Another Endorsement , Kinda?

As I was calling the URI vs Umass game last night, I saw the Minutemen stretching in front of the WRIU press table. I locked eyes with Gary Forbes, and made the "moose hands" at him:

At first he looked pissed, then gave a little chuckle.

Well what do you know? At the end of the game, right after URI blew it, the 28th leading scorer in the country, Mr. Forbes, ran up to me and gave me the "moose hands" back with an arrogant smurk. When I caught up with Gary he said, "I was thinking of doing it back to you the whole game." I'm glad he was thinking of me the throughout a close and important match, because it gave me a glimpse of happiness during a painfully irritating time. However, the most breaking news was that Forbes gave me his autograph and before his name he wrote, "Dave is way better than Bob." I don't know whether or not that's an endorsement for D.C., but I do know it's an endorsement for me over Bob, which is almost better and certainly sweeter.

98 Umass 91 URI

Once again I am dissappointed by the basketball team. They dont deserve any of the fan support they are getting. Two straight sellouts this week, two choke jobs. I cannot believe that this team went from being a possible 5 seed in the tournament, to probably not even making the tournament anymore! They have lost 4 of their last 5 because they have been playing good teams. Jim Baron is an awful in game coach and last night showed it again. His substitution patterns are ridiculous. I cannot believe how many times Umass got penetration and scored on easy floaters and layups. It seemed almost everytime that Lowe would just dribble right by Parfait and score. Cmon Baron, clog the lane, play the zone, do something! The turning point in this one was definetely when Seawrong is dribbling the ball at the top of the key, turns it over and then committs the intentional foul. He costs us 5 points right there, as we were only down
one with the ball, going to down six with the ball. Game. Set. Season. I guess this team wants to play in front of half full stadiums for the rest of the Jim Baron era.

FUCK YOU JIM BARON....you are the definition of mediocrity
FUCK YOU KAHEIM SEAWRIGHT..are you a seinor yet?
FUCK YOU REFS....looked like morons on national TV

THANK YOU STUDENTS AND FANS..provided a great atmosphere only to have it ruined by the team.
THANK YOU WILL DANIELS...your the man, you score almost everytime you touchthe ball, but with the season on the line coach only plays you 29 minutes.

-Milk

URI-UMass Preview

Tomorow marks the University of Rhode Islands 27th game of the 07-08 basketball season. Compiling a 20-6 record so far, they look to put a staple win onto their resume, one that is lacking of those. They welcome Umass to Kingston for a 7pm contest, which will be televised nationally on ESPN2. Rhody really needs to win this one. Not only are the on national tv, they need to add a somewhat signature win to their resume to impress the selection commitee. I am sure they will be watching, as URI and Umass are both potential bubble teams. If URI loses this one, they are severe danger of not getting an at large bid. However if Rhody can win it like they SHOULD, hopes of dancing will be looking bright. The Rams will be looking to avenge a tight loss a couple weeks ago in Amherst. Maybe this will be the game when Baron Sr. finally comes to his senses and runs some plays to get Jimmy open, but dont count on it. I see them having no problem taking care of buisness at home, but this team has dissappointed me so many times over the past few years, I just cant be confident anymore. GO RHODY. Heres a little Hellenga karma for you.

URI- 78
UMass- 66

-Milk