Lee's Wife Won't Let Him Go To Yankees?

Almost everyone agrees that the Yankees at the very least are going to make a big push for Cliff Lee. Well selling him on coming to New York may have just gotten a bit tougher...

Perhaps the Rangers' greatest sales pitch simply was having Kristen sit in the visiting family section at Yankee Stadium during the playoffs. She says there were ugly taunts. Obscenities. Cups of beer thrown. Even fans spitting from the section above. "The fans did not do good things in my heart," Kristen says. "When people are staring at you, and saying horrible things, it's hard not to take it personal (MLBTradeRumors.com)."

I am pretty sold that he is going to the Yankees, and if it's not the Yankees then I think the Rangers will resign him. We will see, but I'm glad those gelled hair, fan stabbing queers in New York might have cost themselves one of the best postseason pitchers this league has ever seen.

A Few Thoughts...

Recently I have had a tough time to sit down and come up with logical explanations for the crazy shit that has happened this year in the sporting world. So Im going to do what I generally do and wing it.

-First off I want to make it known that Eddie House is terrible, I dont care if you think differently and I will tell you why. 1, what possition can he defend? He can't guard any point guard, and he can't guard a shooting guard that has 3 of 4 inches on him. He is incapable of running an offence, or a single offensive play other than huck up a three from anywhere. He is one of the most inconsitant shooters that I have watched in a long time. And the main reason why he sucks is because he doesn't make anyone he plays with better, the guy is a liability on the court and Im probably the only one that see's this.

-Second, Im sick of hearing Scott Boras's name. This guy will single handedly lead to the next labor strike in the game. Point is that non of these guys deserve to be making 20 million dollars a year to play a fucking sport. And as for Jason Fucking Veritek, fuck him let him go and get someone that will be productive in a platoon system until somebody is ready to take over full time.

-This has been nagging at me for almost 2 years now. I love KG, but when the fuck is he going to take over a game and score 35 points or more with 10 or more rebounds like he did with the shity Wolves. Ya, they have a 7 or 8 win streak going, but for what its worth the loosing streak was the fact that nobody wanted to step up and be the leader and win a game or two(the goes to the rest of the BIG 3 not just KG). Right not Ray Ray is far and away the best and most consistant performer on the C's. As for the comments by Gary Payton, I agree with him, KG shouldnt be starting mainly because Bosh has had better year on a shitty team compared to what KG has been doing.

-Fuck the Yankees and this 400+ million dollar spending spree in a time of economic shittiness. The best part about this is that they still are not the best team in their division. They are set up to fail and they will because of Alex Rodrigez. Great player, shitty teamate, and a punk bitch in all regards of life.

Chien Ming Wang out for season?

Well, seems like shit keeps getting worse for the Yankees. The two time 19 game winner, Chien Ming Wang, could possibly be hurt for the rest of the season. His foot injury is showing all the symptoms of a serious Lisfranc ligament issue, a problem that could sideline Wang.

Good, fuck the Yankees, maybe they should go after Randy Johnson again. They can't keep up with this injury, and all of their young pitchers are terrible. Mussina is the only decent pitcher on the staff. Even if Joba turns into Johan he won't be able to get this team to the play-offs.

***Wang is out until the end of August***

Yankees to Start Joba Chamberlain

I think the Sox are starting to effect the decision making of the Yankees. With the recent success of youngsters like Jon Lester, Justin Masterson, and Clay Buchholz and the shittiness of youngsters like Ian Kennedy, Phil Hughes, the Yankees are going to move Joba Chamberlain to the starting role. I smell another failure if you ask me. Not only will the loss of Joba will hurt their bullpen, but he will not be ready to pitch a full game for at least a month. This seems panicky to me.

Only Spike

Spike Lee is the only 51 year old man in the world who could get away with this. He's wearing Yankee apparel head-to-toe like a 9 year old. Not just a jersey and a hat, but also the undershirt. I wouldn't be shocked if he had the baseball pants and stirrups on, as well. Then he's wearing a pair of glasses you'd see on your 58 year old 6th grade math teacher; a big cross necklace, and a little cross necklace. And he's got a nice scruff going.

Only Spike could get away with this and look sharp with all that different crap on.

-The Commodore

C.C. Sabathia is a Yankee

No, no, no, not yet, but at the end of the season, I have a real good feeling he will be. Get used to the photo above because C.C. said he will talk about his contract and future with the Indians after the season. This means a couple of things, 1. he thinks the Indians offered him a contract and he believed they low-balled him or 2. he does not want to stay with Cleveland after the season. I think with the Red Sox having to sign Beckett longterm after this season, they will not break the beak when it comes to Sabathia. You know who will however? That's right, the Yankees. Coming off another bad season (prediction) George will be willing to spend any amount to get C.C. and that is great figuring he is one of Bob's favorite players.

Why do all these Cleveland stars love rocking Yankees stuff?

DP