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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Jesse James Gives Hitler Salute


As if Jesse James wasn't getting enough shit for cheating on Sandra Bullock with that tattoo chick, now this picture of him joking around being a Nazi. People listen...there is really never a good time to do anything Nazi-like. It never goes over well.

Example: Tom Green showing up to a temple in a Nazi uniform.

Sure we might all chuckle a little bit, but it really isn't worth the shit storm that is going to happen after. There are not many things Dueling Couches doesn't make fun of, but even we know Holocaust jokes are something to stay away from.

Side Note: Sandra Bullock....my phone is always on.

Why Not?

Why not watch a 1st person view of getting hit in the nuts by a football thrown by Joe Flacco?

2010 MLB Preview: Philadelphia Phillies


2009 Record: 93-69

Lineup:

1. SS Jimmy Rollins
2. 3B Placido Polanco
3. 2B Chase Utley
4. 1B Ryan Howard
5. RF Jason Werth
6. LF Raul Ibanez
7. CF Shane Victorino
8. C Carlos Ruiz

Phillies scored more runs than anyone in the NL, and their offense didn’t change all that much in the offseason. MVP candidates Ryan Howard, Chase Utley and Jimmy Rollins return to their respective positions,and joining them this year is new 3rd baseman Placido Polanco, who has a career .303 batting average, which is a nice improvement over inconsistent hitting of Pedro Feliz. Overall this should once again be a very strong lineup throughout.

Pitching:

1. Roy Halladay
2. Cole Hamels
3. J.A. Happ
4. Joe Blanton
5. Jamie Moyer

Closer – Brad Lidge

Cliff Lee was amazing for the Phillies, but Roy Halladay is in another league. If he doesn't win 20 games I will be in shock. Hamels needs to bounce back this year, and I have a good feeling he will. Happ finished eighth in the NL with a 2.93 ERA as a rookie and could be better in 2010. Blanton is in a contract year, so he should be good too. Moyer obviously isn't very good, but he had a good spring and won the starting job over Kendrick.

Overall:

This team is going to be very good once again. I think they are by far the best team in the NL, and will once again win the NL East.

2010 Record: 97-65

Candied Bacon Ice Cream Sundae


Yea, it's a real thing.

Say hello to the most bacony dessert we've ever seen, the Candied Bacon Ice Cream Sundae, an off-the-menu game-changer now available to you at Jake's Dixie Roadhouse in Waltham. It starts with a fried bacon cookie baked in-house, as well as a giant chocolate chip cookie. Both are placed under a mountain of maple-syrup-candied Vermont bacon ice cream, specially created by Lizzy's Ice Cream up the road. Next, a robust handful of hand-cut, chocolate-covered bacon bits are loaded on top. The whole bacon masterwork is finished with a drizzling of house-infused bacon vodka chocolate syrup (code name: the Molotov Hogtail), which, if you'd prefer, can be substituted with baconless chocolate syrup, but when you are this far in what's the point.

I really am speechless about the whole thing. It sounds awful, but there is no way I wouldn't take a bite.

Why Not?

With baseball season approaching, lets not forget what we are in store for...

Bruins 1, Devils 0 (OT)


The Bruins put themselves in a tight spot with their 3-2 loss to Buffalo. They needed at least 1 point down in New Jersey, and they got 2.

Despite the lack of goals for 64 minutes and 41 seconds, the Bruins played one of their best games since last season. And they did it against a good team, on the road, and there's no shame in being shut down by Martin Brodeur either. But the B's were in control of the game, even when they didn't have the puck. They had long possessions in the Devils' zone and kept the pressure on New Jersey.

That persistence finally paid off with a few seconds left in OT, as the B's took advantage of two Devils colliding, stole the puck, then took advantage of a Devil that lost his stick. It was a fortunate scenario, but the Bruins played well enough to benefit from such a situation.

Bergeron's game winner was a huge goal. Both Atlanta and the Rangers won, so the B's needed both points last night to maintain their lead. They're also tied with Philly and Montreal, only tie-breakers keeping them in 8th. There are 5 Eastern Conference teams within 4 points of each other:

6: Philly - 82 points
7. Montreal - 82
8. BOSTON - 82
9. Atlanta - 80
10. NY Rangers - 78

The B's have a pair of easy games to possibly extend slim lead in the playoff race. They host the Panthers Thursday and play up in Toronto on Saturday.

-The Commodore

LOST Recap: The Package


After last weeks episode expectations are so high that it is impossible to live up to the hype. Still, this episode moved the plot along and you can really feel everything coming together for the finale (only 6-7 episodes left). As always I break this up between on and off island.

OFF-ISLAND:

This episode is about the Kwon's. You know what that means...subtitles time. We find Jin and Sun where we last saw them (well together anyways), at the airport. Jin is in trouble because he has $25,000 in undeclared cash. The police finally free him, but they have confiscated his money. You just know that's bad news, as last time we saw Jin was right after Sayid killed a whole bunch of people, and Jin was in a giant refrigerator tied up.

The Kwons head to a hotel. We find out that Jin and Sun are not married in this reality, but they are still having a "secret relationship". Sun gets all slutty on us, and Jin finally caves and spends the night in her room. When they wake up in the morning, Sun attempts to talk Jin into running away with her. She reveals that she has a secret banking account, and just when she’s about to divulge another big secret, Martin Keamy (one of the guys Sayid shot) knocks on Sun’s door.

Obviously, he is the guy who was supposed to get paid that $25,000. Sun gives him the watch they had, but that isn't enough. Sun offers that she will cover the $25,000, but she will have to go to the bank first. Because Keamy can’t understand Korean and Sun and Jin don’t speak English, Keamy finds an associate who does speak Korean. Of course, it’s someone we know... Mikhail Bakunin. Mikhail, you may remember, was a member of the Others who worked in The Flame station on the island before he was killed (or at least we think was killed).

So, Sun heads to the bank with Mikhail. Things don't go well when she gets there, as she finds out her father has found out about her secret runaway bank account. Mikhail (who looked like he expected this to happen) takes her back to the restaurant.

Meanwhile, Sayid kills Keamy’s associates, wounds Keamy, and helps Jin free himself. When Mikhail returns with Sun, Jin shoots Mikhail’s eye out. Unfortunately, Sun is hit by a stray bullet (in what looks to be her stomach), and while Jin is taking her to the hospital, she reveals that she is pregnant....never a good combo.

ON-ISLAND:

On the island, Widmore’s team captures Jin and takes him to the Hydra Island. They stick him in Room 23, which if you can remember was featured back in season 3. It is some kind of mind control room, which we find out is to study the affects of subliminal messages. Zoe asks Jin for information on electromagnetic pockets on the island (which she has a map of), but before Jin will answer any questions, he demands to speak to Widmore. Without much delay Widemore enters, and shows Jin a picture of his kid (Ji-Yeon), who he has never seen. He tells Jin that in order to protect Ji-Yeon and Sun, they have to stop Flocke.

Meanwhile, Sun’s still on the beach with Team Jacob. Everyone is kind of bumming around not really sure what to do. Illana is insisting on waiting for Richard, which pisses off Sun. So, she stomps off to her old garden, which she made back in season 1. Flocke comes strolling out of the jungle and tells her that he can lead her to Jin. Sun thinks about it for a minute, then runs. One of the most logical things on this show ever (right up there with when Ben came in and saw Sayid over two dead bodies in the Temple, and he just exited stage left).

Well, Sun pulls a typical horror movie woman thing and knocks herself out on a giant branch. Flocke apparently just leaves her there, as Ben finds her and brings her back to the beach.

Richard does finally return to the beach with Hurley, and he insists that they travel to the Hydra Island to destroy the Aijira plane, so that Flocke can't leave the Island. This makes Sun angry, again, and she tells Richard that she refuses to go destroy the plane, but of course she can't speak English anymore as a result of the bump on her head (gay), and once again storms off.

Since Sun’s a candidate, Illana must stay and protect her. By the end of the episode Jack convinces Sun to go with them all to Hydra. Jin is on Hydra right now, so one would hope they're a few steps closer to seeing eachother again.

Back at camp Flocke. Claire is worried about Aaron not knowing her and only knowing Kate. Flocke alludes to Claire that disposing of Kate can be done once they don't need her anymore. Sayid, who is looking more zombie like with every episode, says he can't feel anything anymore, which Flocke says might be a good thing for what comes next (ewwww creepy).

When Flocke notices that Jin has been taken by Widemore he grabs Sayid and they head to Hydra Island. When they get there Flocke confronts Widemore, but can't attack him since those Smoke Monster sound barriers are up. While this whole conversation is going on Sayid has slipped away. Widemore tells Flocke that he doesn't have Jin, and Flocke leaves.

The title, “The Package,” was referring to what Widmore was hiding in his double-locked room on the submarine. We learned, at the end of the episode, that the package is Desmond Hume! Who is being dragged out of the sub by two of Widemore's men, as Sayid sits and waits to enter the sub. We have no idea why he is important, but if I had to guess I'd say we'll find out next week.

Questions:
- Why is Desmond important?
- Can Sayid/Claire ever be "good" again?
- What is the deal with the flash-sideways? and how does it relate to the original timeline?
- Where is Penny and little Charlie (Desmond's kid) in all this?

Theories:
- I think there are a lot of deaths coming. My death watch list is anyone of Widemore's team, Sayid, Ben, Sawyer, Illana (def not making till the end).
- Not sure how, but I bet Kate becomes a "candidate".
- Mikhail getting shot in the eye either symbolizes that everything eventually ends up the same in the alternate timeline. If that is true, when maybe Sun is in trouble.

As always leave and questions or theories in the comment section.

MLB Previews: New York Mets


Line up
* SS Jose Reyes
* CF Angel Pagan
* 3B David Wright
* LF Jason Bay
* 1B Daniel Murphy
* RF Jeff Francoeur
* C Rod Barajas
* 2B Luis Castillo

The offense was awful last year. They couldn't get anything going, but with the addition of Bay and Carlos Beltran and Jose Reyes returning (maybe) that should help out a lot. On paper this looks like a good line-up especially for the NL, but the Mets are the definition of paper champions.


Rotation:
* LHP Johan Santana
* RHP Mike Pelfrey
* RHP John Maine
* LHP Oliver Perez
* RHP Fernando Nieve
K-Rod Closer

How could they do this again? They forgot about starting pitchers. Behind Johan this team makes me want to throw up on the nearest toddler. I have no faith in Mike Pelfrey, and John Maine. Oliver Perez is far too inconsistent, and who the fuck is Fernando Nieve? This like every year will be the downfall of the Mets especially when Johan gets hurt.

Overall:

They probably will start really strong and then collapse to be around .500 like every year. Their offense has improved a lot with the power bat of Bay, but the pitching has far too many questions to look past.

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Steelers Getting Bengalish



Santonio Holmes is in a bit of trouble for throwing a glass at a woman at club and this could lead to a suspension for another premier player for Pittsburgh.

I will just sweep this one under the rug too, and pretend like nothing happened, because what am I supposed to say? The Steelers have been acting like they are still in college and continuously put themselves in danger of getting in trouble. I don't think throwing a glass at someone is a big deal, especially if you're drunk, because everyone's favorite game when they have had too much is to throw stuff at people. So it happens.

Conspiracy theorist like BMack has already proclaimed, "Tomlin has lost this team" as he was diddling himself and throwing knives at MLK. But this is a Superbowl team heading into this year. They just need to stop acting like assholes.

Steve Lavin Headed To St. Johns



Steve had a 145-78 record with UCLA, leading the school to the NCAA tournament's round of 16 five times. The Bruins reached the final eight in 1997.

Steve Lavin is a good coach and he will have a tough road at St. Johns. The Red Storm are long removed from the Chris Mullen days and have all but lost the aura of being anything close to a good program. The only real recruiting tool Lavin will be able to use is Madison Square Garden, however, the New York kids normally go to Syracuse or head south for your Callipari's or Pitino's. I would like to see St. Johns succeed but I have a feeling they will be stuck in mediocrity for a real long time.

Just a history lesson, Lavin took over for Jim Harrick after Harrick was abruptly fired. Sound familiar?

Baron does it again!


Jesus' take on last night's URI-UNC game.

UNC 68 - URI 67

Let me just start by saying this. I was very impressed with the efforts from the Rhody Rams in the last few games. Delroy James played like a man among boys throughout this tournament, making big play after big play, and even getting Raftery to draw comparisons to the great Sly Williams. Beating a good Nevada team and winning in Blacksburg in a hostile environment against VaTech was no small feat. That win against VaTech was arguably the best Ram performance of the Baron era. The Hokies were 19-1 at home going into that game, and both teams were playing to win. They came from behind and looked poised. But just when things were starting to turn for ol' friend Jim Baron, the same problems reared their ugly head.

Most of the readers (if not all) don't know this about me, but I grew up a mere stone's throw from Keaney Gym and was raised as a Ram season ticket holder. I attended Skinner's, Harrick's and DeGregorio's basketball camps (3 pt champ for my age group at Harrick's!). To say that I am a huge Ram fan would be an understatement. I remember vividly the days of Kenny Green, Jeff Kent, Andre Samuels, Antonio Reynolds-Dean, Abdul Fox, Preston Murphy, Cuttino Mobley, Tyson Wheeler, Zach "one man army" Marbury, Lamar Odom, Brian Woodward, Dustin Hellenga, Jimmy Baron and the current squad. I've seen a great number of NBA players make their way through Keaney Gym - Eddie Jones, Aaron McKie, David West, Jameer Nelson, Delonte West, Mike James, Yinka Dare!, Smush Parker and many others. Never, in all those years though have I been as frustrated as I am now.

I know it was the NIT (Not Invited) and maybe a lot of fans don't care, but that game last night would have been great for the program, and perhaps helped Baron get over the hump with that one marquee victory he has been looking for since he got to Kingston. His body of work is impressive enough, but it is when you look at specific games, and all the big wins they have choked away under his reign, that is just too much to stomach. Last night, we saw why Roy Williams is a different class of coach than Jim Baron. I didn't actually think the talent level was that much of a disparity. Cothran was getting to wherever he wanted on the court, Ulmer was as athletic a guy as there was out there, and James was at times the best player on the floor. With URI leading and the game waining down in regulation, Williams knew exactly what was going to happen and he had Baron in his crosshairs.

Having 4 timeouts to play with (too many college coaches waste these) he let his team play through a rough patch, and when it got close he threw that full-court pressure on the Rams, and Baron was caught with his pants down. How do you not have a go-to inbounds play against full-court pressure in a tight game?! They turned it over once that I remember, but had no effective possessions in the last two minutes. The free-throws didn't help, but his failure to draw up inbounds plays led to the wrong guys shooting FT's. It really is inexcusible, and just proves that Baron is not the X's and O's coach this team needs. I feel bad for the boys, who played pretty hard but didn't have a coach to get them in a position to be successful. I think Baron is a good motivator, and a decent recruiter (in the East esp) but just can't hack it in game-time adjustments.

Hopefully, this will be the last of the Jim Baron era. I don't wish the man any ill-will, as he did a lot to rebuild this program back to respectability following the debacle that was the DeGregorio era. In the end though, I think he has gotten us as far as he can. Let's get a young, dynamic personality in here. Someone who can steal a few recruits from the east coast dynamos and get this team back to the tournament with some consistency.

I'm Rhode Island born and Rhode Island bred...

Jesus.Out.

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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Bruins @ Devils Preview


The Bruins need point, and that could be tough against a team that haven't beaten yet this year. The Bruins are 0-3 against the Devils, and to be honest I think the Devils are just as good as the Penguins or Capitals.

Basically, I think the Bruins should lose this game, but this is when they usually surprise me, so who the fuck knows. Rask will be in net tonight, and he has been amazing all year. If the Bruins are going to make the playoffs it is going to be because this guy has been standing on his head.

We have been saying it all year that the Bruins have to score more goals. Their power play has shown signs of life lately, but usually going against one of the greatest goalies of all-time doesn't help anything.

Boston is currently holding the last playoff spot in the Eastern Conference by 2 points over Atlanta....So COME ON BOSTON!!!! ATLANTA SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE A TEAM!!!!

2010 MLB Preview: Atlanta Braves


2009 Record: 86-76

Lineup:
CF Nate McLouth
2B Martin Prado
3B Chipper Jones
1B Troy Glaus
C Brian McCann
SS Yunel Escobar
RF Jason Heyward
LF Matt Diaz or Melky Cabrera

This team is ancient in the middle of the order. Chipper Jones had an awful second half of the year and you really have to question what he has left in the tank. Heyward is the future, and he had a huge spring, but still he is very young and is going to have his up and downs. Brian McCann has made the All-Star team each of his four full seasons in the majors, the first Brave to do that, but I just don't trust this lineup. The players are either too young or too old to be a serious contender.

Pitching:
RHP Derek Lowe
RHP Jair Jurrjens
RHP Tommy Hanson
RHP Tim Hudson
RHP Kenshin Kawakami

Closer:
RHP Billy Wagner

I like this rotation a lot, and in the NL that can be a huge difference. Lowe needs to have a bounce back year, but I think he will be very solid. Hanson is one of the best young arms in the majors, and Jair Jurrjens is up there too (though no one talks about him). The Braves return four starters from a rotation that led the majors with a 3.52 ERA last season, but they lost Javier Vazquez, who was last year’s ace with his 15 wins and 2.87 ERA. Still, this rotation should be very good. The thing that worries me is their bullpen. They lost Mike Gonzalez and Rafael Soriano, but signed Saito and Wagner. At best this could be a push, but I think they took a huge step back. Wagner is really old, and so is Saito. Plus Saito's arm is hanging by a thread. All that that would make me very worried if I was a Braves fan.

Overall:

I like their rotation, and that will keep them in it, but there are just too many questions in their lineup and bullpen for me to make them a playoff team.

2010 Record: 82-80

Why Not?

Why not watch Chuck Norris vs. a Bear?

Even the bear respects Norris.

Beckett Deal Getting Close


I reported yesterday that the Red Sox were not willing to give Beckett a 5 year deal. Well it is official as reports have come out that Beckett has a 4 year deal on the table from the Red Sox. The deal is rumored to be 4 years $65 million.

I have said before that I think it is really smart to bring Beckett back. It is just so hard to sign guys like him through free agency and the guy has been a big game pitcher for us. Sure he is inconsistent, but with the rotation we have he doesn't have to be the "ace" anymore.

Anyways, it will be really interesting to see if he takes this deal, but I do expect a deal to be completed before Opening Day.

Lyndsy Fonseca In Maxim

Lyndsy Fonseca is in two of this spring's hottest comedies: time-travel laugh riot "Hot Tub Time Machine" and the upcoming superhero parody "Kick-Ass"....Oh yea and she's hot...

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Tazawa To Have Tommy John Surgery


Tazawa just flew down to Alabama to have his elbow checked by Dr. James Andrews, who should really be called Dr. Your Season's Over. Anyways, obviously this is not good news, as Tazawa said there is a ligament issue and that surgery "will be part of the discussion."

Basically that means he needs Tommy John. It is really too bad this kid got put in the position he did last year (getting called up to the pros). He wasn't ready, and I wonder if they strained his arm during that time. The good news is that people do bounce back from Tommy John these days, and he is young enough where he will have plenty of time to make another push for the MLB in a year or two.

No Reason To Feel Bad For Welker


Since Wes Welker went out with that gruesome knee injury at the end of the Patriots season there has been a general pity party over him. Well, you don't need to pity him any longer. He just spent some time at the Playboy Mansion, and the chick in that photo is the same prostitute that got Gov. Eliot Spitzer of New York in trouble (Ashley Dupre), so you know he had a good time.

I love the other people that Welker was partying with (Bode Miller/Miles Austin). Come on, who doesn't want to have a beer with Bode Miller, then have this skank blow ya? Anyways, good for Welker...keep up the good work.

Here are some more pics of this Ashley Dupre chick (nice tits)...



All Americans


The AP All-America's first team

• Evan Turner
Ohio State
6-7, junior
20.3 ppg, 9.2 rpg
64 votes

• John Wall
Kentucky
6-4, freshman
16.9 ppg, 6.4 apg
62 votes

• Wes Johnson
Syracuse
6-7, junior
16.0 ppg, 8.4 apg
45 votes

• Scottie Reynolds
Villanova
6-2, senior
18.5 ppg, 3.3 apg
32 votes

• DeMarcus Cousins
Kentucky
6-11, freshman
15.3 ppg, 10.1 rpg
26 votes

Too bad all of these players choked in the tournament.

John Wall is the man.

MLB Previews: Florida Marlins


LINEUP

LF - Chris Coghlan
CF - Cameron Maybin
SS - Hanley Ramirez
3B - Jorge Cantu
2B - Dan Uggla
RF - Cody Ross
C - John Baker
1B - Gabby Sanchez

Believe it or not, the Marlins were up in the top of most offensive categories last year, and their team is pretty much the same this year. Hanley, Cantu and Uggla is a pretty good three man heart of the order. The issue I have is Cameron Maybin, he has yet to reach his potential and if he does it this year, the Marlins will be even more dangerous. Their hitting and speed is their biggest strength.

ROTATION

Josh Johnson
Ricky Nolasco
Anibal Sanchez
Sean West
Chris Volstad

Leo Nunez - closer

After Josh Johnson and Ricky Nolasco the rotation gets extremely thin. What ever happened to Andrew Miller? I don't think the back end of this rotation can hold their own and is the most glaring weakness I see.

Outlook
I want to put the Marlins as having an absurd record but I just can't do that with their rotation. I like their offense, their speed, and believe Josh Johnson is going to be the next great Marlins pitcher, however, he won't be able to do it alone. Look for the Marlins to be around .500. Which may be good enough for second in the NL East.

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Erin Andrews On DWTS

Sabres 3, Bruins 2


The 5-0 win over Calgary was quickly forgotten last night as the Bruins once again changed directions. Were I a professional sports gambler, I'd NEVER bet on a Bruins game, because they come out amazing, or come out dazed.

The simple-minded Bruins fans out there can blame Tim Thomas for the Sabres' 3 unanswered. They can question Julien for starting Thomas at all while Rask has excelled against Buffalo.

It does seem as though the Bruins play more inspired when Rask is in net. Which is extremely sad and pathetic. But even if true, the B's didn't display anything like that in their 5-0 victory on Saturday. And with back-to-back games Monday and Tuesday, you'd need to use both goalies anyway. Rask has good numbers against Buffalo, Thomas had yet to play against them this season. But against New Jersey, Thomas is 0-2, with a 3.80 GAA. I have no problems choosing to use Thomas to start this game.

And where was the offense. It's true the Bruins got 42 shots on net, but how many of them were of any quality? I'm not asking for Mario Lemieux calibre stuff.



A quality shot is one set-up by quality puck movement. There's nobody on the Bruins who's capable of beating Ryan Miller straight up. You get him to move around, which opens up the holes in the wall. Krejci's goal was a result of persistent movement and pressure, which drew Miller (who like all good tenders, is prone to aggressiveness) out of position, and Krejci bounced it off the goalie's skate and in.

It speaks to how good Ryan Miller is that both Bruin goals were odd bounces off Miller. He was never flat out beaten.

The Bruins remain in 8th, 2 points behind Philly and Montreal, but only 2 points ahead of Atlanta. They're at New Jersey tonight. The Devils are struggling lately, only winning 2 of their last 6. But their record at home is impressive (25-10-2).

-The Commodore

The New Jersey Nets Will Not Be The Worst Team Ever!



Kind of pissed the Nets won their tenth game last night, especially against the Spurs. (you know the team that just murdered us) But mainly because I wanted to see history made. New Jersey has a team unlike New York that is starless and is just plain awful. They have no one that anyone would want, and if they don't get John Wall or Demarcus Cousins they will continue to be awful. I don't see them landing LeBron, Wade, or any other big name choosing them over the Knicks. So they will have to build their team off good drafting and B level free agents.

McNabb To Raiders



It looks like the Oakland Raiders have emerged as the lead candidate to land Donovan McNabb and even though the 290 pound Jemarcus Russell would be a pro bowler this year, this is a deal the Raiders have to make. Bob says that the Raiders would be hesitant to do this because McNabb wouldn't sign an extension, however, with the Raiders there is always a chance. If they threw Donovan crazy money (which they would) I bet he would put the ink to the paper.

He would be an excellent fit on the Raiders who have two up and coming wide receivers in Heyward Bey and Louis Murphy, a decent TE in Zach Miller and capable runningbacks in Michael Bush and Darren McFadden. He has already done more with less talent.

These are just rumors, but at the end of the day if the Raiders do this deal, I think it would increase their win total significantly.

BC Fires Al Skinner


Boston College has fired head basketball coach Al Skinner today. A press conference is scheduled for 3 p.m. today. There had been rumors last week that Skinner was going after the St. John's job, and that's most likely the reason for the firing. There are already 4 coaches rumored to be taking the BC job (Richmond coach Chris Mooney, Cornell coach Steve Donahue, Harvard coach Tommy Amaker, and Northeastern coach Billy Coen). Out of those 4 Tommy Amaker seems the most likely.

If URI did think about a new coach then you would have to think Skinner would be at the top of the list. I doubt it would happen, but he does have ties there. Still, I think he will go to a bigger program.

Chick of the Day

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Monday, March 29, 2010

Sabres @ Bruins Preview


Boston has won 3 out of the 4 games against the Sabres, and are coming off a 5-0 bitch slap of the Flames. Yet, how many times have we said this before. There is every reason in the world the Bruins should win this game. They are at home. They have had success against this team, and they are coming off a big win. Yea...anyone else still not confident? Yea, me either.

Miller is probably the best goalie in the NHL right now, and that could be tough since the Bruins struggle putting the puck in the net. Boston counters with Tim Thomas tonight, who looked great against the Flames, and could wiggle his way back into playing time if he has another strong showing tonight.

The Bruins will be playing without Ference, who is out hurt (when isn't he?). The key for the Bruins is to have success on the power-play. They are not a great scoring team, so they need to taken advantage when the other team is a man down.

Game starts at 7pm on Versus.

Kim Kardashian Being Hot

Looks like breaking up with Reggie Bush hasn't made her any less hot.

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Izzo To Oregon?


When I read this I got so mad I nearly had to leave work. Well, that doesn't take a lot, but still this is complete bullshit.

There are some reports saying that Oregon is going to throw all the money it can at Izzo to get him to leave Michigan St. Sorry, not gonna happen. This guy is a God at MSU. He puts this team in the Final 4 every year. He might just be the best coach in college basketball, so there is 0% chance that the Michigan St. is going to just let him walk.

I fucking hate stories like this, because you know their isn't a shed of truth to them. So, if you see this story on your TV, just change the station, because trust me it ain't happening.

Go STATE.

Why Not?

Why not show you miss Conan?

AL Central Preview


We are done with the AL Central. Here is how we see it lining up.

1. White Sox: 96-66
2. Twins: 88-75
3. Tigers: 84-79
4. Indians: 68-94
5. Royals: 63-99

Red Sox Limit Beckett's Contract


There has been a lot of progress made on a new contract between Beckett and the Red Sox, but according to a couple sources the Sox have also set a limit. The report says that they will not offer Beckett more then 4 years on any deal, because they are worried about his shoulder.

I'll be honest, I think this is just a ploy to get Beckett to cave to their "health" demands. In other contracts (Drew, Lackey) the Sox have put in that if the player is to have shoulder issues then Boston has either a way out of the contract, or at the very least lowers the payment amounts.

I can't see Beckett getting less then what Lackey just got (5 years $82.5 million), and I still think this will get done before the season starts (6 days). The question is whether Beckett will cave and take on the shoulder conditions, or if he will just take a 4 year deal that will probably be a little more expensive (I assume that's what it would take to get it done).

2010 MLB Preview: Cleveland Indians


2009 Record: 65-97

Lineup:

1. SS Asdrubal Cabrera
2. CF Grady Sizemore
3. RF Shin-Soo Choo
4. DH Travis Hafner
5. 3B Jhonny Peralta
6. 1B Russell Branyan
7. LF Matt LaPorta
8. 2B Luis Valbuena
9. C Lou Marson

For a team that is in full rebuilding mode this isn't that bad of a lineup. The Indians really need Sizemore, Hafner, and Peralta to have come back years. Hafner has been crushing the ball this spring, and the Indians think he can get back to being a 30 HR guy. Branyan will start the year on the DL, but he is another guy that could be a solid pickup for this team. The bottom of the lineup is rough, but Carlos Santana should be taking Lou Marson's job quickly and he is one of the better prospects in the game.

Pitching:

1. RHP Fausto Carmona
2. RHP Jake Westbrook
3. RHP Justin Masterson
4. LHP Aaron Laffey
5. LHP David Huff

CLOSER
RHP Kerry Wood

Hold on I am not feeling so well.

Well, this rotation will do that to ya. Carmona has been terrible for awhile now, and I am not sold he is ever coming back. Westbrook is now healthy and he might be their most "steady" pitcher. Everyone in the league except the Indians seems to know that Masterson is a reliever, so I really don't see him improving all that much. Laffey was good at home last year, but then had an ERA over 5 on the road. Huff is a decent prospect, but I don't see him magically turning into an ace. Wood will start the year on the DL (big surprise), so youngster Chris Perez will fill in. I expect Wood to be traded by the deadline.

Overall:

I think this team will be better offensively then people will give them credit for, but with a pitching staff like that it will be hard to win. I think you will see this team try to trade away more veterans like Hafney, Peralta, Wood, Westbrook, and maybe even Sizemore, as they continue the rebuilding process. Anyways, it will be a tough year for the Indians, but I do think they will improve on their record from last year.

2010 Record: 68-94

BC 9, Yale 7


When a hockey game ends 9-7, you don't need anyone to say "It was a crazy game." Yale used 3 goalies, BC only used 1, BC never scored a power play goal, there were 78 total shots, each team had one player with a hat trick, and believe it or not it was a tight 2-1 game at the end of the 1st period.

BC can score. They have a conga line of talented forwards who can all skate, pass, and finish. But the Eagles struggle to switch directions. Their best defense is their relentless offensive attack, keeping the puck 150 feet from their own net.

Of course, when you surge to a 6-2 lead, then later a 9-4 lead, you're bound to get a little too comfortable, and let up some soft goals.

BC will face Miami (OH) in the Frozen Four a week from Thursday. We'll have a full recap of all Frozen Four teams tomorrow.

-The Commodore

Final Four 2010


We are down to the Final Four, and what a strange journey it has been. In the end, though, there are two familiar faces in Duke and Michigan State and two unlikelies in West Virginia and Butler (the latter much more so).

How They Got There.

#5 Butler Bulldogs
Butler completed there improbable run to Indianapolis (their home city) with an impressive win over Kansas State. Gordon Hayward, is the real deal and possibly the Great White Hype. He is a tall, 6'9'' point guard with great range and a sneaky good offensive skill set. He was the conference player of the year, and if Butler can pull this thing off, he may just be tournament MVP.
Kansas State looked like shit, and had I heard this stat before the game I would have picked Butler. The last 9 teams to win a tournament game in overtime (K-State beat Xavier in 2OT) have lost in the next round! What?! WOW! They clearly did not have the same energy, especially in the backourt. Pullen and Clemente managed 1 first half field goal, and that was in the final 10 seconds of the half. To put it plainly, they sucked. As much, as they struggled though, Butler looked very good.
Shelvin Mack, Gordon Hayward and Matt Howard seem on a mission and they will be the decided crowd favorite in Indy.


#2 West Virginia Mountaineers
Some people actually picked this team to get here, and I thought they were fucking crazy. I've thought WVU was a good team all year long, but I thought they had too much working against them. In the tournament I always like guard play, and I just wasn't that impressed with Bryant and Mazzulla. However, Mazzulla was magnificent against Kentucky this weekend and fueled their victory with big baskets when they needed them. I also am not a Huggybear fan, and I think for the most part he's been a terrible disappointment in the tournaments. But, nonetheless he's gotten this team to scrap together some huge wins on their march to the final four.
Kentucky was god-awful shooting the ball on Saturday and didn't impress on defense either. They really just didn't show up to play. The one thing I thought would give them trouble in my preview, came to fruition. They could not get the ball in the paint around the long arms of the WVU perimeter. WVU did an excellent job of forcing the pace, and shot the lights out...no 2 pt field goals in the first half. All threes! I doubt they continue that hot shooting in the next round.


#5 Michigan State Spartans
They should just name the trophy after Tom Izzo. The dude is unreal. In the last 12 years, he's gone to the Final Four 50% of the time. No other basketball program can claim that, and yet when we think of top programs we often leave Michigan State out of the conversation. Perhaps, we are too close to the moment to really appreciate what is happening up in East Lansing, MI. Despite not having Kalin Lucas, their best player, the Spartans played a great game and in the end their lock-down D was too much for Tennessee to handle. UT played a tremendous game as well, under Coach Pearl. They were led by a great effort from Brian Williams who was all over the glass and making plays from the paint all day.
Tennessee got a little sloppy and also committed some dumb fouls late in the 2nd half that eventually doomed them. I've heard some people saying that the foul at the end wasn't actually a foul, but that is pretty absurd. They are definitely going to call that...and you have to foul there. You can't give up a lay-up to win the game. Make him earn 'em! J.P. Prince put up one of the more feeble buzzer-beaters I've ever seen at the end. I'm not even sure if reached the free-throw line.
In the end, Izzo is back in the Final Four, and we never should have doubted him anyway.


#1 Duke Blue Devils
Man, I hate Duke. This game was a perfect microcosm of why I hate the Duke Blue Devils. They just get under your skin. Baylor was looking really good, led by some marvellous play from big-man Epke Udoh and guard LaceDarrius Dunn. They had a lead with under 5 to play, but that is when Duke went to work on the offensive glass. I know Baylor was in a zone, but their front court was 6'10'' 7'0'' and 6'10''. It is really pretty inexcusable to be giving up those 2nd chance opportunities. Those opportunities fueled a late surge by Duke, and then Baylor lost their tempers a bit and Acy picked up a technical foul. I thought it was a pretty weak call, but you have to keep your emotions in check, especially against Duke, those snot-nosed spoiled brats that do nothing but irritate you.
Duke still has not shot the ball particularly well, as evidenced by Kyle Singler going 0-10 from the floor. I really would have loved to seen him be the reason they lost yesterday, but apparently God hates me and wants to make me watch Duke in the Final Four. I don't know what is worse, Yankees in WS or Duke in the Final Four.

Anyway, they're here and unfortunately I like their chances. (I'm just saying that because all my predictions have been buptkus.) I would love to see Izzo give it to Krewserweski in the Championship.

Why Not?

Why not watch the worst golf cart driver ever:

94 Spurs, 73 Celtics



Just a bad, bad game for the Celtics. Here are a couple of points:

* Celtics were 1-14 from 3 point range
* Tim Duncan only got 8 points tonight, and we still got smoked.
* Michael Finley is a douche bag
* Bench was terrible tonight. But so were the starters.

Nothing really else to say other than this was an awful game and I hope the Spurs play the Lakers in the first round.

The BMack Dynasty Continues

BMack:


DP:


The DP/BMack Bracket battle has been going on for sometime now, yet BMack has brought his winning streak over DP to a half decade. Once again, Michigan State is the team that dragged my bracket to victory. Want to learn how to do a bracket? Don't pick against UNC or Michigan State, and you'll beat DP.

Bruins 5, Flames 0


Saturday afternoon was an excellent "reboot" game. The Bruins were coming off of a wretched 5-2 loss to Tampa. Their power play was impotent, their defense shaky, and they had fallen to .500 on home ice.

But I'm not going to get too amazed by this. The Bruins played a West Coast team at 1:30 in the afternoon. A 9th place West Coast team. And as good as the Bruins looked, the Flames looked equally as awful.

The B's power play unit simply toyed with a sluggish Calgary PK. They were allowed to move the puck at will, and the Flames failed to fill the shooting lanes. Seidenberg, Krejci, and Chara all scored on the power play. The Bruins had only 4 PP goals in March, and they nearly doubled that total in an afternoon.

Thomas was in net, and earned his 5th shutout of the season. He was outstanding. It's almost as if he performs better when expectations for him drop to below certain level. Or maybe it's when he has to compete for his job. Rask is still the clear #1 (right now), but with back-to-back games on Monday and Tuesday, Thomas should get more time in net.

The fans voted Milan Lucic the player of last week. But it should have been Krejci. He's finally playing like he did last year, quarterbacking his line, making plays for his teammates. He has 6 points (2 G, 4 A) in the last three games, and 15 points (5 G, 10 A) in his last twelve games. That's pretty impressive when Michael Ryder is your linemate.

How much of an unexpected savior has Mark Recchi been? 42 years old and he's 3rd on the team with 40 points, and 2nd with 17 goals. Three more scores and he'll have his 17th career 20 goal season. That's insane. Where would the Bruins' offense be without him?

Big game Monday night as the Sabres come to town. It's on Versus, and it could (hopefully) be a preview of the playoffs. The Bruins are technically 8th, but only 2 points behind 6th and 7th place Philly and Montreal. The B's also have 2 extra games left to play.

-The Commodore

It's A Blue Devil Kind of Morning



To Recap:

Duke returns to Final Four for 11th time under Coach K. Check.
JJ Redick 23 Points, 8 Assists, 7 Boards in Magic win over Nuggets. Check.
Sheldon Williams 11 points in 11 minutes off the Celtics bench. Check.

It's going to be one of those days.

Chick Of The Day

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Saturday, March 27, 2010

Elite 8 preview


And then there were 8.

The clock finally struck midnight and the carriage has turned back into a pumpkin for Cinderella. Cornell, Northern Iowa and St Mary's all went down in the Sweet 16.
There were more tremendous games in the Sweet 16 as Xavier and Kansas State played one of the best games of the tournament (more on that sort of thing following the tournament) with K-State holding on in 2OT. The Vols knocked off Evan Turner and Ohio State in a great match-up. And Syracuse became the second #1 seed to lose when Butler sent them packing.

The Elite 8 looks to have some great match-ups as well. Saturday features two great games as #2 Kansas State takes on #5 Butler, and #1 Kentucky battles #2 West Virginia.
Sunday will showcase #6 Tennessee against #5 Michigan State and #1 Duke will battle #3 Baylor.
Here's my take on the match-ups and my Final Four preview.

#5 Butler vs #2 Kansas State
Some might call Butler a Cinderella team, and I suppose in some ways they are since they come from a "mid-major" conference. However, despite my railing against them all year they were a top 25 team much of the season and got a #5 seed, so it is hard to call them a Cinderella. They've looked very good so far in this tournament and really impressed in the game against Syracuse. Unlike other mid-major teams in the past who have managed a decent seed this team features some real elite talent. Gordon Hayward, Shelvin Mack and Matt Howard are their three top scorers, and are all pretty good players who stack up well against most teams. On top of that Butler is a small school from Indianapolis. The Final Four this year is being played in...you guessed it, Indianapolis! That would be one heck of a story if they could advance to the next round. However, K-State features arguably the best backcourt in the country which was on full display against Xavier, in Pullen and Clemente.
The two K-State guards should give Butler fits with their quickness and athleticism. In addition to their guards, K-State also has a nice front court. In the first OT against Xavier they went to the post on 7 straight possessions, which shows their versatility. Ultimately, I think K-State will prove too talented and too athletic for Butler to deal with, ruining the great homecoming Final Four story.
Prediction: K-State 76 - Butler 70

#2 West Virginia vs #1 Kentucky
This one should be a fantastic game. The lanky, rangy, athletic Mountaineers against the up and down, run and gun Wildcats led by super frosh John Wall. It will be very interesting to see how he and Bledsoe respond in this game and whether or not they will settle for jumpers when they get in the half-court. They could have problems getting into the paint around those long arms of the WVU perimeter players. On the other hand, they're so quick they could create a lot of reach-in fouls. WVU will definitely try to slow down the pace in this one and dictate tempo in the half-court. Kentucky will try to push any time they get a rebound or a steal, and no one is better at going coast to coast than John Wall. I wasn't sure West Virginia would get out of the last round, but they did. This time I really don't think they're going any further. Kentucky seems to be on a mission to win this whole thing, and I'm not betting against them. Calipari is twice the tourney coach that Huggybear is, not to mention he has the better talent on the floor, even if they are young.
Prediction: Kentucky 81 - West Virginia 72


Sunday Games
#6 Tennessee vs #5 Michigan State
Izzo is at it again, with his Spartans on another great tournament run, despite not having their best player Kalin Lucas. That being said they've only faced on real quality opponent, lucking out and getting 13 seed Northern Iowa in the Sweet 16. I know UNI was playing well, but they don't really match-up against MSU, one of the most talented teams in the country. Tennessee on the other hand does match up, and very well, in my opinion. J.P. Prince and Wayne Chism will give the Spartans fits on defense with their length and athleticism. Prince despite being a forward is their real playmaker and was fantastic against Ohio State. Chism can bump in the post but has some touch and range as well. For the Spartans they will need Durrell Summers to continue to step-up and it would be nice if Raymar Morgan would step up a bit more. He's hit some big shots but hasn't really made a big impact on a game in this tournament. Bottom line, without PG Lucas the Spartans may struggle against a feisty Tennessee team. So far they've been lucky but I think that luck might run out, and Sparty craps out in the Elite 8 while Tennessee dances their way to Indianapolis and their first, and Coach Pearl's first, Final Four. *It should be noted that I consider Izzo the greatest active tournament coach, and while I predict a UT win would not be shocked by an MSU win either.
Prediciton: Tennessee 88 - Michigan State 80 OT


#3 Baylor vs #1 Duke
The Bears look to beat Duke and make their first Final Four appearance, which would be basically a miracle after that program seemed left for dead following the murder scandal of 2003. They are an extremely athletic team and really get after it in their pressure zone defense, forcing turnovers and easy baskets. They made St Mary's and Omar Sahman (the team that beat Villanova) look like a joke in the Sweet 16 with one of the more dominant first half performance of the tournament, holding St Mary's to 17 first half points. I thought it was a girl's score on the ticker. (Baylor's girls team is also fantastic this year) Guards Tweety Carter and LaceDarius (awesome name) Dunn lead the offense and big man Ekpe Udoh (from Oklahoma, not Africa!) is their dominant presence in the post. Hopefully, the big guy will show Zubek and Singler what tough basketball is all about.
For Duke they feature star players and boyfriends (not really) Kyle Singler and John Scheyer as well as Nolan Smith.
Inside Zoubek leads the team in ugly baskets and non-foul calls. Coach K is the whiny, greasy, past his prime coach for the Blue Devils who apparently doesn't know what a "meltdown" means (He started yelling at a reporter in yesterday's press conference for using the word meltdown to describe Duke's recent tourney performances). He and Urban Meyer should really just go get stranded on a deserted island together.
In case you can't tell, this part of the column is completely biased and I hate Duke, and make no apologies for it. This ain't the damn Associated Press. It's dueling couches! In actuality, Coach K is a legend, and runs a damn good program. But...I HATE 'EM! I hope they get waxed by Baylor. If Baylor beats Duke preventing Coach K from another Final Four they will be my new 2nd favorite college basketball team (URI is always #1 in my heart!). Go Bears!
Prediction: Duke 78 - Baylor 75 *fuck!*

Friday, March 26, 2010

BMack vs. DP: Brackets

BMack:


DP:

Well we have both been kind of embarrassed to show our brackets, but here are the standings as of today...

We do points 1st round 1pt, 2nd 2 pts, 3rd 3pts, and so on...

DP - 42
BMack - 43

Celtics/ Kings Preview


After that great win against the Nuggets, the Celtics take on Tyreke Evans and the Kings. I like the direction the Kings are going in and they have an awesome player to build around in Evans. However, they are a few years away from being considered a contender. The Line ups are:
PG B. Udrih 12.7 R. Rondo 13.7
SG T. Evans 20.3 R. Allen 16.2
SF D. Greene 8.5 P. Pierce 18.1
PF C. Landry 16.4 K. Garnett 14.3
C S. Hawes 10.3 K. Perkins 10.4
The only people the Celtics need to watch out for are Evans, and Carl Landry. They will hurt us, but the way KG is playing defense and the way the Celtics have been jelling, I can't see them struggling against an inexperienced Kings team. This game should be over by halftime.

Celtics 100-86

Tommy Award: KG

3-26-95

15 years ago, a beautiful artistic spirit was stolen from The World. RIP Eazy motherfucking E.



-The Commodore

Why Not?

Why not just make up evidence?

FIU's Kendall Berry Stabbed To Death


I don't know anything about him, or FIU, or anything about this whole incident. All I know is that this happened in Miami, which is going to be the next place I'm going to move. The thought process of me moving to different places hinges on 2 things. 1. It needs to have a high crime rate. 2. It needs to get struck by hurricanes frequently. Miami fits both of those, so it's a perfect match. It's New Orleans but with more Cuban people and beaches. Bad Bays 1 and 2 was also filmed there. Plus I would get to go to work in white pants and a Hawaiian Shirt, now that's a place for me.

Oh yea, my condolences go out to the Berry family.

A Cake For Big Ben


Read it, learn it Big Ben.

Ben Could Be In A Little Trouble



"Approximately 30 seconds after he saw Roethlisberger talking to the woman, Duncan said one of the accuser's friends approached Duncan and said, 'I think my friend is in the bathroom with Ben, but the door [leading to the bathroom area] is locked, and I'm trying to get back there, and this guy [one of Roethlisberger's friends] wouldn't let me through.' Duncan said she also told him, 'I think my friend may be drunk.'" More

I really don't know what to think of this. One second I think he's innocent, and then the next shady things happen like a bodyguard guarding the door and the tapes of that night get over written. I believe that this whole ordeal is the girls fault trying to get some money out of the greatest quarterback of all time. But Ben should really stop putting himself in these situations because this will happen all the time. He has enough money to get a high class hooker.