I DO NOT WANT CARLOS BELTRAN ANYMORE

HOLY MOLEY!

I entertained the idea of Carlos Beltran on the Sox. I thought he would be a good addition but check that fucking mole out, it's disgusting. I would not want to have to pretend that thing wasn't taking up 70% of his face. It's gross, I will gladly put up with JD Drew and D Mac than have to deal with that.

I don't know about you guys but a couple things in life freak me out, ketchup, the feel of nylons and fucking big disgusting moles. I bet it has little hairs coming out of it too.... Why doesn't he just remove that shit, I'm sure it can't be healthy.

Fuck, how did I not notice that before.

Man The Yankees Sure Know How To Fill The Stands

Are you fucking kidding me Yankees? This is embarrassing. It's opening day and this is what you give to the world. Honestly, how can you all be so quick to mention 27 championships and forget to show up to OPENING DAY.

I guess they are already flying the white flag because Carl Crawford, Adrian Gonzalez or Cliff Lee are not walking through that door. The Yankees won yesterday, so what. This is a piss poor effort put forward by the most obnoxious fans in the world.

Ridiculous.

Shawn Marion's Finger Is Gross

I just saw this on ESPN, and that thing is fucking gross. I guess he has jammed and dislocated so many time that it is permanently like that. I can't believe that he just leaves it like that. He says he has no plans to get it fixed, because he has full movement, but one would think once he retires he would get that thing fixed. Anyways, just something to watch for if you ever have a Mavs game on.

Gross!!!!!!!