award winner and former star at the University of Washington was pulled over for speeding on Interstate 5 in the town of Hazel Dell, about four miles north of the Oregon border, on Oct. 30. An officer approached Lincecum's 2006 Mercedes and smelled marijuana as the pitcher rolled down his window. Schatzel said Lincecum immediately complied with a request to hand over the drug and a marijuana pipe from the car's center console. The amount measured was 3.3 grams. Schatzel said police consider that a small amount for personal use, well below the maximum of 40 grams before possession is classified differently and carries a more severe penalty (ESPN)."

Honestly this is barely news. Nothing will come of it other then he is going to get made fun of all the time since he looks like a pothead. I would rather have my player smoke pot then drink, and I mean that. Anyways, I love Lincecum and really think he has the best shot at finishing a season with an under 2.00 ERA at some point in his career, but for him to ever get 20 wins he is going to need the Giants to finally get some hitting.

Lebron Smoked Weed In High School

"LeBron James struggled with sudden fame after appearing on Sports Illustrated's cover as a 17-year-old and admits he smoked marijuana during his junior year in high school (ESPN)."

I wonder when he'll admit that he smokes pole?

Corie Blount Going To Jail

"Former NBA player and University of Cincinnati star Corie Blount was sentenced to one year in prison on Wednesday in a plea arrangement resulting from drug charges (ESPN)."

To be honest this guy is really lucky he didn't a much longer sentence. I am all for the legalization of pot, but this dude was caught with a total of 29 pounds of weed (no that is not a typo). 29 POUNDS!!!! That is fucking insane. The best part of this story is that Blount tried to tell the judge that this was for personal use for him and his friends....yea ok, I mean I know some pot heads, but no one needs 29 pounds! So, what did the judge have to say to that?

"Cheech and Chong would have had a hard time smoking that much," Hedric told Blount.

Here is what they took from him....

Just another shithead Bearcat.

Percy Harvin Fails Drug Test

"Wide receivers Percy Harvin and Brandon Tate tested positive for marijuana during February's NFL scouting combine in Indianapolis, two sources told FOXSports.com. The news could be potentially damaging to the wide receivers' stock during this weekend's NFL draft (ESPN)."

How fucking stupid do you have to be to smoke weed coming up to the draft? Harvin was going to be a first round pick, but now we knocked right out of the first round. Tate was a later round pick, but still these guys just cost themselves a lot of money, and for what? To get high for a night? Think of all the weed you could buy if they just could have held off a little longer. Anyways, I don't want to go on too much of a rant, because it seems like the positive drug test for Raji was fake, and I guess you just never know where these reports come from, but this is definitely something to keep an eye on with the draft approaching this weekend.

Nebraska Man Stuffs Cat Inside Bong

"A man who tried to mellow out his cat by stuffing her into a homemade bong is facing criminal charges—and catcalls from animal lovers. Authorities cited a 20-year-old man on suspicion of animal cruelty Sunday after catching him smoking marijuana from a contraption that had a cat stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base (FoxNews)."

What I want to know is if this worked. Like if I have a really hyper dog, do I just need to get him stoned? Oh man you know PETA is going to have this guys balls. Usually I wouldn't care, because I fucking hate cats, but that homemade bong looks like a casket, and he is real lucky it didn't die.

I'm Pretty Sure This Is A Bad Idea

In this video is a black guy with a bunch of weed talking some nonsense, and then he walks down stairs and meets up with Justin Fargas of the Raiders. I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm pretty sure it's a bad idea to be caught on camera with these guys. Ask Michael Phelps, but hell what do I know.

Remember, if you go to this party bring your guns and your lungs.

Huge Stash of Hash Found in Ancient Tomb

Fox News Reports the Following...

"An ancient Caucasian people, probably the Indo-European-speaking Yuezhi whose fair-haired mummies keep turning up in Xinjiang province, seem to have buried one of their shamans with a whopping 789 grams of high-potency pot 2,700 years ago.

That's about 28 ounces of killer green bud, worth perhaps $8,000 at today's street prices, and enough to keep Harold and Kumar happy for a couple of days.

"It was common practice in burials to provide materials needed for the afterlife," lead author Ethan B. Russo, a practicing neurologist and prominent medicinal-marijuana advocate based in Missoula, Mont., tells the Canadian Press. "No hemp or seeds were provided for fabric or food. Rather, cannabis as medicine or for visionary purposes was supplied."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,460425,00.html

this is what im fucking talking about people. Pot is not a big deal. As a humbly retired pot head, i have much expertise in this area. The drug is not that bad, straight up...its really not even a 'drug'. it is less harmful than alcohol, and many of the other man man pharmaceuticals out there. Its so good to hear about ancient civilizations being down with weed. however, when they uncovered this tomb they didn't find any rolling papers, bongs, or any other smoking devices...which i found peculiar. Maybe he was just waiting until the afterlife to spark that shit.
Anyway, smoke if you got em.


**DuelingCouches does not condone nor promote the use of illegal narcotics in anyway.**

Hero of the Day

27-year-old Shawn Alexander Pannullo.

On Monday in Florida this amazingly genius (and may I add, generous) man offered the McDonald's drive-thru cashier weed in exchange for a delicious value meal. Unfortunately he found the absolute worst fast food employee on earth and the guy called the cops on him.

Boo to you, sir.

Chalmers Sent Home

Multiple sites are reporting that Mario Chalmers was sent home from the NBA's mandatory rookie transition program for violating unspecified league rules. There are rumors going around it was because he had pot in his room. I really liked this guy, and wanted the Celtics to get him, but know I guess it is a good thing they didn't. Though, I do believe that most of the NBA players smoke weed, but probably not at a mandatory camp.

**UPDATE** Darrell Arthur (also from Kansas) was caught with weed. Chalmers and Arthur will be fined $20,000 and suspended for the beginning of the season

-BMack