Why Not?

Why not be gross, but think your sexy, dance with a stripper pole then soil yourself?

I suddenly understand DP's random urge to kill Claire from LOST.

Lebron: King Of Farts?

Farting in Public

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and
that's when you remember…

you've been listening to your iPod.