Varejao agrees to stay with Cavs

The Cleveland Cavaliers have come to an agreement with free agent Anderson Varejao on a six-year deal, his agent Dan Fegan told ESPN.com.

Varejao's contract is worth $42.5 million over the six years, and the final year is only partially guaranteed. Incentives could push the total amount to $50 million.

Varejao is on my shitlist, so I won't give him or the Cavs any credit. Varejao sucks, he is a glorified player due to his hustle, but has minimal skill. He flops, he is loud, and he is a fucking tool. If he weren't playing with LeBron no one would know his name. Fuck him.

Breaking News: Ray Allen Suspended

Ray Allen has been suspended 1 game without pay for elbowing Anderson Varejao (aka Sideshow Bob) in the groin during that terrible game a couple days ago. This really doesn't mean shit, since he will be ready to go for the playoffs, and it is probably better if he doesn't play anyways, so that he can get some rest. I fucking hate the Cavaliers, and I hope the Celitics find a way to get healthy enough to kick their ass again. Every fucking fag ref/commentator is all over Lebron's junk, and he gets every fucking call...Fuck the Cavs, fuck SideShow Bob, Fuck Lebron, let's go Celts GET FIRED UP!