Bike Ninja

Bicycle Eats It

Fuck Lance Armstrong

I'd like to thank Lance Armstrong for ruining my television..... again. Now that Lance has decided to come out of retirement I get to hear about how courageous he is, how he is defying all odds, how people call it the Tour De Lance, and how bicycling isn't a pansy sport. I hope he gets caught doing steroids and makes an idiot out of everyone. Go away Lance Armstrong, go away.