Hot Chicks World Cup: Argentina vs. UK (Championship Match)

Both teams made surprisingly early exits from the real World Cup, and these two have a bitter rivalry on the soccer field (1986 saw the Hand of God Goal scored by Maradona against England), and off it (the 1982 Falklands War). And now they meet for the coveted title of World's Hottest Chicks.



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-The Commodore

Hot Chicks World Cup: All Tournament Team

The Finals between the United Kingdom and Argentina will be "held" on Tuesday, after the long weekend. But for now, here are the 11 hottest girls from the whole team. I didn't do it on purpose, but each of the 8 countries has at least 1 representative.

The 2010 Hot Chicks World Cup All Tournament Team:
Adriana Lima - Brazil
Jennifer Ellison - UK
Karina Jelinek - Argentina
Jessica Alba - USA
Jesse Jane - USA
Mila Kunis - Russia
Federica Ridolfi - Italy
Stephanie Ly - Canada
Rocio Guirao Diaz - Argentina
Carolina Pampita Ardohain - Argentina
Clara Morgane - France

To see these 11 babes, Click Here (NSFW). The Finals will be Tuesday.

-The Commodore

Hot Chicks World Cup: Russia vs. Argentina

Our second and final semifinal is between two countries that are completely different. Cold Russia, hot Argentina. But who has hotter chicks?



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Tomorrow we'll have the All-Tournament Team, the hottest 11 girls of the competition.

-The Commodore

Hot Chicks World Cup: Italy vs. UK

We start the semifinals today with two teams from the same continent, but with two different styles of women. The Italians are exotic, trim, tight, statuesque. The Brits have more substance, particularly in their bras.



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Tomorrow it's Russia vs. Argentina

-The Commodore

Hot Chicks World Cup: Argentina vs. USA

The US has to be one of the favorites to win this competition, but Argentina are a real darkhorse, and could end America's dreams faster than a soccer referee from Mali.



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Tomorrow: we start the semifinals as Italy faces the UK.

-The Commodore

Hot Chicks World Cup: Russia vs. France

These two countries were bitter enemies in the Napleonic era, then close allies at the start of the 20th century. Geopolitically, they're both sort of "meh" to each other these days, but when it comes to hot chicks, they're epic rivals.



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Tomorrow: the last quarterfinal match, Argentina vs. USA

-The Commodore

Hot Chicks World Cup: Brazil vs. UK

An epic soccer matchup and an epic meeting of powerhouses in Hot Chicks, as well. Brazil is known for spicy women, but Britain are no slouches when it comes to beautiful girls.



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Monday's match: Russia vs. France

-The Commodore

Hot Chicks World Cup: Canada vs. Italy

We start the tournament with our opening quarterfinal: Canada vs. Italy. Who will Phil Esposito be rooting for? Canada is known for snow and hockey. Italy is known for cuisine and sports cars.



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Tomorrow's match: Brazil vs. the UK

-The Commodore

USA 1, Algeria 0

This is why soccer fans love this sport. Sure, there's no scoring for 90+ minutes, but that's the excitement. There's tension, anxiety, like the last 30 seconds of a basketball game, only it lasts for 90 minutes.

Tim Howard started it with a top notch save, then an instant release, a quick counterattack against a worn Algerian midfield, and thoroughly abused defense, then Donovan nailed it home. In a matter of seconds, USA went from an early flight home to winners of Group C.

This was the first time the US has won their Group since 1930. And they'll face the 2nd place team from Group D.

-The Commodore

Hot Chicks World Cup: Introducing USA

The last but certainly not least team in the tournament. Now I'm probably going to get criticized for the people I chose and didn't choose to be on this team. But you try narrowing down the list of American hotties to 11 names. It's not an easy task, and I sometimes had to go with my gut.

So here are the Americans:
Angelina Jolie (Captain)
Scarlett Johansson
Beyonce Knowles
Jessica Alba
Kim Kardashian
Eva Mendes
Megan Fox
Jesse Jane
Britney Spears
CJ Gibson
Faye Reagan



For more Americana, Click Here (NSFW)

Tomorrow: we start the tournament. Here are the first round opponents:

Canada vs. Italy
Brazil vs. UK
Russia vs. France
Argentina vs. USA

Tomorrow is Canada/Italy

-The Commodore

Hot Chicks World Cup: Introducing Argentina

Hot and spicy. Here's Argentina's offering to the Hot Chicks World Cup:

Yamila Diaz (Captain)
Luciana Salazar
Pamela David
Chenoa
Karina Jelinek
Luisana Lopilato
Yesica Toscanini
Luli Fernandez
Carolina Pampita Ardohain
Rcoio Guirao Diaz
Dorismar



For more of Argentina, Click Here. (NSFW)

Tomorrow: Last but not least, USA! USA! USA!

-The Commodore

Hot Chicks World Cup: Introducing France

France, France, France. Where they care more about independent films and cigarettes than they do about building a functioning military or adoring their homegrown beautiful women. Here's France's roster:

Laetitia Casta (Captain)
Virginie Gervais
Filippa Hamilton
Veronica Saint
Melissa Theuriau
Lily Tenue
Morgane Dubled
Clara Morgane
Auriele Claudel
Noemie Lenoir
Eva Green

For more of the French Click Here (NSFW)

Tomorrow: Argentina

-The Commodore

Hot Chicks World Cup: Introducing Russia

The Russians finished runner-up in the 2008 Euro Hot Chicks competition. But things have changed. The top talents of the Russians are among the best in the tourney, but they lack depth compared to some of their competitors. So let's meet them.

Anna Kournikova (Captain)
Anna Semenovich
Irina Voronina
Maria Sharapova
Natalie Abromov
Elena Berkova
Irina Shayk
Natalia Vodianova
Amanda Braun
Anya Monzikova
Mila Kunis



For more of the Russians Click Here (NSFW)

On Monday: France.

-The Commodore

Hot Chicks World Cup: Introducing the UK

England won DC's 2008 Euro Chicks tournament. But that was against just Europe. Now they're up against the world. The British roster:

Catherine Zeta-Jones (Captain)
Keeley Hazell
Layla Kayleigh
Jennifer Ellison
Kate Beckinsale
Kayleigh Pearson
Lucy Pinder
Emma Watson
Kelly Brook
Abbey Clancy
Danielle Lloyd



For more of the United Kingdom, Click Here (NSFW).

Tomorrow: Russia

-The Commodore

Hot Chicks World Cup: Introducing Brazil

Brazil are one of the favorites to win both the real World Cup, and our Hot Chicks World Cup. They have some unreal talent at the top, but depth is somewhat of a problem. Just saying their names out loud will give you a boner. Without further ado, the ladies of Brazil...

Adriana Lima (Captain)
Gisele Bundchen
Alessandria Ambrosio
Fernanda Tavares
Tais Araujo
Raica Oliveira
Daniela Cicarelli
Viviane Castro
Feres twins
Mulher Melancia
Dani Sol



For more Brazil, Click Here (NSFW)

Tomorrow: The United Kingdom

-The Commodore

Hot Chicks World Cup: Introducing Italy

Italy's soccer team won the last World Cup. The Italian peninsula produces three amazingly beautiful works of art: their food, their cars, and their women.

So here's Italy's roster for the 2010 Hot Chicks World Cup:

Monica Bellucci (Captain)
Carla Bruni
Giada De Laurentiis
Elisabetta Canalis
Sara Varone
Emanuela Folliero
Francesca Lodo
Eleonora Pedron
Federica Ridolfi
Manuela Arcuri
Letizia Bruni



For more of Italia, Click Here (NSFW).

Tomorrow: Brazil

-The Commodore

Hot Chicks World Cup: Introducing Canada

Well it's World Cup time. Which means 32 nations vying for soccer supremacy. It also means it's time for the first ever Dueling Couches Hot Chicks World Cup.

Loyal fans will remember the 2008 Hot Chicks European Championship we staged. England won that, but now it's the world of beautiful women they'll have to compete against. The 8 teams in no particular order:

Canada
Italy
Brazil
United Kingdom
Russia
France
Argentina
USA

Each team is comprised of 11 women, and they'll compete in a single-elimination tournament to see which country's women are the finest. Now we here at DC will determine who wins and who loses. But when you're getting two dozen pictures of hot girls everyday, I think everyone wins.

Today we'll meet Team Canada, who do not have a soccer team in the real World Cup, but do produce some very attractive females.

Here's Canada's roster:
Trish Stratus (Captain)
Elisha Cuthbert
Emmanuelle Chiqrui
Kate Ground
Estella Warren
Jayde Nicole
Melyssa Ford
Anna Paquin
Misa Campo
Leyla Milani
Stephanie Ly



To see more of Team Canada Click Here (NSFW).

Tomorrow: Italia.

-The Commodore