Canseco Is Slang For Scum

"The Canseco brothers are now in a fight with celebrity boxing promoter Damon Feldman after Ozzie showed up as Jose for a scheduled fight and pretended to be his notorious twin brother, according to the South Florida Sun-Sentinel.

"A bait-and-switch," Feldman said. "I'm disgusted."

Fans at a Hard Rock nightclub Saturday in Hollywood, Fla., were able to point out the impostor due to a difference between Ozzie's and Jose's respective tattoos. Feldman claims he paid Jose $5,000 leading up to the fight with plans to pay him an additional $5,000 upon arrival. A disagreement over the money now remains between the two sides (ESPN)."

Hahaha, you have to laugh at this. Jose Conseco has to be one of the biggest scumbags on the planet. First off, it's fucking hilarious that this is the only way he can make money anymore. Didn't he get his ass kicked last time he fought. What a joke..

Second, he can't even show up to earn his money. Maybe he was embarrassed to get his ass kicked again. I mean from what I am hearing his brother is in better shape. Did he really think this was going to work? I know they are twins, but they really couldn't have thought they could pull this off. Did they really think no one would notice the different tattoos, ect.

Well at least he still has Celebrity Apprentice, and I'm sure VH1 will find another show to jump on to.

Last Story On Mark McGwire

McGwire denied that claim in an interview Monday night on the MLB Network, telling interviewer Bob Costas that it wasn't true and that Canseco must have made the claim to help sell "Juiced."

"I've got no problems with a few of the things he's saying, but again, it's ironic and strange that Mark McGwire denies that I injected him with steroids. He's calling me a liar again," Canseco said Tuesday on "The Waddle & Silvy Show" on ESPN 1000. "I've defended Mark, I've said a lot of good things about him, but I can't believe he just called me a liar.

"There is something very strange going on here, and I'm wondering what it is. I even polygraphed that subject matter, that I injected him, and passed it completely. So I want to challenge him on national TV to a polygraph examination. I want to see him call me a liar under a polygraph examination. ESPN

This is the last McGwire story I do for the rest of my life unless he dies. I am totally on Canseco's side right now. Jose might be a moron, need money, whatever, but the guy is spot on. McGwire is a scumbag and the only reason he ever admitted it was that he was coming back to the sport. What McGwire did was bullshit, his half assed apology can be thrown out as well. I believe he and Canseco had little injecting parties and no matter what anyone tells me I will never change my mind.

My Life Is A Joke: The Canseco Story

Sure is was right about basically everything that was going on with steroids, but Jose Canseco is still a complete joke....

"Former Oakland A's baseball slugger Jose Canseco came out swinging but didn't last long in his debut in mixed martial arts. Canseco was stopped by South Korean super heavyweight Hong Man Choi just 1 minute, 17 seconds into the first round at Yokohama Arena. The referee stopped the fight when the 7-feet-2, 330-pound Choi knocked Canseco to the mat and started punching his head (Sportsline)."

This guy will do anything to extend his fame another 30 secs. Did he really think he had any shot against this dude? I mean look that this pic...

I'll give Canseco credit for getting in the ring with this circus freak, but still it is just sad what Canseco will do for attention...

Jose Canseco to Fight MMA?

There has been increased speculation that Jose Canseco may actually be considering fighting mixed martial arts for the DREAM association, a competitor to the likes of UFC, Strikeforce, etc. DREAM already announced the bout between Canseco and his expected adversay Hong-Man Choi scheduled for May 26th. Canseco's Manager said DREAM had jumped the gun by officially announcing the fight, but stated it will most likely be a sure thing in about a week or so.

I think Canseco will actually do this. Despite being a snitch, he has told the truth for the most part, so I would assume he is ready to go through with this. He obviously needs the money, and he seems like he could hold his own in a fight. I personally would love to see Canseco get knocked on his ass.

Jose Canseco Outs Manny

I'm not denying Jose Canseco is a scumbag, but you have to give credit to the guy. Everything my former Cuban relative has said, has turned out to be true. He outed Steroids in baseball, and that came true. He outed A-Rod, and that is true. Recently Canseco said that Manny Ramirez is on that list of 104 players from 2003. And he is 90 percent sure. I don't want to believe Jose, but he has shown to be a credible source in the past. His reasoning is that is why he signed a one year contract, because the owners know.

The two faults I see in his argument was the reason he left in Boston/ Boras/ economy, the second fault is him saying the owners know the players on the list. If that was the case it would have been leaked in 3 seconds.

Either way, it will be interesting to see how this pans out. I personally think he is innocent.

Canseco Regrets Naming Names In His Book

"During the A&E Network's one-hour documentary, "Jose Canseco: The Last Shot," Canseco said he "regrets mentioning players [as steroid users]. I never realized this was going to blow up and hurt so many people (ESPN)."

Fuck you, you didn't know. Listen I don't like steroid users, but I hate rats even more. He sold out all his former teammates, and he should get whacked. I really hope this guy just goes away, and we never have to hear from him again. Canseco is a bad person, who only thinks about himself, hopefully he is lonely the rest of his life.

-BMack

Canseco Lasts 97 Seconds in Boxing Match

Jose Canseco fought Vai Sikahema, a former Philadelphia Eagle and amateur boxer, in a celebrity match in Atlantic City. Jose didn't even make it out of the first round before the referee stopped the fight. Sikahema is 7 inches shorter and 45 pounds lighter than Canseco, but he still thrashed him. Sikahema summed up Canseco beautifully after the fight:

"He's a very impressive-looking guy. But the guy is a walking corpse, because he's rotted inside out. He's a pathetic figure."



-The Captain