Shin-Soo Choo Escapes Military Service

We talked about this briefly before, since Shin-Soo Choo is from South Korea he is obligated to serve 2 years in their military. There is one way out, and that is to win a gold medal at the Asian games. South Korea beat Taiwan for gold at the Asian games yesterday, so he is likely to freed from that responsibility.

That is kind of fucked up when you think about. I mean any normal person has no shot of getting out of service, but he can because he can hit a ball well. Then again, it's kind of fucked up to force your people into the military anyways. The good news here is the city of Cleveland doesn't lose their best athlete (wow that is sad).

A Good Joke To Make Me Forget About The Patriots

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks.

He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?"

The sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the man have natural sexual urges, so when they do, we have the camel".

The Captain said, "Well if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me."

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the Captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"

The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the Captain's quarters. The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel.

As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town".

Self Defense

Why Not Go Rambo?

Robots That Eat Humans...Great

So what does your government spend your tax dollars on????

"It could be a combination of 19th-century mechanics, 21st-century technology — and a 20th-century horror movie. A Maryland company under contract to the Pentagon is working on a steam-powered robot that would fuel itself by gobbling up whatever organic material it can find — grass, wood, old furniture, even dead bodies. Animal and human corpses contain plenty of energy, and they'd be plentiful in a war zone (FoxNews)."

FUCK THAT!!!!!!! I have seen the Matrix movie nothing good comes from this. Soon the machine won't differentiate between dead and alive bodies, and I think we all know what happens then...