BMack Officially On Suicide Watch

Yup, my days are numbered....

"There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for," the posting reads. "Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That's right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you'll be happy you read this, says the Center for Disease Control (FoxNews)."

They even rated the best car for a Zombie apocalypse (pic below)

I have always said that the second I see a zombie I am killing myself. There is absolutely no way I am fucking dealing with that shit, and now we got the CDC making Zombie apocalypse kits? This just brings me one step closer. There will be no grand last stand more me, I want no part of that mess, it just never seems to go very well.

I know this is all fun and games to them (CDC), and a way to get more attention to real "issues", but they should really realize what this does to a person like me.

Why Not?

Speaking of Nazis lets look at a clip of Dead Snow, the riveting story about Zombie Nazis:

Finally A Book That Speaks To Me

If you read this site then you would know nothing scares me more the zombies. It didn't used to be this way. Zombies and I were cool till they had to start hustling. I like slow moving zombies that really can only catch you if you are retarded or get cornered. Then they had to go and make them run crazy, and now I know I got no chance.

"This book details exactly what you need to do to avoid the fate of becoming zombie feed and to start your own organized resistance!" (NuCult.com)

Finally...I can sleep at night.

Why Not?

I know this was on yesterday. But Why Not watch a Zombie fight a Shark?