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Showing posts with label Skating. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Skating. Show all posts

Monday, January 25, 2010

Nancy Kerrigan's Life Really Sucks


News has come out that Nancy Kerrigan's brother beat their father to death. This is obviously still under investigation, but he has already been picked up, and reports are out that he is an unemployed plumber and an Army veteran with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder who regularly receives counseling, which has all the makings of someone who is just going to snap.

Anyways, after getting clubbed at the Olympics and now her father has been beaten to death by her own brother, you have to ask why all these terrible things keep happening to her, and with that I have nothing else to say on this topic.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Ice Skating Bear Kills Russian Circus Worker


You just can't make stuff like this up....

"A bear on ice skates attacked two people during rehearsals at a circus in Bishkek, the capital of Kyrgyzstan, killing one of them, Kyrgyz officials said Friday. In the incident, which happened Thursday, the 5-year-old animal killed the circus administrator, Dmitry Potapov, and mauled an animal trainer, who was attempting to rescue him.

"The incident occurred during a rehearsal by the Russian state circus company troupe which was performing in Bishkek with the program, Bears on Ice," Ministry of Culture and Information director Kurmangazy Isanayev told reporters.

It is unclear what caused the bear to attack Potapov, 25, nearly severing one of his legs while dragging him across the ice by his neck. Medical personnel were unable to save Potapov, who died at the scene. The 29-year-old circus trainer Yevgeny Popov, who attempted to rescue Potapov, was also severely injured, according to doctors.

"The victim has sustained serious injuries - deep scalp lacerations, bruising of the brain, lacerations on his body. His condition is considered critical," Dr. Gulnara Tashibekova told reporters on Russian state television.

After the incident, the circus was cordoned off by police and emergency service workers. Experts have been brought in to examine the bear, which was shot and died at the scene. Russia has a long-standing tradition of training bears to perform tricks such as riding motorcycles, ice skating, and playing hockey. Fatal attacks are unusual (CNN)."

You know what? Good. Bears shouldn't be on skates. Honestly, they were probably swinging the bear around, and he got freaked the fuck out. I am glad this happened. The only part that makes me sad is the bear died, because it is really not its fault a bunch of dumb Ruski motherfuckers decided it was a good idea to be a 500 pound bear on skates...

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Boobs Make Skating Better

A lot of people have clever things and a story about this. I just wanted to show a wardrobe malfunction.

Here is the Real Pic