A Women's Sport Worthwhile

Lingerie Basketball, I would totally support this over the WNBA. Actually I would be pumped if this actually replaced the WNBA, except replaced most WNBA players with hot women.

If I were to create a lingerie basketball league this would be my starting line up:

PG: Nikki "Hoopz" Alexander
SG: Beyonce Knowles
SF: Jennifer Love Hewitt
PF: Kate Upton
C: Candace Parker

My rational behind this roster is to involve looks and a winning mentality. Hoopz is Shaq's girlfriend and played some ball back n the day and Candace Parker would obviously be there too because she may be the best looking WNBA player and if you have a solid PG/C combo, you are on your way. Beyonce I have in there because she seems very athletic and would trust her to get all Sasha Fierce out there. I have Jennifer Love Hewitt in there because I need the veteran presence and she's still got it. Every guy my age has always wanted to see her in lingerie so this is the last opportunity to see it, also with her weight fluctuation she could gobble up some rebounds. Kate Upton makes sense because Kate's tall and you know it's Kate Upton involving jumping.

Geno Auriemma Still Talking About Something

Speaking of coaches that should keep their mouth shut this is what Geno said:
“I think it’s probably natural. I guess we need to win more. Everybody loves a winner, you know.

Maybe we should offer free parking, more giveaways. We should let some of the fans coach the team, maybe a guest coach every quarter.

We have a spoiled group of fans who assume we are going to win, who assumed we would be in Philadelphia and be at the Final Four.”

Geno Auriemma, was upset because only 5,729 fans showed up for the final home game of the season. You know what Geno, shut up you have been 112-1 with the most talented players for the past 3 years. You know why no one shows up? Because it's girls basketball and no one wants to see a lay up line drill against a crappy team. I'm sick of Geno all together, he ranted about the lack of respect for the game earlier this year and no about fan support. Someone needs to remind him that coach women's basketball and just be happy he's being overrated for being dominant coach for a b league and go along for the ride.

Good

Stanford took down UConn last night.

Now we don't have to talk about women's basketball for a couple years.

Stupid Bitch Sues McDonalds

"A California woman is suing McDonald's claiming the fast-food giant uses toys to market directly to young children. Monet Parham, a Sacramento, California, mother of two small children filed the lawsuit Wednesday in San Francisco along with health, nutrition and food safety advocates Center for Science in the Public Interest . CSPI is seeking court approval to proceed as a class action.

Parham, a 41-year old state employee, says her kids repeatedly ask for Happy Meals, mainly for the toys. "We have to say no to our kids so many times and McDonald's makes that so much harder to do. I object to the fact that McDonald's is getting into my kids' heads without my permission and actually changing what my kids want to eat (CNN)."

I really can't fucking stand stories like this. Is anyone not aware that McDonalds is bad for you? Even if your kid is pleading for "Happy Meal" toys it doesn't mean you have to cave in to the little bastards demands. Kids ask for shit all the time, the more you give, the more they ask for stuff. It really is that simple, so fucking grow a pair, slap that stupid chubby kid across his stupid fucking face, hand him a carrot and move on.

This is why I should be a judge.

- Judge BMack

Why Not?

You know we give women a lot of shit on this site, so why not watch this one dominate?

Was anyone shocked she was asian? Yea me either.

Why Not?

Why not let go a bit too early?

Why Not?

Why not see the worst tattoo client ever?

Yet another reason woman shouldn't be allowed in the military.

Why Not?

Why not watch this stupid girl on a trampoline?

This Is Just Embarrassing

Women Are Sluts

Maybe Girls Aren't That Dumb...

Women Are Dumb