Percy Harvin Collapses At Practice

Percy Harvin experienced the scariest episode yet in a career plagued by migraine headaches when he collapsed at Vikings practice yesterday and was taken to a hospital by ambulance.

From everything I am reading he is doing OK, but he was shaking right before he collapsed. This has to be scary for the Vikings, their fans, and of course Percy Harvin. He has suffered from migraines his entire career, but this is the first time it was been this extreme. The shaking has to be a huge concern, because that has to be something is seriously wrong upstairs. I really hope they figure this out, because it is ruining a career that could be pretty special, and the Vikings really can't afford to lose him.

Favre's Gayness Gives Harvin Headaches

Percy Harvin has had migraines all season, and even though he had thought he had them under control they came back this week. Terrible timing for the Vikings and Harvin. So what causes these migraines? Well no one really knows, but I have a good guess.

I am thinking it is Brett Favre. There were no reports that Harvin suffered from these headaches before Favre showed up. The season went on, and my guess is that Harvin ignored Favre, thus the headaches went away, but then Favre had to go and be a youtube sensation by ripping off "pants on the ground" from American Idol (if you want to see the video CLICK HERE----Yea, very gay).

Well there you have it. There is really no point to this post other then to warn all of you that Favre's gayness causes extreme headaches, but then again if you have watched ESPN at all over the past 4-5 years you probably have one already.

Harvin Agrees To Contract With Vikings

Percy Harvin, Vikings agree on 5-year deal. I'm not sure for how much money, but I'm pretty sure it will be more than a majority of NFL players. I was unsure how Harvin was going to fit into the Vikings offensive plans, but I bet he can be used in that Reggie Bush role. Whether it be Tarvarus Jackson or Sage Rosenfels under center for the Vikings he will help facilitate the offense a lot. If he gets 15-20 touches a game this offense will be like a mini Saints team. Two things will happen with Percy this year either he has around 500 rushing, 500 receiving yard year, or will be injured all year.

Percy Harvin Fails Drug Test

"Wide receivers Percy Harvin and Brandon Tate tested positive for marijuana during February's NFL scouting combine in Indianapolis, two sources told FOXSports.com. The news could be potentially damaging to the wide receivers' stock during this weekend's NFL draft (ESPN)."

How fucking stupid do you have to be to smoke weed coming up to the draft? Harvin was going to be a first round pick, but now we knocked right out of the first round. Tate was a later round pick, but still these guys just cost themselves a lot of money, and for what? To get high for a night? Think of all the weed you could buy if they just could have held off a little longer. Anyways, I don't want to go on too much of a rant, because it seems like the positive drug test for Raji was fake, and I guess you just never know where these reports come from, but this is definitely something to keep an eye on with the draft approaching this weekend.

Harvin To Go Pro

Florida athlete Percy Harvin announced he was going pro. The reason I call Harvin an athlete is because he didn't really have a designated position. He plays runningback and wide receiver for Florida. His big play potential will definitely get NFL scouts salivating, but I just don't see him doing anything in the NFL. He is like a mediocre Reggie Bush. Some team will draft him at the end of the first round because of his potential, but hes going to suck in the NFL. i think he left Florida early because he couldn't stand that faggot Tebow.

#11 Florida over #3 LSU

Last night the #11 Florida Gators not just beat the #4 LSU Tigers, they swamped them 51-21. Now don't let those 21 LSU points fool you, Florida's defense shut down the LSU run game and Sophomore LSU QB Jarrett Lee could not handle the speed of the game. Those 21 points were almost gimmi points. On the flip-side, the Florida offense looks rejuvenated. Whether your a Florida fan or a Florida hater, you have to agree or at least consider that this is the fastest most explosive offense in college football. Without the stunning loss to Ole' Miss, Florida would without a doubt be top 3 in the AP ranks come monday. The pride of #4 LSU is always their stellar defense; that stellar defense allowed Florida to rush 41 times for 265 yards including 129 yards on 10 rushes to true Freshman RB Jeff Demps; Tebow completed 14 of 21 for 210 yards and 2 TD's; Percy Harvin had 6 receptions for 112 yards and 2 TD's.

With this big SEC win, not only does Tim Tebow throw his name back in the Hiesman mystery this season but the Gators are back in the top 10 and can have their sites on making a run to the national championship. The defeats of #1 Oklahoma and #3 Missouri give teams such as #8 USC, #10 Georgia and #11 Florida life. Florida's toughest opponent the remainder of the season is Georgia followed by Vanderbuilt (Florida could meet Alabama in the SEC Championship). With Tim Tebow's promise, last night's domination of one of the top teams in the top NCAA conference, and a schedule that they could win out...do not count Florida out of the mix because of a blocked extra point, this Gators team is among the few NCAA elite.



On a side note: Bob owes me a six pack of Shipyard Pumpkinhead Ale on this game, insult to injury but a bets' a bet

-Beerman