Oh, So That's What Happened to Hideki Irabu

Hideki Irabu was found dead, an apparent suicide in a home in Rancho Palos Verdes, a wealthy Los Angeles suburb. It is being reported that he hung himself.

If you can remember Hideki Irabu was basically the Yankees Dice-K (even called the Japanese Nolan Ryan). It was a huge deal when he came over, and he ended up being the worst pitcher ever (34-35 with a 5.15 ERA). Then it took a hysterical turn as not only was he bad, but George Steinbrenner used to refer to him as a fat toad.

He was a member of two Yankees teams that won the World Series, but his only postseason action was a single relief appearance in the 1999 AL Championship Series when Boston tagged him for 13 hits.

After he fell out of the majors Irabu's life feel apart. In August 2008, he was arrested in Japan for allegedly assaulting a bartender after drinking 20 mugs of beer. Police said he became angered after his credit card was rejected. In May 2010, Irabu was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol in Gardena, another Los Angeles suburb. Police said he was stopped after his car drifted outside of traffic lanes and he nearly collided with a parked car.

So, it's pretty obvious he had some kind of drinking problem, and it finally came to an end. I wish I could say there are some good memories of him, but the only good thing I can say is it was always entertaining to watch him as a Red Sox fan.

Why Not?

BMack Officially On Suicide Watch

Yup, my days are numbered....

"There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for," the posting reads. "Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That's right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you'll be happy you read this, says the Center for Disease Control (FoxNews)."

They even rated the best car for a Zombie apocalypse (pic below)

I have always said that the second I see a zombie I am killing myself. There is absolutely no way I am fucking dealing with that shit, and now we got the CDC making Zombie apocalypse kits? This just brings me one step closer. There will be no grand last stand more me, I want no part of that mess, it just never seems to go very well.

I know this is all fun and games to them (CDC), and a way to get more attention to real "issues", but they should really realize what this does to a person like me.

Gordon Ramsay Kills A Guy

Well not really, but this is kind of creepy...

"A New Jersey restaurateur once featured on Gordon Ramsay's "Kitchen Nightmares" -- and told by the TV chef that his debt-ridden eatery was "about to swim down the Hudson" -- was eerily found floating in the river after jumping off the George Washington Bridge.

Joseph Cerniglia, the 39-year-old owner of Campania in Fair Lawn, is the second chef to commit suicide after appearing on one of Ramsay's high-heat, reality-cooking series (foxnews)."

I actually don't blame Ramsay at all in this situation. Thee people know what they are getting into when they hire him to come in, so he shouldn't feel bad in the least. Plus the person this person had been living in Jersey for a while, and sometimes that can be reason enough.

I am actually surprised that their hasn't been an American Idol person who has killed themselves, because they bash a lot more people, and they all seem like they are on the verge after standing in line for 9 hours to get made fun of.

PSA: Don't Play For The Broncos

"Denver Broncos wide receiver Kenny McKinley was found dead in his home Monday in an apparent suicide.

Arapahoe County Sheriff Grayson Robinson said authorities were called to McKinley's home in Centennial at 3:35 p.m. local time and found his body in the second-floor master bedroom. He said detectives believe McKinley, 23, was killed by a self-inflicted gunshot wound (ESPN)."

A truly sad story, but what the fuck is going on in Denver? McKinley's death is the latest in a series of tragedies for the Broncos in recent years. Cornerback Darrent Williams was killed in a drive-by shooting on New Year's Day 2007 and 3 months later backup running back Damien Nash collapsed and died after a charity basketball game in St. Louis.

This is getting really odd. There are obviously all unrelated, but how much bad luck can 1 team have? Must really suck to be part of this organization over the past 3+ years.

DC Writers Go On Suicide Watch

We'll see if we're back Monday.

Chinese Worker Kills Self Over Missing iPhone

"An employee at a factory that makes iPhones in China killed himself after a prototype went missing, and Apple Inc. responded Wednesday by saying its suppliers are required to treat workers with dignity and respect (FoxNews)."

Well the Chinese always have honor. Honestly if this was a guy in the US he would lie till he was either fired, in jail, or got away with it. In China? They kill themselves...I wonder if he did it with a sword?

Selfish Suicide

Times Online reports:
'A 19-year-old man in Florida committed suicide live on the internet as hundreds of web surfers watched - taunting him and offering encouragement.

Abraham K. Biggs, from Broward County, Florida, announced his intention on an online forum, posted a suicide note on another and then took an overdose of pills in front of his webcam, broadcasting his final moments on Justin.tv.

Mr Biggs lay on his bed motionless for several hours before members of the website became alarmed. With the video still streaming, viewers eventually called the local police, who broke down the door, found the body and switched off the camera. Up to 1,500 people were viewing, according to one report.'

So ya, this guy was depressed enough to off himself, but not depressed enough to put on a show to the internet world. Why couldnt he just do it in the privacy of his home, and wrap his lips around a revolver like a normal human being.

I hate selfish people.

Nobody Likes a Quitter Isiah

Reports are surfacing that Isiah Thomas has come to the realization that after doing nothing right since his playing days (literally, I don't think the guy has had a successful day since he was a Piston) life just ain't worth living.

Ok, maybe that's not exactly what these reports are saying but why let facts get in the way of a good story? Where is the fun in that? Anyhow, police allegedly responded to Thomas' home shortly after 12:00 Am this morning after it had been reported that Zeke had washed a few too many Ambien's down with his nightly magnum of Yellow Tail.

This is where DP steps in: I am not one to laugh about other people's misfortune but.... HA. This in my eye's is better that Terrell Owens trying to kill himself. I hate Isiah Thomas he was a shitty coach, a shitty GM, and a shitty person. He completely destroyed the New York Knicks franchise until 2093. He failed bringing the Knicks to glory and he failed at killing himself and failed to inbound the ball that Bird stole and then passed it in to DJ. Story of his life.

Madison Square Garden refused to comment other than to say Isiah is fine and the Police Chief would only acknowledge they were at Thomas' home. On the police call, a dispatcher mentioned a 46-year-old male. Thomas is 47.

and the Police report said, "Former Knicks coach Isiah Thomas was taken to the hospital early today after overdosing on sleeping pills at his Westchester home, a source told The Post.
Thomas, 47, was taken to White Plains Hospital Center after Harrison police and an ambulance crew were summoned to his Purchase home at about midnight. NYP"