Tigers Cabrera Enters Rehab

"Miguel Cabrera arrived at spring training Thursday for the first time since he was arrested last week on suspicion of drunken driving and promptly apologized as Major League Baseball said he will undergo treatment set up by doctors administered by management and its players' union." ESPN

Baseball is a weird sport where if you can show up and play and be a coke head, booze bag, or anything else it's cool. The only thing we're against is steroids. Miggy says he's entering rehab for his comical DUI arrest a couple weeks ago, but we all know he's not going to quit drinking, he's not going to be a gym rat, and he will be Manny Ramirez esk and rely on his talents to carry him. However, I think he can do it.

The Tigers will have an interesting year, because both the White Sox and the Twins have better teams.

Ted "The Voice" Williams Enters Rehab

Well, that sure didn't take very long.

"Ted Williams, the homeless "golden voice" internet sensation, voluntarily checked into substance abuse rehab for his alcohol and drug dependency after admitting on a television show that he was still drinking, a spokeswoman for "The Dr. Phil Show" said Wednesday.

The decision to seek professional help came after "a lengthy one-on-one conversation with Dr. Phil," show spokeswoman Stacey Luchs said in a written statement, referring to show host Phil McGraw (CNN)."

The other day I wrote about how he was held by police for a short time because he had an argument with his daughter and people complained about the noise. Now he has admitted that he is still drinking. The good news now is that he has people like Dr. Phil taking notice. Even though Dr. Phil drives me nuts, he has the money and resources to help this guy. We all can hear the talent he has, but if he doesn't straighten himself out he will be right back on the street.

Michael Beasley Is Super Cool Beas, Checks Into Rehab

I would really like to hate Michael Beasley, however, he does do a lot of awesome things, like love SpongeBob Squarepants, sleep with a giant Spongebob stuffed animal, and now he gets a pretty radical tattoo saying Super Cool Beas with glasses hanging down from the Super part.

***UPDATE***

Kinda funny twist to this story....

"A person briefed on the situation says Miami Heat forward Michael Beasley is battling depression-related issues and is being treated at a Houston rehabilitation facility. Beasley checked into the facility last week, the person told the Associated Press on Monday. The person spoke on condition of anonymity citing of privacy concerns (Sportsline)."

There are a lot of reports that say it is really for drugs. I guess Spongebob is a lot cooler on drugs...

One of our readers caught something

Jesus Shuttlesworth says...

look at the picture, check out the bottom right hand corner of the pic...

...hmmm, rehab for depression, huh? cause that looks like some weed and coke/pills...