Ted Williams Gets Job

The Homeless man with the golden voice got a job with the Cleveland Cavaliers and good he should. When you have a voice like that he should have a voice in Radio.

“The Cleveland Cavaliers just offered me a full-time job and a house! A house! A house!,” repeated a stunned Williams, 71, 53, on local radio station WNCI. [video of the latest interviews below]

A caller to the show who said she represented the Cavs offered Williams a full-time job doing voiceover work for the team and parent company and a free home in Cleveland.

The Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn, native trained to be a radio announcer before drugs and alcohol ruined his chances at a career, and he was reduced to begging on the side of a road in Columbus, Ohio, before the newspaper found him.

Local police would refer to Williams as “Radio man,” when chasing him from his usual begging spots, where he earned around $30 an hour, Williams said.

Pretty good deal for someone who was asking for change days before.

Normal Story With An Interesting Twist

This story starts off like a normal sad news story...

"Police in South Carolina said a man allegedly stabbed his roommate during an argument."

Very normal, shit happens, people snap, they are from the south. I am surprised it wasn't a shooting, but whatever. But here is when the story starts getting interesting...

"stabbed his roommate during an argument about how loud he was being during sex."

Ok, a little strange. But still somewhat normal. Then this bomb is dropped...

"how loud he was being during sex with a homeless woman."

Wait what? Why is the dude banging homeless people. Sorry, but there's no such thing as a hot homeless woman. Why? Because if your hot, someone will put a roof over your head. Anyways, I think this guy may have been pissed that his roommate let a homeless person in his house, and then add on top of it the fact that his roommate then start loudly fucking a woman who was most likely living in a dumpster the night before.

My opinion, since he only stabbed him in the hand, I think they should let this guy off. That way this fucking weirdo will learn from his mistakes.

Money To Good Use

Cost of a bowl of soup at homeless shelter $0.00

Having Michelle Obama Serve you your soup $0.00

Snapping a picture of a homeless person who is receiving government funded meal while taking a picture of the first lady using his $500 Blackberry....Priceless

I'd Give This Guy .98 Cents

Homeless

Why Not?

Why not have a sense of humor, even if you're homeless?

I would totally give this guy at least 10 bucks.

-BMack