Back When The Simpsons Didn't Suck

The Simpsons were a generation defining show. They suck now. They got too preachy, the jokes got too simple, too predictable and telegraphed. Marge and Lise grew more annoying with each season. I don't watch episodes and haven't for years, but this I could watch this clip a million times and it will always make me laugh and remember the good old days.

It'll even make me laugh in German.

-The Commodore

The WTF Story Of The Day

"Marge Simpson has gone where no animated character has gone before - on the cover of Playboy magazine. As part of The Simpsons' 20th anniversary shenanigans, Marge has been honored with both the November 2009 cover and a three-page pictorial (that's what they call photo spreads in Playboy) featuring Marge in various states of undress. How did this come about? Well, let's just say the new CEO of Playboy's name is Scott Flanders. Yes, Flanders (Foxnews)."

WTF. I read on and apperently they are doing a nude spread of Marge Simpson. Why? I don't get it, but to me it seems like the Simpsons are reaching for rating, and Playboy is just trying to do something news worthy...kind of sad.

Anyways, if you were going to do this shouldn't it be like Jessica Rabbit or Lois Griffin?

Teen Used Snake As Jump Rope

"Pittsburgh police say a high school student is facing charges for using a biology class snake as a jump rope. Police say the incident happened Monday at Taylor Allderdice High School, according to KDKA-TV. Police aren't identifying the 17-year-old suspect because he's being charged in juvenile court. The boy will be charged with theft and cruelty to animals. The animal survived the ordeal and was being examined by a veterinarian (FoxNews)."

I am all about the protection of animals and stuff, but I fucking hate snakes. They are evil, they look evil, and they serve no purpose in my life other then making me scared to shit in a desert. Fuck snakes. I want to shake this kids hand, but imagine being in this class? The teacher must have flipped shit for this to become such a big deal. It is a fucking snake...in my opinion "whacking day" from the Simpsons should be a real day....

Homer Simpson

I don't care what anyone says...I still love The Simpsons.

-BMack