Why Not?

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What the Egyptions Can't Play Smear the Queer Now?

So Anderson Cooper got punched in the head a few times, yawn. I grew up playing smear the queer in elementary school and I don't recall an international backlash. I thought this whole Egypt thing was about freedom and democracy and the right to earn more than 2 dollars a day. How are those poor people going to get any of this if we can't even allow them to play a silly school yard game.

The incident came as pro-Mubarak supporters attacked protesters calling for the Egyptian president to step down. Speaking on “American Morning” after the attack, Cooper said that he and his crew had been trying to go to a neutral zone between the two groups.
“We never got that far,” he said. “We were set upon by pro-Mubarak supporters punching us in the head.” Cooper said that he and the crew tried to escape, but that the crowd only grew: “the crowd kept growing, kept throwing punches, kicks…suddenly a young man would look at you and punch you in the face.”

Memo to AC360, that is generally how the game works.

Wow ...

Some people amaze me. A woman from Poland has taken an Egyptian hotel to court, insisting that her daughter became pregnant through the use of their swimming pool.
The 13-year-old girl returned from a holiday in Egypt pregnant, and the mother is sure the hotel pool is the cause.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska is seeking compensation, insisting that the girl became 'knocked up' because of supposed sperm present in the pool.

"The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there and is determined to go ahead with the case," said one travel industry source.

Hey, good luck!

Walk Like An Egyptian

"An Egyptian man, whose family refused to give him permission to marry a girl he loved from a lower class family, cut off his own penis to spite them.

The 25-year-old laborer from a prominent family in the province of Qena, one of Egypt poorer and most conservative regions, had unsuccessfully petitioned his father for two years to marry the girl before he heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ and mutilated his testicles.

The young man was in stable condition in the hospital after the incident. Doctors were unable to reattach the severed member.

Marriages in some parts of Egypt are between similar social classes and are rarely for love."

WTF is wrong with people. Just take the loss man! Marry someone of a HIGHER social class and maybe your life won't suck as bad. This dude went too far and straight Lorena Bobbited HIMSELF. FAIL!