What is wrong with u?

Alright before i start my argument, I as much as every other male on the face of this earth loves getting with younger girls/women. But seriously what the fuck Big Ben? Your a two time super bowl winning QB, arguably the most desired group of athletes on the planet for women and you continually get these accusations of assaulting women. I mean seriously come on you seriously have to be better than that, your disgracing all of us with your stupidity.
Regardless of my love of the patriots, the steelers, cowboys, and packers will always have my respect for their history and their way of acting as the premier organizations year in and year out. My beef is with the steelers and with big ben in particular. you trade Holmes for minor shit like pot and booze but will allow this dueche bag to represent you in a way that is just so ridiculously retarded that i cant even come up with a good enough insult to write. Like seriously, first you almost kill yourself on a motorcycle and then you continue to get charges pressed against you for assaulting females. Last time i checked most athletes dont need to follow chicks into bathrooms to get laid or their dick sucked but apparently youve defeated the odds.
Case in point I respect this dueche bag as a QB, but as a man I am insulted for your continued retardation to rape chicks when you shouldve have to but, hey i guess you really are a piece of white trash. Way to be a fuck.
In conclusion ill leave u with this one liner that I love from one of the greatest lyricists ever, "I'd rather turn this club into a bar room brawl. Get as rowdy as Roethlisberger in a bathroom stall."

Red Sox Fans And Journalists Need To Fucking Relax

Here it is plain and simple with the first week of the season under the belt it seems more now than ever the Red Sox are being put on a pussy pedestal and every fan is that 40 year old virgin. I love the culture of the beloved Sox and the passion that follows it, but this is getting fucking ridiculous. Guys, get off of Ortiz's nuts and let the dude rake, its the first week of the season. Let him play a month and get his reps in before we evaluate every single aspect of his game. I understand there are concerns, like how he's getting challenged with fastballs in his happy zone and doing minimal damage...but hes the same guy who tore up the second half and led in almost every offensive category in the second half. All I am saying is that I see all these things too, but it doesn't mean we shouldn't give the dude a chance, seriously this coming the first week in the season is a little much.

Alright, its plain to see that the pen is a problem. Oki is a year older, Pap has become human again after last years blunder in the post season, and Manny Delcarmen, well he just plain sucks...tell me how he was throwing 95+ and is not throwing 90 if hes lucky. Folks we make a lot of fuss over our offense and to be honest and optimistic for once, we have a very solid lineup when they perform to the levels that they are capable of. I know it sucks the era of Manny and Bay have come and gone, but lets stay with the excitement that this team can bring to us. They will be playing a whole different brand of baseball centered on exciting defensive plays and manufactured runs. This team has a lot of talent and a week through the season there is no need to panic over the fact shit hasn't been flawless.

The best has yet to come for our Sox I promise you all that!

Its, been a while but heres some shit Ive been thinking bout....

-First off, I can't help but just come out and say it...the steroid era has turned my favorite sport into nothing more than another WWE. The integrity of the game has been compensated to the point were I find myself having little interest in it, which is heart breaking when you look back and realize that your hole baseball watching life has been a sham because of greedy fucks trying to make an extra buck playing a childs game. Have of the players on this list I was not surprised about...come on Nomar gained fucking 30 pounds of muscle in one off season and in turn ruined his career because of it. But, at this point looking back I and not very surprised that Ortiz is named, the guy sucked ball sack before he came to Boston. Nixon was very surprising despite the fact he only really produced a few seasons 20+ home run seasons, Derek Lowe...man something had to give considering how shockingly durable he has been throughout his career. All I can really come to a conclusion on is the Selig must go much like the head of the players association has.

-Next point, looking back on past success of championship teams and seasons one thing has become evident, no team will win on what they start out with at the beginning of the season. Much like the pitching and batting approaches of players on a regular basis, teams must make changes to enhance their clubs throughout the course of the season. With this being said, the Red Sox need to make some moves to better themselves for the playoff run. Rumors of Garrett Atkins and Yunel Escobar being available have drawn my interest more than the names of Johnson, Holliday, and the other names being dangled out there. Atkins has been less than spectacular this year but that comes as good news for teams looking for a bat with pop for far less value than he had last year, plus this guy reminds me of Jason Bay a shut up and get to work player who is great in the club house...Lowell isn't A-Rod so the its very unlikely his hip will sustain itself the rest of the way. Now Escobar, regardless of what Nick Green has done he is not a starting short stop, and Jed Lowrie is just an over glorified utility man. Escobar is a great defensive shortstop that has a quality offensive game to go with it, to be quite honest other than Buchholtz I dont think anyone else on the farm is or should be untouchable. The Red Sox have strength in that they can develop great quality pitching, but they lack the ability to produce productive everyday players(despite Dusty, Youk, Elsburry). I don't know what the deal is but at some point these first round picks they make have got to produce corner stones players at the shortstop or third base position.

-Finally, while baseball has sucked every faith I have in it out of me the NBA has reemerged as the most enjoyable sporting events to watch other than the Pats making the NFL their bitches for the past decade. The C's have started to realize that you can't be successful for the same group year in and year out which draws my interest on what they will do to remold and hopefully improve their team for the up coming season. One thing is for sure is that Eddie Fucking House will be back for another year where he takes more shots than minuets he plays in a season. Sure, last year he proved to be some what valuable with all the injuries that took place on the roster but how is he in any way what they need in a back up point guard. Call me crazy, but isnt a point guard supposed to make those around him better like Rondo does? Isnt he supposed to be able to run an offense and keep the other teams guard in check? Danny Ainge has done some great things in Boston, but has also done some very questionable things as well(Gerald Green droping from top ten to 19 draft raises questions just by how it happened, Eddie House getting a player option). Did anyone for one second believe that House wasnt going to pick up this option? Come on can any of you actually say to yourselves that he was going to get more money than what he has already been offered. All I know is that if this in any way hinders the teams possibilities to resign Marbury we will all be looking back and shacking our heads when Starbury fully regains his swagger and averages 10+ points, 5+ assists a game for a championship caliber team.

A Few Thoughts...

Recently I have had a tough time to sit down and come up with logical explanations for the crazy shit that has happened this year in the sporting world. So Im going to do what I generally do and wing it.

-First off I want to make it known that Eddie House is terrible, I dont care if you think differently and I will tell you why. 1, what possition can he defend? He can't guard any point guard, and he can't guard a shooting guard that has 3 of 4 inches on him. He is incapable of running an offence, or a single offensive play other than huck up a three from anywhere. He is one of the most inconsitant shooters that I have watched in a long time. And the main reason why he sucks is because he doesn't make anyone he plays with better, the guy is a liability on the court and Im probably the only one that see's this.

-Second, Im sick of hearing Scott Boras's name. This guy will single handedly lead to the next labor strike in the game. Point is that non of these guys deserve to be making 20 million dollars a year to play a fucking sport. And as for Jason Fucking Veritek, fuck him let him go and get someone that will be productive in a platoon system until somebody is ready to take over full time.

-This has been nagging at me for almost 2 years now. I love KG, but when the fuck is he going to take over a game and score 35 points or more with 10 or more rebounds like he did with the shity Wolves. Ya, they have a 7 or 8 win streak going, but for what its worth the loosing streak was the fact that nobody wanted to step up and be the leader and win a game or two(the goes to the rest of the BIG 3 not just KG). Right not Ray Ray is far and away the best and most consistant performer on the C's. As for the comments by Gary Payton, I agree with him, KG shouldnt be starting mainly because Bosh has had better year on a shitty team compared to what KG has been doing.

-Fuck the Yankees and this 400+ million dollar spending spree in a time of economic shittiness. The best part about this is that they still are not the best team in their division. They are set up to fail and they will because of Alex Rodrigez. Great player, shitty teamate, and a punk bitch in all regards of life.

Celtics Are Crazy Good

In light of their 17th straight win its hard not to look ahead to their match up with the Lakers. The Knicks suck more balls than a Chinese hooker so that will more than likely make it 18 in a row. Seriously its sad to say that Nate Robinson and Harrington are your best players. However, the game against the Sixers on Tuesday in my opinion is a trap game regardless of the previous games they have played against them. The only way I see the the C's getting upset in this game, which is possible, is if they game turns out into being a run and gun type of game. The Philly team has the speed and quickness to edge out the C's if it turns out to be this way but Rondo is really showing that he may just very well be the best point guard in the league with his ability to call plays perfectly without the help of Doc Rivers.

Moving on, the Celtics toyed with the Bulls in the first half allowing them to keep the game close. However, in the third quarter they made them their bitches. Derek Rose was non-existant, but Deng provided some fire power while hitting shots over Peirce that were simply good makes for him with a hand in his face. Ulitimately, the Bulls showed they dont belong on the court with the C's. The Celts ran away with this game 126-108.

Finally, I have come to question what the fuck happened to Kirk Heinrik? A few years ago he was deemed one of the up and coming point guards of our generation, and to be quite honest I thought this was the case. Personally, I love this guy and what he brings to the table, but I feel that he isn't destined to be a guard to center your team around. The fact of the matter is that the Bulls front office is a bunch or retards, besides drafting Rose there is no other solid aquisition that they have made in recent memory. To be honest with you all I hate Jokeem Noah, he is a scrub and doesnt belong in the NBA, he just was viewed as good because of the great team that was around him at Florida during their two National Title runs. I was waiting all night for Tommy Heinson to rip this guy apart, and ultimately saying he blows as much as I think. He doesnt have much to offer, he can't defend anybody and Leon Powe made him look like the retarded looking bitch that he is.

Rumors

Interesting news, a possible trade between the D-bags, i mean D-backs, and the Sox. Reported Byrnes for Lugo. This would provide needs for both teams being a second base option for the D-bags and a fourth out fielder for the Sox.

Also, the Nationals offered a 160 million offer over 8 years to Tex while the O's have offered a 6 year deal. While the majority of baseball followers see the Sox doing everything possible to obtain Tex, there is the possibility that he does go back home to help turn either franchise around, i dont know if I buy it thought. It is also reported that the Angels have made an offer in the ball park of the Nat's. As a Sox fan I am not optimistic of the signing of the first baseman, even though it would be awesome. However, Ken Rosenthal has reported on Foxsportsnet.com that the Sox are getting close to acquiring him. Saying that "Headway was being made earlier today, A rival general manager whose plans could be affected by the Red Sox's addition of Teixeira also indicated that a deal was getting closer. Teixeira is seeking a 10-year contract for at least $20 million per season. The Red Sox preference would be to sign him to a deal between six and eight years."

Burnett apparently got offered a 5th year from the Yanks who are doing anything and everything buying a new rotation cause they realize that their prospect pitchers are a couple of punk bitches. Damn i bet they are kicking themselves for not trading for Santana.

Lowe and Sheets has been circled around the Yanks too, but if the Yanks get Burnett I see only one of the two being signed. Lowe has been cited as saying that Boston is his primary choice, but is looking for a 3 year deal. Sheets is interesting because of his injury history. The way I see it, which ever signs first with the Yanks the other will be in a Sox uniform to counter their purchasing of a starting rotation.

As we know the Yanks are getting CC. But guess what I think this is a dumb sign for the money considering he has NEVER won 20 games in a season, while they lost Mussina who won 20 last year. Even with this signing, and the possible signing of Burnett, Lowe, and/or Sheets the Yanks still arent that great. They have gotten better, but their offense just isnt that great. A-Rod will have another A-Rod type season, Jeter has been on a decline, but is still consistant in output and leadership, and the only other name that really stands out is Swisher. Swisher might be the steal of the offseason in my opinion. He didnt have a good year last year but the guy flat out has raked previous to being dealt to the White Sox. What Im saying is that he is the typical type player that will be a Frank Catalano type, a Sox killer. But thats just a prediction.

Big trade went down with the Mets, Mariners, and Cleveland. Mets get JJ Putz, Jeremy Reed, and Sean Green. Mariners get Aaron Heilman, Endy Chavez, Jason Vargas and 3 minor leaguers from the Mets along with Franklin Guetirez. The Indians got Joe Smith from the Mets and Luis Valbuena from the Mariners. Pretty good trade all around I guess, only question is how many trades are the Indians going to make for a second baseman?

BC underrated or just over achieving?

Is it a shock that BC is once again in the ACC championship or just by default? To be quite honest BC is a roster full of no names on offense but the defense is where they excel. Personally, Ive never been a fan of the Eagles, and I have no idea who is good on the offensive end besides O-linemen whose names are really irrelevant to me as a fan. But my ignorance of anything BC football is really a testament to the coaching in Chestnut Hill. Whether it be Crane or Davis under center they seem to just get it done. What has stuck out to me the last few times I have watched this team is their D, which should be no surprise because they continuously are year in and year out are among the top in the country. Regardless, are they that good or does the ACC just suck. Its not obvious to see that the ACC isnt as prominent as it once was amongst college football. The U sucks, and probably will never amount to anything other than creating stud defensive prospects who dont win anything but a large pay check after their less than spectacular team performance in college. VA Tech is always intriguing because of their system is so well run. Virgina tends to have the nack for the occasional upset, usually at the expense of the Hookies. UNC has become a nice surprise, eventually they would get some recognition other than producing Julius Peppers and Micheal Curry. Every other team isnt worth mentioning because frankly who cares about Duke or Wake Forest?

The C's

Alright its over time against the Bucks and Im furious that they are even in this game. The Bucks fucking suck, what the fuck. The problem with the celtics right now is that they cant get consistent guard play. I love Rondo, and passionately dislike House. Yes, House can shoot...at times. I bet Danny Ainge is kicking himself right now, the Celtics are in dire need of a point guard that can LEAD the second team not fire up jumpers every chance he gets. God damn it what are they thinking right now, they are not the team they were last year, they are good but not GREAT like they were last year. I dont know what they were thinking releasing Darius Miles, despite his knee problems I feel that he was more than worthy for a spot on this team. The guy gives you and extra element offensively especially on transition, and he is a solid defensive presence and would have given Paul some time to rest. But what do I know besides the numbers and that the celts really suck right now. My only thought is what the hell is it going to be like for the rest of the league when the Celtics decides to play good basketball.

Hot Stove

As you know this year's off season is filled with questions regarding Mark Texeira, Manny Ramirez, CC Sabathia as the big names. Personally, if I were a GM I wouldnt want any part of the latter two "big ticket" names. Before you start thinking that I am retarded let me enlighten you on why. Manny, I just plain dont like him, he is a great player but is a selfish prick and would be a detriment to any team he plays on. Now, CC is a proven stud based on what he did for the Brew Crew last year, but come on this guy is eventually going to break down.

The point of this article is not to highlight the big names, but the other free agents and/or deals that could be difference makers in the up-coming season. The list consists of position players of the likes of Orlando Cabrera, Orlando Hudson, Bobby Abreu, Adam Dunn, and Edgar Renteria. I love both Orlando's because they are spark plugs at the top of the order and are solid defensive presences in the feild. It would be crazy for the White Sox and the D-Backs not to retain them. Bobby Abreu is a solid player who produces solid at bats and is a true grinder at the plate making opposing pitchers work for the out. Adam Dunn, he truly is a donkey, he has possibly the most power of any left handed hitter in all of baseball other than Ryan Howard, but this guy either hits a HR or strikes out. Although this is the case he would be a solid player on a good team that could afford his strike out per at bat ratio. He reminds me of a young Jim Thome, he has power and could drive in runs if he had the complementary players that got on base for him and he walks and strikes out a lot.

As for pitchers, you have A.J. Burnett, Ryan Dempster, Derek Lowe, and Ben Sheets as the other top pitchers out there. Personally, I think A.J. Burnett is a poor mans Josh Beckett who has not lived up to the potential and has underutilized his ability. With that said I personally believe that he will be heading to the NL where he can take advantage of only having to get 8 outs against sub par hitting. The team that will sign him, in my opinion will be the Cards, which will put them back at the top of the NL Central and will give them stability to completment the pure force of Albert Pujols. Ryan Dempster is an interesting pitcher, he has experience both starting and closing, but I am not convinced he will be worth the money his will end up getting this year. More than likely he will probably end up in a Cubies uniform, however I feel that he is nothing more than a 3rd starter but will put up numbers because the NL sucks so much. Ben Sheets has nasty stuff, but gets hurt way to much, he reminds me of Matt Clement because he just cant stay on the feild. But with that said, he is worth the risk of any team that signs him because of his number one starter stuff. I feel he will end up in the AL possibly in Baltimore, New York, and I would love to see him sporting a Red Sox uniform. With that said, Derek Lowe is the most intreguing free agent of them all. Hate him or love him, he is a solid starter and has the post season experience that teams desire. Its been said he wants to come back to Boston but I feel the Sox wont make that happen because they already has Justin Masterson, a young D-Lowe in the making. So, my feeling is that he will be a Detroit Tiger next season, pitching with a chip on his shoulder to prove that he still is a valuable pitcher.

Now the needs of the Red Sox have had me thinking a lot lately after seeing all the rumors that have been reported. All I know is that Lugo has to be moved to allow Lowerie a chance to prove himself as a full time player for a whole season. Despite how terrible he has been in Boston, much like Edgar Renteria a few years ago, I feel that he is one of those players that just cant play in the lime light. The good news is that there is a market for SS this year, with teams like the Tigers, White Sox, and others in need of one. My feeling is that no team is going to take a chance on him until spring training to see what he has after the injury pleagued season he had last year. Any deal including Lugo would be for a shitty prospect or another high priced contract that has not panned out. With that said the Tigers are probably the best suiters in any deal because of the apparent washed up D-Train. I just don't see how Dontrelle has gotten so bad so quickly, and I do believe that he will regain his form and become the exciting young pitcher that he once was.

The second issue is what to do with Coco. Should he stay or should he go? I believe that its time to go, not because he wasn't good last year, but because of his value at this point. I believe that he will be dealt in a situation that will include a young catcher such as one of the 3 in Texas or Jeff Clement of the Mariners.

Why Some (Many) Sports Fans Are Retarded

With my recent lack of internet access I havent been able to follow the events and reactions from the writers and viewers of the site. It comes to my unshocking attention that Boston sports fans are still the extremist that I grew up to know and love. The thing that bothers me most is that people tend to not realize that the writers of this site and its viewers are not just Boston based sports fans alone, but sports fans in general. With that being said, yes, the Red Sox lost in game seven to the Rays. But for me, and probably for most of you, and not to take anything away from the Indians series of a year ago. It was the most exciting series since 04' when the Red Sox came back 3-0 on the Yankees. Quiet frankly, and I know not a lot of you want to hear this, they got beat by a better team at that point in the season. You can't deny and its hard to answer what Upton and Longoria did for the Rays alone, and on top of their production Pena, Rocco, and Aybar its almost impossible to fathum what the Red Sox did in this series. Now that the season is over I and all of you get to reflect on the season as a whole. For starters, as much as I love Mike Lowell as the next die hard, the guy is just to old to be asking for the same production that he put up last season which is made evident by his ridiculous slow start and his injury pleagued strech run. However, I will say this about Mike Lowell, it was truely impressive that he at one point lead the team in RBI's when he didn't have one till early May, but he is still old and since whats done is done I suggest that the Sox go out and find a back up that Lowell can groom into the stand up professional that he is. The once most deadly 3-4 combo of Papi and Manny is gone, and Many needed to be traded because they wouldnt have made the playoffs if they hadn't. Again, I love Papi as much as the next guy, but I feel that this wrist injury is more than just a little problem which is why I think it was an amazing display of Papi's heart and love for the team and the game that he played through the post-season. You aren't going to like what I have to say, but I get the feeling we won't be seeing the same Papi as before. The wrist injury will always be in the back of his mind that will cause him not to drive threw pitches that he crushes, and quiet frankly I just don't think he's got much left in the tank to carry this team by himself. Which leads to my main point on the future of the Sox, fans that see all the offensive production tend to not realize that it takes more than just a home run derby, but what wins championships is pitching and defense with some timely hitting. The doubters have to realize that our pitching staff even if its not at a 100% took us and almost won the AL Championship and our defense didnt let up an error since the Angels series, I think it was a 98 inning errorless streak. Boston's future is must brighter than Wilde has depicted, but there are some things that need to be addressed and I believe that is at catcher and third. Since Ive already gone over my thoughts on Lowell Ill focus on the catching situation. Tek is a great leader and game manager thats it, is he worth the risk of getting a 4 year deal? NO. If they decide to resign him it should be a two year deal with a club option, the truth of the matter is this team needs a dependible at bat from the catcher position, by that I mean making the pitcher work for the out not just put up RBI's and HR's because there just arent many productive catchers in the game period. This team is going through a transition, not a bad one like many believe, but a good one centered on the excellent integration of youth and the development of others that will be productive when their time comes. This team has a lot of young stud pitchers that will put and keep this team in contention year in and year out, but what needs to be addressed is there must be increased offensively productive position players and catchers which will more than likely be addressed when they decide to trade Coco after the October he had.

As for this Tom Brady bullshit and the sense of hell just froze over because Cassell is running the show. Give me a break the Brett Farves of the pro-football world are few and far between, Im surprised that Brady wasnt hurt a few years ago when the same thing happened against the Bills. Listen, the Pats are probably going to make the playoffs, but giving up all hope because Maroney is a bitch, and Brady and Harrison are done for the year doesnt mean they wont beat up on much of the NFL like they did the Broncos. Although the Pats might not win the Super Bowl from here on out doesnt mean they wont be very competitive with the best teams in all of football. They still have the best DL in the NFL and their old backers along with Mayo and Thomas are still very productive. The DB situation sucks, but tell me when has it ever been great other than maybe one year when Samuel became the play making corner he was projected to be. For all the problems that you as fans highlight on, you forget that they are playing football, and as Any Given Sunday showed, even ass clowns like Jamie Foxx can win on any given Sunday. So please Boston, stop being the bunch of winey bitches that Ive grown to know and love and grow a sack and realize that hell hasnt frozen over.

Fuck The National League

There is only one October, and clearly there is only one good league in baseball. The AL from top to bottom, for the most part, is very competitive, but the NL sucks more than Jenna Jameson.

Granted the NL produces stories year in and year out it seems about the under dog, undeserving teams reaching from something more than they deserve. The Rockies were fun to watch beat up on the other chumps of the NL last year, but this year all there is to say is that the Cubs choked again, and Manny just won't go away.

The Dodgers are nice story, but they wouldn't be where they are right now if it was for that dirt bag Manny. Yes, he is a future Hall of Famer, and is the most dominating right handed hitter in all of baseball along with Pujols, Braun, and A-Rod. It still boggles my mind that the Cubs actually pitched to him. Then again, the Dodger youngins came up with clutch hits. I personally thought the Brew Crew were going to do more than just roll over and die against the Fightins but that's why they play the games.

Now we as viewers and sports fans get to see the Dodgers and Phils play for a chance to play in the Fall Classic. Doesn't that grab your interest right off the bat? For me it doesn't, sure the Phils have a Big Papi look-a-like in Ryan Howard, and Chase Utley is one the most underrated players in all of baseball, but I just don't see how any baseball fans can put themselves through watching this series. My prediction is that Hamels shuts them out in game one and start to become apart of the legendary pitchers of post season history because he just has disgusting stuff and the confidence to back it up. From there I still think that the Phils will somehow pull wins out of their ass in one way or the other to send Manny and the Dodgers on an early vacation.

Oh and Hamels has a dime piece of a wife. I now have a new found appreciation for Survior.

What Really Grinds My Gears....Fall Classic Style

Alright, I'm sick of hearing all this shit on ESPN about how good the Cubs and Angles where this year. Granted they did have great years, but I'm sorry I don't respect any team from the AL West, and the Cubs just annoy me with all this shit about not winning in 100 years.



First with the Angles, before i get into this let it be known that I am a baseball fan not just a Red Sox fan. The Angles have always been intregeing to me because they play a different style of ball than any other AL team, maybe they belong in the NL but still I respect their play. Yes, K-Rod had a historic year but ever since breaking into The Show in 2002 the Angles have won one Playoff series. And K-Rod has pitched 12 innings with 11 strike outs, 7 earned runs, 16 hits, 3 loses, and 3 saves. Oh...and he has given up two game winning home runs, sounds like a lights out closer to me. How about their line-up, there are absolutely stacked this year, but I'm sorry, regardless of how much I respect Vlad, he isn't and won't ever be the player he once was. Quite frankly if he was that player this series and perhaps the past few years would have been different. Straight up nobody wanted to run on this guy when he was playing in the outfeild, with his speed he could track down any fly ball, and could throw a seed from the outfeild fence to home with little effort. But he's not the same player, and he is no Manny Ramirez, which is the reason why the Angels signed him to begin with. Their pitching was ridiculous this year, come on how can a team who won 100 games and had a staff that consisted of John Lackey, Ervin Santana, Jared Weaver, and Joe Sanders not walk through the play-offs and take the World Series? Thats simply really, they are intimidated and have been since they won in 2002. Sure, game one was lost because of one bad pitch and the retarded baserunning by Vlad, who has no business going from first to third on any play regardless if it was on a bitch hit by Torii Hunter. Yes, they did try to change up their approach by getting Tex but there is no team other than the White Sox who I can say they could actually beat.



Fuck the Cubs, I hate them for the sole purpose that this shit about billy goats and curses are excuses for teams that just are not ever that good. So please Cubs fans, shut up and stop bitching, if you want to bitch just look at the kind of guys you have on your roster. Other than Soriano, none of the Cubies have done shit in the Play-offs. Yes, they were the best team in the NL with the clutch hitting of Armous Ramirez, but quite frankly year in and year out if they do make the play-offs they all seem to run away like bitches. And about all this Steve Bartman shit, Moises Alou should have caught that no matter what anyone says. Sorry, but I saw this shit coming and I'm sure alot of others have to, but LA is going to either sweep or win in 4 games. This is the last time I am going to route for Manny ever again, because I want to see his bitch ass booed in Fenway when the Dodgers get shut out by the 3 Aces and our new found set up man and dominant closer. Oh, and I can't wait to see our line up continue to keep running on all cyliders. With that said, good luck next Cubies.

This Just In...

Alright I'm sure by now most of all of us have seen this ridiculous shit about Ichiro and everyone trying to fuck him up. For one, the Mariners suck more than an Asian prostitute (no pun intended). But seriously what the fuck is this, of all the players on the team they want to fuck Ichiro up? Come on now hes the best player to be in Seatle since A-Rod and Junior Griffey. If anything they should be going after Beltre, their catcher who doesn't even count as a player considering he sucks so much and Richie "I love cock in my ass" Sexson. Seriously Seatle, you don't deserve a team anymore. As an organization you suck at drafting young talent, and if you have it you give it up for the likes of Ben Brousard (granted he was sick in Baltimore, but sucked ass in Seatle until getting injured). What happened to the good old days when the Mariners where the most exciting team in baseball to watch(I don't care what you say, Griffey, A-Rod-when he was fun to watch, a young Freddy Garcia, and Randy Johnson where mint to watch play)? Granted that I am a New Englander and love all of our teams besides the Bruins because quite frankly hockey sucks to watch until the play-off's, I loved watching the old school teams like the 9ers and the good version of the Mariners. Please executives of the Mariners, bring back the good ol' days and draft the next Griffey or A-Rod and bring some more excitement to my life. With that being said, FUCK THE YANKEES, HAVE FUN PLAYING GOLF THIS FALL BITCHES!!!!!

This Just In...

Starbury is once again in the mist of speculation of being released by the Knicks. Starbury hasn't been good since posting up in Minnesoda with The Big Ticket, in a trade on draft day for the sweet shooting Ray Allen. Funny how things don't change in Minni, the only thing they got right was drafting the first high school player in the top 5 in Kevin Garnett. Now, as then, Stephon Marbury is not worth the trouble of dealing with an over paid wash up street baller who does nothing but quit on his teamates and bitch about how he is under utilized. For all the Celtics fans out there, don't even get into your head that you want to see this ass clown in the Green and White next year. They don't need him no matter what your doubts are on Rondo. To put it frankly Rondo is among the next generation of NBA point guards. That being, freakish athletic play makers on both sides of the ball in the mold of the Darren Williams' and Chris Paul's of the NBA. Don't get me wrong he isn't at their level and may never be, but he has something they don't have- a ring. What you need to realize is that Marbury will in no way help influence the further developement of Rondo, just look at his overrated and overhyped retarded cousin who thought he could hang with the men when hes still just a boy- should've went to college.

The Mannings...A QB family Tradition?

Alright this has been bugging me for a few years now. This perception the being a QB in the NFL is in the genes of the Manning Family pisses me off on many levels. Peyton, what can you say about him? I love to hate him much like I love to hate Derek Jeter, but you have to respect both of them for being complete professionals that are the true "good" guys of their respective sports. Now with that said, I hate Peyton but hes a great QB who may possibly go down as the greatest. Yes, Peyton has all the records but he also has the most INT's and stupid plays to cost his team games (NFC Championship). Then theres Papa Manning, sorry but he sucked, and never came close to doing anything significant other than creating his sons, oh and forcing Eli to the Giants. Ah Eli, I hate you for many reasons, you look like a bitch and although I give credit for the Super Bowl win, your still a bitch. I dont know I just think hes going to become the first NFL player to come out the closet and thats more than enough reason for me to hate you other than you play for a New York based team. With that said, and me just venting about my dislike for the Manning family because they are a bunch of bitches, Peyton is the only one to even lose breath speaking about.

This Just In...

Alex Rodriguez is the most overrated star of all time. He cant hit in the clutch and when he does hit it doesn't matter....the Tampa Bay series for example. For years it was rumored that he was coming to Boston. But thank God or whoever you believe in that his bitch ass isn't in a Red Sox uniform. He will go down as statistically the greatest player of all time, but he wont win a championship a la Dan Marino a.k.a the football god of the past. I am not a Yankees fan, but I do have a respect for their baseball tradition but Alex Rodriguez is a waste of talent, the Barry Bonds of his era. I just wish that humble men and performers such as Ken Griffey Jr. Will never go unnoticed.

Kotsay to the Sox?

According to ESPN the Sox are interested in OF Mark Kotsay. Kotsay is a quality outfeilder and with J.D. Drew going on the DL with a ruptured disk there is a need for another OF to platoon wiht Jacoby and Coco. The question that arises is how much or if Katsay would make an impact during the mission for Soxtober. What ever the case may be he has a dope wife.

Sorry Clay It Just Ain't Your Time

First off, I personally like Buchholz and his skill as a pitcher. What you all need to understand is the dude is 24-25 years old. The guy threw a no hitter in the Majors, he does not suck so shut up with that retarded shit. Right now he is not ready to pitch in the rotation for a various reasons. Since coming back from the DL he hasnt been the same pitcher we have seen last year and earlier this year. With that said they should move him to the pen and put Masterson in to ensure some consistancy. With that said Im sick of the those who were on his nuts after he threw the no no and now are saying he sucks. So to those of you who have these thoughts, please remove your head out of your ass and stop being retarded. Thank You.

See Ya Lata Buddy

Hey Lugo get real acquainted with the bench because you done kid. It's Lowrie's time. Lowrie is straight up in a grove right now from both sides of the plate and is proving why the Sox love this guy so much. He's been playing solidly at short and appears to have no intention of sitting on the bench or going back down to the Minors, nor should he. He belongs in the bigs and belongs as the shortstop of the Boston Red Sox. He's no Nomar in his juicing days, or A-Rod when he was a beast in Texas, but this guy is a baseball player and this weekend he proved why he's ready and belongs in our lineup. After struggling against the Yanks and Halo's he has bounced back going 5-10, with 2 walks, 3 runs, 7 RBI's, and more importantly ZERO strike outs. In my opion they should have shipped Lugo back to the Dodgers with Manny. Here's an interesting side note, in a club house vote only one player voted "for" in terms of keeping Manny. That man, Julio Lugo, the only reason why he is in Boston: Manny Ramirez, so get the fuck out.

Sox Go For the Sweep

The Sox go for a sweep of the A's today. The A's aren't very good, they did get swept by the Royal's of all teams earlier this week. Dice-K is on the mound against Dallas Braden. The Sox have made a nice little turn around and are seeing leadership from the injured Mike Lowel who is playing through the pain because he actually gives a damn unlike your beloved Manny Ramirez. Theo and the rest of the front office couldn't have planned this more perfectly. The team is rallying around their leadership and are finally showing signs of life. When the lineup is struggling the staff picks them up, and when Lester gets on the mound surely its a skid stopping performance. Breathe easy Sox fans, its going to be a fun next couple of months.