Why Not?

Why not have two churches across the street from each other; one that has a sense of humor, one that doesn't. I found this here.

-The Commodore

The Rapture..... Really?

So tomorrow is it ladies and gentleman, the Rapture.

Here's what the definition is:
The Rapture is a reference to the being caught up referred to in the Biblical passage 1 Thess 4:17 when in the End Times the Christians will be gathered together in the air to meet Christ.

So all of us sinners I guess are going to stay here on earth for torment when all of you goody two shoes are going to disappear to kick it with Jesus. What do I think about all of this.... BRING IT ON!

I'd love to see you torment me more than I go through now, you want real torment try working where I work that's torture enough. If God or anyone really wanted me to go through torture, it's basically leave it at the status quo. I dare you God to try to find something worse than this, I would be willing to take on the plague, locusts, and whatever you throw at me compared to my day to day activity with what I'm doing now.

or I'll just move back to New Orleans and willingly go through the rapture again. But at least your drunk when you go through that.

If Facebook Had Been Around

Trade Your Bible For Porn

There are certain news stories that just leave me speechless. This happens to be one of them...

A Texas college campus is locked in a fierce debate after a group of students launched the "smut for smut" campaign, trading bibles and other religious texts for porn, MyFoxSanAntonio.com reported. Atheist students at the University of Texas at San Antonio announced that any student over the age of 18 will receive pornographic materials if they trade in religious materials, according to MyFoxSanAntonio.com. Leaders of this atheist campaign allege that porn is no worse than what's written in religious texts.

Yea...I feel like I shouldn't touch this story, but I am. Sorry baby Jesus.

I actually don't like this, and I am not religious in the least. The reason I am against this is just because there is no reason for these people to be doing this other then to get a bunch of Bible waving weirdos pissed off. Like I said, I am not religious, but I do think people can believe in whatever the hell they want, and this is just a sad attempt to alienate a whole group of people. It also really gives a bad name to Atheists, with the whole promoting porn thing (who do they think they are...us?).

So, do I think it's funny? Yes, and I would love to see these rednecks get their panties in a twist over this, but still it is unnecessary.

Yea, You Can't Do This

Christians in India are outraged after a picture showing Jesus Christ holding a beer can and a cigarette was discovered in primary school textbooks. Usually in these types of situations I say to lighten up, but you just can't do this. Why would you put that picture in a textbook? It just doesn't make any sense other then attempting to start a riot.

Anyways, they have banned these textbooks, and I am sure there will be endless lawsuits.

Pedro Gets One More Chance

Pedro Martinez, a.k.a. God's chosen vessel on Earth, the radiant one who shines his light on all of us, will get another chance to pitch on the biggest stage in baseball. The Phillies extended the World Series with their 8-6 win last night. Pedro will take the mound for them in Game 6.

It'll be cold in New York, mid 40's around game time. Pedro pitched decently in his Game 2 start, but wasn't able to go very deep into the game. The Phillies' offense was shut down by AJ Burnett.

Pedro will be up against Andy Pettitte, who'll be on 3 days rest. We just saw AJ Burnett on 3 days rest, and it wasn't too pretty. Maybe the 37 year old Pettitte will also struggle. Pedro will be going on full rest.

Go Phillies!



-The Commodore

Curt Shilling For Senate Update

WEEI is reporting that Curt Schilling will not run for the vacant Senate seat thus proving there is a God.

Reason 7093 To Never Go To Jackson (Pearl) Mississippi

Yesterday I checked into the Comfort Inn in Pearl Mississippi which is right next to Jackson (the Capitol). The hotel was OK and everything seemed to be normal until night hit. My Uncle, Gill and I went to a restaurant only to find out that they didn't serve beer and alcohol in this city. WTF. I can't even get into the city I am trying to move into because it may get destroyed and they are going to deny me a beer at dinner. Fuck That.

Then I thought. You know whose fault this is? Yup, you got it. The big guy, GOD.

After Michael Moore's comments yesterday this was my final straw with the big guy.

We did drive 15 minutes down the rode and found a Mexican restaurant that served beer and it was delicious and cold on my tongue.