Let's Stop Mispronouncing Roy Halladay's Name

I have a helpful tool so people can learn how to pronounce Roy Halladay's name properly. Too many people have mispronounced it on WEEI or in bars the last few weeks, and I'm about to lose my mind over it.

Let's start off with a simple statement of truth. Cal Ripken sucks, and is gay.

So Cal is gay. Let's use this sentence to learn...

--Cal is gay.--

Replace the "g" in gay with a "d."

--Cal is day.--

Now let's replace the "C" in Cal with an "H."

--Hal is day.--

Take the "s" out of the word is, and we're left the name of the Blue Jays pitcher:

--Hal-i-day.--

Halliday.

-The Commodore

Frank Thomas ties Cal Ripken

Frank Thomas has hit 1,695 RBI, tying him with Cal Ripken for 21st on the career list. This is no real big deal, I just put this up because Cal Ripken Jr. is an over-rated piece of shit and I hope something terrible happens to him. He is right up there with my hatred for Kobe Bryant.