Britney Spears Being Sued For Farting

Earlier today, rumors circulated that one of Brit Brit's former (and very briefly employed) bodyguards had lobbed a fresh set of complaints against her, alleging that she engaged in lewd and unhygienic behavior in front of him, including that she blatantly picked her nose, refused to shower, didn't brush her teeth and, the piece de resistant, had a little (OK, a big) gas problem. More

Well even if this isn't true, this probably killed Britney Spears for me. The biggest turnoff for me is having a girl fart. I don't have many standards but a girl farting is the fucking worst. SO if I was this body guard I'm on board with this lawsuit and think she owes him more than 10 million dollars. But from an outsider I also find this hysterical. Imagine being a body guard, having Britney fart on you and be unapologetic. pretty funny.

Chick of the Day

Well I was asked what my top 10 list was, but since my top 10 change just about every week I thought I would go all time. So, here is #10 on my top 10 killing of knuckle-children list....

#10 Britney Spears - Probably on everyone's list. I mean come on this girl was unstoppable back in the day. Actually she is still smoking check out here new video...

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Don't Call It A Comeback

God damn. No way this can be real. Either way I think we all got something to wack it too.

Britney Spears Kind Of Rocks

Last night I went to Britney Spears concert and I gotta admit, she rocks. It was easily the best concert I have ever been to, and she's back (whatever that means, I heard a lot of girls saying that). I guess. Other guys if you want to do yourself and your girlfriend a favor, get her tickets. I'll list the reasons why guys should want to go to the concert; you basically see Britney Spears naked the whole time, literally you see every part of her but the snatch, butthole, and nipples, She wears nipple tassels at one point. Other reasons are because of all the hot of age girls and hot underage girls. Basically for all the teeny bopping girls it is a fashion contest to who can dress sluttier. I know it's sweet. Another reason is that it is circus themed so there is juggling, magic, and midgets.

And we have a new endorser in Britney Spears. Before the concert they have this thing where you can text something to the big screen and DuelingCouches.com was on their before she went on. So Britney Spears is now an unofficial sponsor for Dueling Couches.

Chick Of The Day

Today's chick is Britney Spears. The reasoning is because I am going to her concert tonight. That's right, I am. Fuck you.

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