Jared Allen Is The Man

This is Jared Allen's response to the whole Favre schism story:
"I don't think anyone on this team knows what schism means let alone use it in a sentence form. At first I thought schism was an STD, and I was like WOAH we practice abstinence here!"

Amazing.

Why Not?

I'd run out of the endzone if Jared Allen was chasing me too