New Twist On The Brandon Davies Story

A site called FratHouseSports.com has shed some light on the whole Brandon Davies vs. BYU story. If you don't know the leading rebounder on BYU was kicked off the team for having sex with his girlfriend. Well the story gets way more juicey, as it turns out he had a girl on the side, and she is pregnant. Think that's bad? Oh, we're just getting started...

It turns out this girl's (Utah Valley University student Jayci Stephen, pic above) father is a former bishop (at BYU) and sent her to Utah because he felt she was getting into too much trouble in SoCal. Yikes.

At least now this story makes a lot more sense. I mean, what could BYU do? They couldn't just ignore this situation, and there is no way this former bishop was not going to throw a fit. Now, I have to caution that this story is from a blog, and could be untrue. This site uses her tweets as evidence, but I didn't really learn much from them.

Their "source" told them "that “Brandon and Jayci are extremely close and keep in contact and are handling the situation to the best of their ability”. The two have been seeing each other “for only 3-4 months and have no plans of getting married” now that a baby is on it’s way. And while “Jayci is excited” about the pregnancy our sources tell us “the family is NOT happy at all (FratHouseSports).

Nice To See Elijah Dukes Turned His Life Around

Or not...

"Former Major League Baseball player Elijah Dukes is accused of aggravated battery of a pregnant woman. Hillsborough County Jail records show Dukes is being held without bond after his arrest Wednesday. He also was arrested on charges of driving with a license that has been suspended or revoked and a contempt of court warrant (CBS Sports)."

This guy needs to be locked up. Dukes has been arrested at least three times for battery, and once for assault. he has threatened to beat his wife and children in the past, and now it seems he has finally done it. It's really too bad, because this kid had all the talent in the world, but decided to be an asshole instead.

I guess it could go back to his father who was convicted of second-degree murder in 1996. Still, that doesn't excuse beating pregnant woman, and I hope they lock this guy up and throw away the key.

Tom Brady Has Another Boy

"Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and his supermodel spouse Gisele Bundchen have a baby boy. Speaking at his weekly press conference this morning, Brady confirmed the birth and said mother and child are doing well, but he didn't get much sleep. A source close to Bundchen also told us that the Brazilian beauty's mom and at least a few of her sisters were at her bedside when she delivered the baby. Other details of the birth, which was first reported by People.com, as well as the baby's name have not been disclosed.

Bill Belichick said this morning that Brady will practice and play as usual this week. The coach was typically stonefaced even as he talked about his QB's baby. Asked if No. 12's availability would be affected, Belichick said, simply, "No (Boston.com)."

Don't have a lot to say about this other then I am glad he is not missing any practice time (Lord knows the Patriots need all they can get), and this will be the most unattractive, untalented, geek the world has ever seen.

A Question To Ponder...

Why is it when your wife gets pregnant all her friends rub her belly and say "congratulations".

Yet nobody rubs your pecker and says "Good Job"?

Shooting A Pregnant Woman Joke

(Calm down it's not as bad as you think)

There was once a woman who was pregnant with triplets. As she walked through a park, a mugger came out, shot her three times in the stomach, nicks her things and runs away. She is taken to hospital, and is told that all three babies are unhurt. However the doctor couldn’t remove the three bullets, without severely harming the babies.

16 years later, her three children are upstairs. One of the girls runs down crying her eyes out, saying ´´Mum, I’ve just been for a wee, and a bullet fell out´´ So the mum calms her down, and tells them what happened 16 years ago.

A week later, another one of the girls runs up to the mum, crying, saying ´´Mum, I’ve just been for a wee, and a bullet fell out´´ So, the mum calmed her down, and again told the story of what happened 16 years ago.

Another week later, the son runs up to the mum, crying his eyes out. Saying.. ´´MUM!´..´´ but before he could finish, the mum says ´´Yes, I know, you went for a wee and a bullet came out.´´ He replies, ´´No, I was playing with myself, and I shot the dog.´´

Wow ...

Some people amaze me. A woman from Poland has taken an Egyptian hotel to court, insisting that her daughter became pregnant through the use of their swimming pool.
The 13-year-old girl returned from a holiday in Egypt pregnant, and the mother is sure the hotel pool is the cause.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska is seeking compensation, insisting that the girl became 'knocked up' because of supposed sperm present in the pool.

"The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there and is determined to go ahead with the case," said one travel industry source.

Hey, good luck!

Who Doesn't Like A Knocked-Up Daughter Joke?

A 17 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy test. The test is positive. Shouting, swearing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the bastard that did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account."

He continues: "If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him "You fuck her again..."

Gisele's Pregnant

"Someone wasn’t telling the truth, and now we know it was Tom Brady. Two weeks ago, the Pats quarterback assured a crowd of reporters that his new bride, Gisele Bundchen, was not pregnant. “One is enough,” said Brady. Oh, really? A source close to Bundchen told us yesterday that the supermodel is, indeed, pregnant, and People.com also swears it’s so. Our source merely said: “And, yes, she’s pregnant.” People.com says the couple is “ecstatic” and Bundchen is due early next year. This week, the Brazilian beauty was back in her native country for Sao Paulo Fashion Week, and apparently showed signs of being pregnant. The Brazilian website Glamurama.com.br reports that Bundchen was feeling nauseated backstage at the Colcci fashion show, and the supermodel’s sister Patricia had this cryptic comment: “"Everybody will see when Gisele is pregnant because that's just a natural thing." Reps for Brady and Bundchen were mum today (Boston.com)."

Will probably be the most unattractive, unathletic kid ever....

NOOOOOOO!!!!

Candace Parker is preggo

I'm fucking pissed. I know there was speculation on her cheating on me with Sheldon Williams, but getting pregnant by him is inexcusable. I can't believe she did that after she won the rookie of the year and MVP. It looks like she is going to take the year off and then team up with Lisa Leslie to try to win the WNBA title.