A Women's Sport Worthwhile

Lingerie Basketball, I would totally support this over the WNBA. Actually I would be pumped if this actually replaced the WNBA, except replaced most WNBA players with hot women.

If I were to create a lingerie basketball league this would be my starting line up:

PG: Nikki "Hoopz" Alexander
SG: Beyonce Knowles
SF: Jennifer Love Hewitt
PF: Kate Upton
C: Candace Parker

My rational behind this roster is to involve looks and a winning mentality. Hoopz is Shaq's girlfriend and played some ball back n the day and Candace Parker would obviously be there too because she may be the best looking WNBA player and if you have a solid PG/C combo, you are on your way. Beyonce I have in there because she seems very athletic and would trust her to get all Sasha Fierce out there. I have Jennifer Love Hewitt in there because I need the veteran presence and she's still got it. Every guy my age has always wanted to see her in lingerie so this is the last opportunity to see it, also with her weight fluctuation she could gobble up some rebounds. Kate Upton makes sense because Kate's tall and you know it's Kate Upton involving jumping.

10 quick reasons the WNBA should quit

1. Women can't drive cars...thus they can't drive the lane.

2. You know your basketball league sucks when half the superstars are white.

3. If your a pro and you can't dunk...you look dumb.

4. Women should be cleaning more than just the boards.

5. No one cares...maybe 2%...honestly.

6. You couldn't even deserve your own quick tab on ESPN.com or CBSSsportsline.com.

7. I can't name 10 WNBA players.

8. Even women admit the league sucks and is awful.

9. Are you even televised anymore?

10. Even your team names are girly.

Diana Taurasi Was Really, Really Drunk

Mercury star Diana Taurasi faces three drunken driving related charges, including extreme DUI, for a July 2 incident in which she also was cited for speeding.

A Phoenix police report released Tuesday shows Taurasi's blood-alcohol level was 0.17 percent, or more than twice the Arizona legal limit of 0.08 percent. ESPN

If this were Bob or any of our other writers they would be trashing the WNBA, however, I'm a supporter. I never have really watched any games, but players like Taurasi, Leslie, and obviously my girl Candace Parker are somewhat entertaining. I remember Taurasi dropping threes for that legendary UConn team, and it is too bad a predominant WNBA brings disgrace to the sport. Actually, I'm ridiculously sick right now, and the WNBA is terrible.

My Girl Candace Rocks

Preceding tip-off in San Antonio, Los Angeles Sparks forward Candace Parker will receive the league's Most Valuable Player award, The Los Angeles Times reported. Parker would become the first WNBA player to win MVP and the rookie of the year award in the same season.

How badass is she? My dream girl tore it up in college and didn't miss a beat in the Pros. She averaged 18.5 points on 52.3 percent shooting from the field, a WNBA-best 9.5 rebounds and 2.3 blocked shots in the regular season and leads her team into the playoffs vs the San Antonio team. I mean she is probably going to win the title as well.

Oh yea she won a gold medal in the Olympics as well.

Chick Fight

look at Candace whoop ass.

They kinda fight more like dudes, than play basketball like them.

Send It In Candace

I love her

My Girl Doing It At The Top Level

My second girlfriend is tearing it up in the WNBA and averaging 20 points, 12 rebounds, 6 assists, 2 steals and 3 blocks a game in her first season in the WNBA. Watching Candace makes me think she might actually be able to compete against some men, she probably already can beat Sheldon Williams.

Also, she is the only CP3 in my eyes.

WTF NBA!

WTF is with this shoot-around crap. They have a NBA Player, a WNBA Player, and a retired player. These "athletes" have to hit from all these different spots on the court. This has to be is one of the worst things to watch. First, I don't want to see WNBA players. They suck, and most of the world wants to pretend that league doesn't exist, and to make it worse they make the commentators/NBA players kiss their ass (I hope the players are at least getting a handjob out of this or something). Next WTF is with these retired players? Hit a fucking shot, the basket height hasn't changed since you played. Oh how this whole thing just makes me upset, at least I have the smooth voice of Lamont Hiebert to calm me down.

-BMack